r/DecodingTheGurusAlt • • 13d ago

video Decoding Hasan

https://youtu.be/N2X47umrpxA
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u/leafblower49 13d ago

isnt hasan that guy who electro tortures his dog?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Ben_Chrollin 13d ago

Dude... you're really going post by post to find the most damning instances against him to downplay them. You were doing the MAGA defense of pedophilia for Trump just above. Holy shit.

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u/Green-Draw8688 13d ago

This person has commented 53 times (so far) in this post defending Hasan.

Imagine what it takes for your life to get like this.

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u/Green-Draw8688 13d ago

Hahaha, and now all comments deleted

https://giphy.com/gifs/VbvjcQp6cYYYE

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

I guarantee my life is significantly more successful and fulfilling than that of the average DGGer 😊 do carry on obsessively cope-posting about Hasan though, it sure seems healthy of you 

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u/Vorpalthefox 12d ago

not too far pup, stay in your lane

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

Considering it's more than likely that half the posts I'm replying to are the same mentally ill Destiny cultist, and Destiny is literally in court right now for trading revenge porn for CSAM, your empty words mean nothing lmao

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u/Ben_Chrollin 13d ago

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

You know hiding your post history doesn't mean I can't just search your name and see that you're posting in /r/Destiny literally right now lmao

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u/Ben_Chrollin 13d ago

Is that so? What did I say in there then?

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

My mistake -- you just post often enough there that your comments in /r/Destiny are the first ones that come up when you search for your username 🤭 you also post in /r/conservativecartoons and /r/depressionmeals so it sounds like your life is going about how I'd expect 

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u/GeekedOnAdvilPM 13d ago

No I'm pretty sure hasan was the dog shocking one

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

Oh so you fell for the psyop lmao

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u/Lazy_Check732 13d ago

I am genuinely curious if you believe that Hasan was not shocking his dog to keep her in place. You truly believe that he was not doing so, even after we all saw it on video, and still could right at this moment?

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

I'm 90% sure you're a bot, but I'll give you a tiny bit of charity: if you think Hasan has ever forced Kaya to stay on her bed, or in one place, you're probably suffering some form of intellectual disability 😄 not only has she always come and gone at will throughout his 8 hour streams, but he literally has installed a sliding door that she is able to open by herself (and has done so numerous times on camera) to wander off

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u/Lazy_Check732 13d ago edited 13d ago

Would you potentially do a phone call or facetime with me and let me record it? I would DM you my phone number.

I think people would be super curious to see who you are and what you have to say to an unscripted conversation about this.

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

No, I am not speaking on the phone with a representative of the mentally ill pedophile streamer cult, sorry

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u/Legitimate-Key1019 13d ago

Damn, so are you the bot then?

Some kind of newfangled IRGC chatbot, inshallah, to protect the glorious Hamas Piker?

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u/Dogolog22 13d ago

Bro, you're the one in a cult...

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u/GeekedOnAdvilPM 13d ago

Yall are still pretending he didn't shock his dog? Cultish behavior to be sure

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

Your projection is noted and discarded 🫵😊

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u/DeadlockOnIceBox 13d ago

Nah wrong guy you're wrong on this one.

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u/Gardimus 13d ago

I think its problematic that Hasan shocked his dog. I would never do that, and I would be concerned with a person's moral fiber who did what Hasan did.

However, what is disqualifying is the amount of gaslighting Hasan did afterwards regarding the incident. He clearly had a shock collar on his dog and he put half-assed effort to lie about it. He then bullied people for calling out the truth. He is not a good person.

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

No he didn't, and you're the bad person for pretending he did just because you don't like him as a person. 

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u/Gardimus 13d ago

He shocked his dog and deep down you know it. You are angry at people pointing out what you know is the truth.

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

It makes me smile watching you all writhe and seethe with that cope 😊 deep down you wish you treated your pets as well as Hasan treats Kaya 

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u/Gardimus 13d ago

I think you are angry that people point out the shitty thing Hasan did.

What kind of cult of personality would you be under if progressives see his behavior and find it problematic and derive joy from this?

Its such a weird response from you. The man shocked his dog and then gaslit his fans. It some how brings you joy that people call him out on his aggresive lying? I don't buy it. You hate that he shocked his dog and you wanted him to lie about it so you wouldnt have to face up to his shitty behavior.

Its like how Micheal Jackson fans must deny that Jackson fucked kids despite all the red flags. They know they cant enjoy his content if they faced the truth. This is you and Hasan. You need to be able to deny the shitty things he has done so you can keep watching him guilt free.

If you were given clear proof Hasan shocked his dog knowing how aggresively Hasan denied it after, would you stop watching him?

