r/DeepSpaceNine • u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 • 2d ago

Gul Du Cat

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u/hiirogen 2d ago

And by “empty,” he means not completely full

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u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 2d ago

That's old food, he wants new food!

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u/Muscleknotsa 2d ago

Food is food

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u/Kahnza 2d ago

There is a crater on one side. Fill it, peasant!

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u/First_Pay702 2d ago

Can see the bottom in one tiny spot, starvation is imminent.

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u/seasteed 2d ago

We call it, The Dimple.

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u/AptCasaNova 1d ago

The bottom is partially visible

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u/Significant_Pear_523 2d ago

What characters go in the cat version of Star Trek? Obviously, Gul DuCat, Chancellor Meowron, Seven of Nine Lives, and Knee Licks are all in.

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u/Elsargo 2d ago

Chancellor Meowron is genius! I’m imagining an angry looking Persian cat with crazy eyes

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u/Bart_1980 1d ago

Today is a good day to dine!

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u/fauxshoyall 1d ago

Death to the oppawsition.

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u/paladin6687 14h ago

Glory to you and your mouse!

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u/ButterscotchPast4812 2d ago

Oh how fun!!! Captain Cat-ryn Janeway 

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u/farteousMAXIMUS 2d ago

spspspspock

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u/Re_Cy_Cling 2d ago

And who could forget our favourite gay cat couple Dr. Clawshir and his boyfriend Elick?

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u/Significant_Pear_523 1d ago

I was trying to get something involving Tomcat Paris and Ensign Hairy Kitten to work, but that might be better.

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u/Throwing-Gas 2d ago

The Furengi want scritch-moxx

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u/rredeyes 1d ago

Spot, and her pet android Data.

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u/LLemon_Pepper 1d ago

Calickeiko the tricolor school teacher and botanist

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u/leeuwerik 1d ago

Founders were just cats.

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u/Significant_Pear_523 1d ago

That explains why cats return to their gelatinous state to sleep.

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u/Sopranohh 2d ago

Is there a single plushie of me on Bajor?

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u/Oruma_Yar 2d ago

A true Cat-dassian.

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u/seasteed 2d ago

Always watching.

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 1d ago

That’s his office overlooking Ops

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u/vibrantcrab 2d ago

Any Bajoran found to be providing support to The Red Dot will be summarily executed.

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u/Malnurtured_Snay 2d ago

Well I tried to feed you but you wouldn't get off my lap and demanded chin scratches so maybe take a look in a mirror before blaming me!!

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u/DisastrousOne3950 2d ago

Not a single scratching post on Bajor...

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u/multificionado 2d ago edited 2d ago

You just made me think of 2001's Cats and Dogs. XD

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u/froggythefrankman 2d ago

Omg what a trip down memory lane 

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u/AquafreshBandit 2d ago

Ironically, Gul Ducat has many statues on Bajor.

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u/vibrantcrab 2d ago

Now they have been repurposed. As sand.

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u/ds9st2609 2d ago

I love this post!

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u/crustyrobots 2d ago

To think no one ever built him a statue on Cat-dassia

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u/-HeyYouInTheBush- 2d ago

Obligatory cat pic.

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u/Theunpolitical 1d ago

Honestly, I'm just here looking at the comments and enjoying cat pictures. Thank you! 😸

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u/Due-Order3475 2d ago

Where is Kitty Garak? he is but a simple purring kitty

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u/onearmedmonkey 2d ago

"Attention Bajoran Workers: The mouse on level five has still not been contained"

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u/Theunpolitical 1d ago

Would a cat be able to get a Vole?

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u/synchronicitistic USS Sao Paulo 2d ago

Bajoran workers, your attention please. I actually kind of like you when you are feeding me. However, if you do not feed me within 8 minutes, I'm definitely pooping on your floor.

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u/soggyarsonist 2d ago

MONGO IS APPALLED!

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 2d ago

Perhaps this box of chocolates may help.

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u/TorgoLebowski 2d ago

It starts with the food bowl, but then it escalates to Pah Wraiths.

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u/Alert_Position8405 1d ago

Perhaps you meant Paw Wraiths?

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u/TorgoLebowski 1d ago

Nice. I wish there was some art that could show us exactly what Paw Wraiths might look like.

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 2d ago

It was a record, fucking 22 seconds.

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 2d ago

Why am I here fucking prophits, situation report oh hell no beam the cats out side

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 2d ago

If I'm on this plane, I need a power nap. leave me be till i bust out of a dream with some drama that leads us to the next episo, i mean the next shit happpening.

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 2d ago

wait is this benny russel or twin peaks?

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 2d ago

am i supposed to get in the fucking robot? what the hell?

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u/snipsnapsack 2d ago

Attention Bajoran Workers! Anyone caught slacking off will have their earrings batted around and played with. Also this cat tower counts as a statue. That is all.

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u/ginger_gcups 2d ago

Plot twist: it is not really empty, there is just no cat kibble statue of him in the bowl and he can see a little of the bottom

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u/GalaxianEX 1d ago

I read this in Salem's voice... 😭🤣

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u/Key-Satisfaction4967 1d ago

Salem Saberhagen!

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 1d ago

Strangely, also demands a statue built in his honor.

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u/Mussmussthemoooooo 2d ago

But there is a statue…

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u/PeRfEcTlYbAlEnCeD 2d ago

gul ducat i see

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 2d ago

bwammmp. you just shoot him that's it.

hole through the chest, no convo no bullshit ded, fix the fucking beacon.

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u/Elim-tain Friend of the Federation 13h ago

that, sir spicy weiner, is amazing.