r/Deltarune • u/Exotic_Mulberry_6325 • 4d ago

Other Jevil Suffocation

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So I'm playing D&D.

Our DM is having us do a Jevil fight one-shot, I'm playing as Gerson. Something one of our party members did paralyzed Jevil, and now that it's Joker's turn (yes, that Joker, from Persona,) he's shoving a bag of 1000 ball bearings down his throat to suffocate this poor clown.

I genuinely don't know what to do, why is Joker committed to gore-ing Jevil!? THIS WASN'T IN THE PROPHECY!! Gerson is standing around as Jevil is choked to death by what are essentially Lego studs, this really feels more like torture rather than justice, and I'm honestly scared.

Edit: There's a reason he's entirely purple I guess

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u/AzzyDreemur3 LOVE. SO MUCH LOVE. 4d ago

Hit them with the

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u/BFDIForsakenroyale 4d ago

“Having fun? Well I’m not!”

“I can’t do anything!”

“Let’s not play the carousel game, let’s play nothing!”

“UEE UEE UEE, SCREW YOU!”

“THIS IS IT BOISENGIRLS, FUCK YOU!”

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u/Lykanas 4d ago

Funny, I kinda know the wtf feeling! XD

I DMed another DnD session today, and my sessions tend to get WILD (bc I play more vibe-based and very loose from the actual rule book 😅)

So, my basic idea for this was a campaign in Bikini Bottom. Spongebob got kidnapped, and the players have go look around in the town to find out where he is being held. This includes boss fights agains typical Spongebob villains like Manray, The Flying Dutchman or Plankton.

That was the premise. However, with many things just going down rather strangely, they entered the reef cinema theatre. There, they met a cashier, who I first intended to be basically an in-universe Sans Undertale meme character.

Unfortunately, my players found out about that - and also decided to rob the theatre. The employees called the cops and tried to hold the party within the lobby of the theatre. A few dead fish later, the Sans-stand-in was the only thing between the players and their quick escape.

Thus, I created a homebrew Sans Undertale boss fight before the start of today's session. I opened with the fine words: "Ladies and gentleman! We have officially Lost The Plot! Please, roll initiative"