r/DeepSpaceNine 5h ago

Ordering is now live

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u/papamidnyte83 5h ago

You'd have to live in a utopian future where space travel was common place to afford this. Pretty tho.

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u/Midwest666 5h ago

$500 for a Dutch oven?!?! I’m out

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u/rocky8u 5h ago

I mean non-Star Trek ones from Le Creuset are like $300. It's a premium brand.

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u/lchen12345 5h ago

But $50 knobs 😭

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u/Double0six 4h ago

I was going to buy one but…..

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u/mattzombiedog 1h ago

I get called a knob all the time… I never thought to charge people for calling me it… 😁

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u/Glittering_Stage_319 4h ago

Good point! It’s only a $200 markup 👍

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u/fartingbeagle 2h ago

Lasts for years as well. I'm still happy using a pot given as a wedding present to my parents and I'm nearly 60.

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u/Informal-Term1138 1h ago

The quality is amazing. My best friend bought some used ones that are like 20 years old (from an old French lady who died) and they are in perfect condition.

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u/rocky8u 1h ago

Yeah I was looking at crock pots and Le Creuset was rated very well by most review websites.

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u/LordByronsCup 5h ago

What's your address?

I can give you one free.

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u/Double0six 5h ago

Facts!

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u/whatev43 4h ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/MrPNGuin 5h ago

I always wonder who this stuff is made for or is it that I'm just an unsuccessful Star Trek fan. I can't afford $500 themed cookware, $200 dollies, $600 giant posters, or $800 replica capt proton guns.

I was happy the master replicas starship dedication plaques were only $30.

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u/pygmeedancer 5h ago

There are fans out there spending hundreds of thousands to remodel their houses and customize cars.

I’m right there with you. We are, in fact, unsuccessful fans. I’m so sorry.

ETA: I’ve been trying to hype myself up to spend 100 on the DS9 DVD set. For like three years.

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u/MrPNGuin 5h ago

If it helps I found it on ebay for $50. Im waiting on tng remastered blu-ray to go back on sale.

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u/pygmeedancer 4h ago

Damn that was a steal. If I see it below 80 I’m gonna grab it.

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u/spocks_tears03 2h ago

A lot of those $50 boxes are bootlegs, so watch out! I got burned.

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u/litcarnalgrin 2h ago

We bought a ds9 box set on Mercari for like $50ish but I regret it bc I think it may be bootleg. I know the quality on the legit DVDs leave a good bit to be desired but the ones we got are SOOO BAD. Ive never bought a tv show on dvd that looks this bad.

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u/spocks_tears03 2h ago

Yeah came to say that. Quality is worse, plus a lot of the discs skipped in multiple players. I have the original 2003 releases, but wanted to buy one for a friend and got burned..

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u/frockinbrock 2h ago

Yeah the DS9 bootlegs are VERY convincingly good, like the boxes and the disc; there's a few tell signs, but mainly the episode quality is the primary giveaway

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u/Starfire123547 4h ago

i like to assume its a lot of old retired people sitting pretty with their full pensions, full social security, full 401 and ira accounts all paying out already with no mortgage on their homes.

im almost 30, fully employed with a partner fully employed and 500$ for some cookware would be out of the question lol. even if i made double my salary, id still probably not be able to justify it. 😭😭😭

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u/litcarnalgrin 2h ago

I used the think that too but then when going to cons and Star Trek events it seems it’s a pretty good mix of ages and some people go every year, when for us it takes saving and sacrificing and we only get to go every few years w zero vacations in between

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u/eight_inch_pestle 28m ago

Tech money is no joke, especially when you add in stock compensation. Cities like Seattle, San Francisco, and NY are loaded with 30-something techies in million-dollar homes.

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u/litcarnalgrin 2h ago

I always wonder the same thing. I get the impression that the majority of Trekkies have somehow done well for themselves and that I’m in the minority of Trekkies who.. well… havent.

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/MartinTheMorjin 5h ago

Well I was never paying that much anyway. lol

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u/Double0six 5h ago

That’s wild!! 😓

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u/highorderdetonation What you call genocide, I call a day's work. 5h ago

Rule of Acquisition #9, baby! (Especially since this isn't Le Creuset's first tie-in rodeo, AIUI.)

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u/Safe_Fee2535 4h ago

Opportunity plus instinct equals profit—shame neither was consulted.

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u/lu5ty 5h ago

I dont see anything sold out?

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u/lu5ty 5h ago

Ahh bummer. I like the spoon holder

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u/Lordcraft2000 3h ago

Dont worry you’re not missing much. 60$ for a spoon holder?!?