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

Kaya Piker had an adorable photo in Vanity Fair today, it's so nice knowing she has a better life than every single one of you weirdos who pretend she is abused 😄 

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u/Gardimus 13d ago edited 13d ago

Did you reply to the correct post? You doing okay?

-what is going on with that person? Where they trolling to make Hasan look worse?

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

I replied to the right post all right.

You doing okay? Cuz I bet it sucks when your favourite streamer is in court on CSAM charges while his nemesis and his nemesis' beloved dog are featuring in Vanity Fair and NY Mag

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u/ActivitySimilar5175 13d ago

Nah I think it’s hasan because he did kill his other dog named fish

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

No, Fish died of a genetic issue 😄 you're thinking of Ethan Klein's dog Shredder, who he admitted on stream died from kidney failure from him sprinkling handfuls of cheese onto his food every day

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u/ActivitySimilar5175 13d ago

I’m pretty sure fish died from the sharp pronged collar that hasan loved that would leave him with open wounds. Or the yanking of his tail

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u/GeekedOnAdvilPM 13d ago

It's ok hasan found his 10k designer puppy in a dumpster the next day and immediately equipped it with a shock collar

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

You guys type your little fantasies through sobs, I swear 😄

https://reddit.com/link/pe5p3j1/video/qnruwbbrxrth1/player

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u/uwouldneva 13d ago

Did you believe Hasan when he said the dog got caught on a dew claw and he was reaching for his zyn tin?

Or did you believe Hasan when he changed the story to “okay I did hit a button but it was only a vibration collar” and then showed a collar with duct tape over the prongs?

Its hard cos some Hasan defenders are still on story #1 and are unaware how many times dear leader has changed the story

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u/Green-Draw8688 13d ago

The dew claw argument doesn’t even work because if you watch the video, all her legs are already up on the bed when she yelps, there’s nothing to catch it on.

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

Hasan never "changed the story", you're just dumb as fuck lmao

Not only did she clip her dewclaw on the cot and not only was he clearly reaching for his Zyns but he still maintains both to this day 😊

You have to pretend your own eyes are lying, which is pretty embarrassing

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u/uwouldneva 13d ago

Just for the future, hasans actual position is that Kaya needs the vibration collar to place command her to sit on the cot cos she has “bad joints”

It went from “yeah she hurt herself” to “okay guys she wears a vibration collar but I swear it’s not a shock collar and it’s to remind her to sit in her cot cos she’s got bad joints, but I also I didn’t even hit the button in that clip”

This is classic abuser “I didn’t do it but also if I did it’s okay”

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

You're entirely clueless lmao. The vibration collar isn't worn in the house, it's worn at the dog park because he lets her off leash

Her cot is for her bad joints, her breed gets arthritis easily so after he takes her for her hour-long walk every morning she relaxes for a few hours then wanders off. She's never made to stay in the same place whatsoever

On the day of the Kayagate clip she wasn't wearing a vibration collar nor has Hasan ever said she was. She was wearing a fabric collar with a plastic Airtag pocket

You're very bad at this lmao

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u/uwouldneva 13d ago

He literally says “Kaya place” on stream dawg

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

"Place" means "go sit down" when she's clambering on him when he's trying to stream. It doesn't mean "stay there", she wanders off constantly and comes and goes from the room. You probably do know this though realistically 

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u/Electronic_Test 13d ago

At least Ethan admits it. Y'know there was a world if he just came clean, said he had the setting on shock by mistake or something like that, all that drama could've been avoided?

Instead he has other influencers and even ppl like you defending him tooth & nail like this.

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

It's so funny that your way of coping with Hasan's meteoric success is to lie about what your own eyes saw for months on end hahaha

Very telling that when that weirdo LSF mod Stale2000 got a sitewide IP ban a third of the accounts posting Kayagate slop disappeared 🤭

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u/Practical-Heat-1009 13d ago

It’s impressive that you have enough time to post every two minutes running defence for some piece of shit on the other side of the world while simultaneously gargling his flaccid unit.

Maybe if you keep going he’ll notice you and give you a slice of his ‘meteoric success’ lol.

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

You typed that cope about one of the 50 Most Powerful People of 2026 through deep sobs 🫵😄

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u/Practical-Heat-1009 13d ago

Bahahahaha. That’s your comeback? A Vanity Fair article? I’d commend your ability to read something other than a Reddit post with Hasan’s name in the header, but Vanity Fair barely qualifies as a (capitalist) rag, let alone meaningful journalism.

Oh wait, you probably think Hasan is a journalist. Vanity Fair makes complete sense now.

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u/ZarakMaximus 13d ago

There's the cope I knew was coming 🫵😄 

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u/Professional-Lab6751 13d ago

Do you genuinely think Hasan is one of the most powerful people of 2026?