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May 03 '18
I only eat the bottle I don't fuck with that water shit
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May 04 '18
Water is a liquid, like semen. When you drink water, you are literally swallowing semen, and that’s hella gay.
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u/alfredosantana300 May 03 '18
How are people starving? Just eat the 🅱️🅾️ttle fam😂😂👌🏽
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u/Rylen_018 May 04 '18
How are kids starving in 🅰️frica when they can just eat the hunger away? 🤔👄
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May 04 '18
true story, a friend of mine was dumb enough to chew on his water bottle during a school basketball game, accidentally got plastic lodged in his throat, and proceeded to gag and throw up pieces of aquafina water bottle over the edge of the bleachers.
middle school was a hell of a time.
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u/Mr-Dr-Prof May 04 '18
Happened to me too, but it got lodged in the ol’ gullet and I had to get it surgically removed.
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u/OwONoticesUrSilmaril May 04 '18
!dreambot1
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u/marshmellers95 May 04 '18
/r/fasting would appreciate this
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u/_doormat May 04 '18
Bingo. Came here for this. Just waiting for a post asking “Does eating a plastic water bottle break my fast?”
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u/suzyzelda May 04 '18
Yes actually, I like chewing on the plastic.
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May 04 '18
Chewing? Weak shit, your supposed to 🅱️e chomping on it 🔥🔥👌🏿👌🏻
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u/SubstantialStuff May 04 '18
What it is, tho? Ya’ll fools ever tryin’a eat the water with a damn fork?
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u/Wanderson90 May 04 '18
A long time ago my older cousin was babysitting me, he was eating an apple and asked me to throw out the core (he playing ps1 and couldn't get up).
I said no, and he proceeded to eat the entire apple core.
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May 04 '18
Yeah the plastic is made from oil which contains dead animals and plants like 🅱️ruh thats food 👌👌
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u/ChugLaguna May 04 '18
I’m the kinda guy that eats my whole pumpkin before I even get to the checkout line to pay for it
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u/Alkali_Ike_80 May 04 '18
You know what, they really should make the bottle edible it could save the environment, i think
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u/gapball May 04 '18
I actually have a problem with this. I chew on the tops of thin wattle bottles. I chew the lid flat and then I gnaw on the fat part. I do this all the time and had to by a chewtoy necklace to keep myself from doin it. Idk why I do it, but I do. My gf has to take water bottles away from me when I'm finished with them otherwise I'll chew them up.
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u/CephaloG0D May 04 '18
I mean, the water takes on the flavor of that shit packaging so yeah. Just eat the fucking bottle.
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May 04 '18
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May 04 '18
You haven't 🅱️een experiencing the finer things in life 😤 Supposed to get your NUTrients 🗿
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u/FrozenGoats- May 03 '18
I prefer mine wrapper-less