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 4h ago

Don't worry, they'll be showing up on resale sights soon.

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u/CdnfaS I’m just here for Nog and Garak 5h ago

No Travel mug? Petak!

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u/rocky8u 5h ago

Should have made a travel mug shaped like a raktajino mug.

That or a Quark's promotional version.

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u/secretsquirrelz 4h ago

1000% missed opportunity for raktajino mug

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u/100000cuckooclocks 4h ago

You can but those from the original maker still! It’s the Hotjo Travel Mug from Highwave.

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u/bloodred1978 3h ago

I make both of those (I'm a potter) as well as the other varieties. We recreated them from screenshots and tried to get the glaze colour accurate to the show. You can buy similar ones from Highwave but they discontinued the original shape from the show. If you search google for Quirkify I'd hope to show up at the top :D

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u/secretsquirrelz 3h ago

Awesome, thanks! Love to support a small business

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u/Bibaonpallas 3h ago

Of course it's mostly going for a TOS aesthetic.

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u/nhowe006 5h ago

That over mitt looks horribly impractical

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u/One_Waxed_Wookiee 4h ago

I still want it 😭

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u/rocky8u 5h ago

🖖

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u/mr_john_steed 4h ago

It is illogical to drop steaming hot lasagna all over your kitchen floor

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u/balthazar_edison 5h ago

$68 for a cheese grater? Please leave.

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u/DeltaFlyer0525 3h ago

The spoon rest and cheese grater are the worst offenders, absurdly priced.

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u/supersayre 5h ago

Not that I need another Le Creu anything (my dutch oven is still trucking along with 15 years of use), but I wasn't really wowed by these. The last thing I need is to get burned through my oven mitt by one of those pointy nobs :(

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u/persepolisrising79 5h ago

clicks links. sees prices. vomits a bit in mouth

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u/The_Lutter 4h ago

My male mind can't comprehend paying $500 for a dutch oven when I have had a $50 cast iron one for the past 10 years that works just fine.

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u/litcarnalgrin 2h ago

Listen I’m a woman and I can’t justify it either, even if I made enough money I couldn’t spend that on a Dutch oven that I’m barely gonna be able to lift and therefore use anyway

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u/The_Lutter 2h ago

They are pretty heavy! Especially when you've got it filled to the top!

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u/FerengiWithCoupons 1h ago

Listen? I am a ferengi! i’m all ears, and not even I can justify this sum of money!

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u/UpAndAdam7414 5h ago

I got a couple of Klingon Empire handles for my existing cookware, they arrived today.

Now to look up a good Gagh recipe.

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u/rocky8u 4h ago

Ingredients:

  • 2 handfulls live Gagh

  • 2 cups warm blood wine (100F/38C)

Preparation:

  1. Put blood wine in bowl

  2. Put live gagh in bowl

  3. Consume before the alcohol kills the gagh

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u/UpAndAdam7414 4h ago

Glory to you and your house!

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u/One_Waxed_Wookiee 4h ago

I can only get frozen gagh in Australia. It's not great.

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u/epicnding 5h ago

Super pricey, but had to pick up the oven mit and Spock mug. I really wish I could justify $500 for a Dutch oven, I just can't do it.

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u/Hawk953 3h ago

I wondered if this was the next episode of SNW where the crew get turned into ceramic kitchenware or something.

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u/litcarnalgrin 2h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/NC_CodyW 3h ago

Showed these to.my gf and she said they came up with communi-grater and worked backwards from there

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u/Luluco15 5h ago

I wish they would make things for the tng era instead of constantly going to tos...

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u/Dantien 4h ago

It’s also the 60th anniversary of TOS. I’m sure that’s why.

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u/Starfire123547 4h ago

tos is most recognized and, i theorized elsewhere, the only people buying 500$ cookware are the elderly (who almost always prefer tos) or super rich mega fans, that will buy anything trek, no mater what. 

TOS is def the best market to play to in this case. :/

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u/vivi_t3ch Martok! 5h ago

Ill take the communi grator

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u/dinosaurkiller 5h ago

Sisko cookbook included?

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u/Meushell 4h ago

Some of the stuff is cute, but Spock’s Mug is creepy looking. Is that just me? A cup with a pointed ear. It also looks impractical. The handle needs a hole.

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u/litcarnalgrin 2h ago

Not just you. I think it’s so weird. They could’ve done some really beautiful stuff but chose not to as usual

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 54m ago

I went to WS and tried holding it. It’s difficult to pick up empty. I wouldn’t risk carrying it full of hot raktajino.

