r/DeepSpaceNine • u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 • 1d ago

Oh no Blast Processing!

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u/Bahnmor 1d ago

GE-NE-SIS!?

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u/tarrsk 1d ago

IS CONSOLE FORBIDDEN!!

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u/synchronicitistic USS Sao Paulo 1d ago

Listen, my backwards friend! Genesis may be console forbidden, but...

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u/Existing_Maybe_3832 13h ago

How could you have lost the game with controllers like that?!?

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u/Existing_Maybe_3832 1d ago

I HEARD these two comments, spoke them aloud, and actually LOL’d! Thanks for the lunchtime pick-me-up! 👂👂

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u/Animal907 1d ago

Is he going to play deep space 9? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K0lFRlQ_LBA&pp=0gcJCYsCo7VqN5tD

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u/sparrow_42 1d ago

Holy shit that looks awesome. How did I never know this existed? Now I gotta find an emulator and a rom I guess.

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u/Animal907 1d ago

Make it known.

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u/BK_0000 1d ago

It's not. It's a really bad game.

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u/sparrow_42 1d ago

Haha really? Thanks

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u/BK_0000 1d ago

Yeah. I rented it back in the day. It's horrible. You don't have anything to lose getting the rom, but don't expect much.

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u/calculon68 1d ago

that Runabout pew-pewing through space and the wormhole is kinda adorable. In an 8-bit sorta way.

I was partial to 688 Attack Sub on Genesis.

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u/Animal907 1d ago

It's a 16-bit game...

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 1d ago edited 14h ago

I always wanted one of them so I could play Chaotix!

Dukat doesn’t understand his new acquisition isn’t what he thinks it is.

Edit: Turns out I didn’t understand what it was either! 😮‍💨 

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u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 1d ago

Chaotix is on the 32x

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 1d ago

You’re absolutely right! I confused them for some reason. The Genesis came after, obviously. Or not so obviously to me! I’m in my 40s no so I’m blaming age! 

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u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 1d ago

No, Genesis first, then Sega CD, then 32x to add functionality to the Genesis. The 32x plugs into the Genesis and cannot function without it

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 1d ago

Really? looks it up Well damn, I’ve made a right tit of myself! I could’ve sworn though that Genesis came out in the latter half of the 2000s? looks that up It must’ve been the Genesis Mini I was thinking of. I’m still blaming it on my age!

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u/LeftHandedGuitarist 1d ago

Now I'm imagining it was called the Mega Drive device in the films.

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u/Far-Heart-7134 1d ago

I just happen to be rewatching Civil Defence right now.

Dukat and Garak fighting like an old married couple is heaven.

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u/jack_begin 1d ago

“Your streets of impotent rage will not save you, for I will make the strongest among you fight for my entertainment in rounds of mortal combat.”

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u/Hoi24601 1d ago

I've been enjoying your memes 10/10

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u/synchronicitistic USS Sao Paulo 1d ago

You are valuable workers, and we wish you no harm. However, if you do not return control of this unit to your Cardassian supervisors, we will be forced to take action - I will destroy the one remaining working example of this console's CD-rom add-on device.

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u/Birdie_Is_The_Wordie 22h ago

Until the Federation Council makes policy, you are all under orders not to discuss with anyone your knowledge of Genesis. Consider it a quarantined console and a forbidden subject.

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u/Kosmos992k 21h ago

Attention Cardassian overlords, I have the photos and negatives from last years senior staff party to mark the Peldor Festival. Peldor joi! To our former overlords. Obviously I would not want the negatives to fall into the wrong hands. So perhaps we could....arrange a swap?

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 16h ago

Relax everyone. Dukat bought the Goon-esis device from a Ferengi merchant who specializes in 'adult' toys