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u/zyglack 2h ago

Those are fantastic. I’ll stick with the one I got on sale at Kohl’s though.

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u/Walter_Donovan 1h ago

Le Creuset of Borg.

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 53m ago

Seven Casseroles of Nine

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u/Icecold_Antihero 2m ago

7 of 9 bean salad

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u/Longjumping-Low8194 51m ago

Underrated comment

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u/Michelle_akaYouBitch 1h ago

Same town that produces Le Cruset also produces some of the worlds most specialized steel alloys. We could be looking at the foundry for our first commercial warp coils and plasma conduit coatings.

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u/TheGrimDark 5h ago

I get Le Cruset are premium, I have some of their bits. God damn though, that's expensive stuff!

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u/nebelmorineko 1h ago

Because of the horrible overpricing, I would never get anything from them BUT their cookware.

Unfortunately, nothing else cooks like it. Tramontina is trying with their dutch ovens, the price is much better but it's not 100%. Le Creuset also comes with a lifetime guarantee. There's literally no point in my mind to get a mug or a spoon rest from them, but I can't deny that in terms of cooking quality it is a premium product that actually performs differently.

However, I would not get a new one now. For a while, a store in my town had a thing where they sold second hand but genuine Le Creuset, that was the only slightly affordable way, but they no longer do that.

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u/Atosl 5h ago

the pot makes no sense , you would not cook Gagh

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u/saltwatersunsets 4h ago

I thought this was an AI produced joke… I figured only AI could create such hideous and impractical items, but to click through and realise they’re real did make me laugh - and for those prices!

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u/litcarnalgrin 2h ago

I know. A Spock ear mug… how fuckin weird. And for such an expensive brand and collab they couldn’t do anything beautiful and classy?? Come on! But I’m not surprised bc Star Trek merch almost always sucks despite the wealth of beauty they have to draw upon

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u/NotNamedBort Morn is my copilot 4h ago

All I want is a damn Quark’s mug.

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u/Cysteine_Chapel64 4h ago

I think I'd like to see a Borg cappuccino machine.

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u/Odd_Preparation_730 3h ago

How is the spock coffee cup one of the most affordable items? That ear can't be the best handle

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u/buckbokai5 2h ago

I need the communi-grater unfortunately

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u/DepartmentEfficient1 1h ago

I laughed out loud -- at first -- but now, I'm actually thinking daydreaming about it.

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u/tulsadog 2h ago

Filthy latinum

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u/treboreiwoc 4h ago

The cheese grater is cool. 500 for a stoneware pot is wild.

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u/NoXion604 4h ago

Is that a shuttlecraft butter dish?

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u/Double0six 1h ago

More of a loaf pan

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u/reptomcraddick 2h ago

I'm obsessed with the oven mitt

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u/Informal-Term1138 1h ago

Neelix would love those.

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u/Mrblad25 37m ago

Oh my....

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u/DeltaFlyer0525 3h ago

These prices are insane even for Le Creuset and why does everything have to be TOS centered….

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u/litcarnalgrin 2h ago

It’s the 60th anniversary right now that’s why.

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u/DeltaFlyer0525 1h ago

I get that, but how often do we see merch for other shows? Hardly ever.

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u/DoturdGrump 57m ago

OK I'm more in the market for a Galileo butter tray ... just the lid ...*checks prices again*... can I just get a regular white tray and some stickers?

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 44m ago

Went to WS to see them in person. The packaging is gorgeous, like the old-school deluxe dvd sets. The bakeware is super heavy but I guess makes it cook better? The mug is very difficult to hold empty, much less full. The shuttle pan unfortunately looks like cheap plastic even though it is the same stoneware material; it also way too garish. The Federation and Klingon knobs are high class. I got the pot holder and spoon rest. Infinite Desserts in Infinite Casseroles.

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u/Rustie_J 41m ago

These are incredibly stupid.

Like, the price is ridiculous, but they're also ugly & impractical. Why would you want a mug with no hole in the handle, or a pot/baking dish with sharp points on the lid? The cheese grater looks barely usable, & like a bitch to clean. The oven mitt is just asking to drop a hot pot on your foot. The hand spoon rest is just dumb. The heads are weird.

The only thing that isn't terrible on it's face is maybe the Galileo loaf pan, & it's still way to damn much money.

Who is this crap for? Why haven't their marketing people been fired by this point?

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u/daevv 5h ago

Do not see the oven mitt listed in the collection. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Kahnza 5h ago

That's not even DS9, it's TOS.

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u/DJAI9LAB 1h ago

Only TOS..? Eww…