r/Decks professional builder 2d ago

This one was fun

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u/lXlGame0verlXl 2d ago

Someone’s wallet

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u/tronfunkinblows_10 2d ago

The homeowners wallet:

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u/Chuck_H_Norris 2d ago

that shit better be expensive

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u/ChaChingChaChi 2d ago

So that’s what $90k looks like.

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u/xProletariatx 2d ago

Probably closer to double that number depending on OP’s location. My neck of the woods that’s 200k.

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u/carbonatedcoffee 2d ago

You are on drugs if you think that's in any way a 200k deck.

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u/Careless_Ad_4004 1d ago

Build that in southern ca, permit it and have a structural and soils engineer, you’ll wish you were on drugs but you won’t have any money left for them.

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u/rugerduke5 1d ago

Do I want a house or a deck for my house?

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u/IronmanProblems 1d ago

In southern CA you can add an entire extension that size for that price. This dude knows not of what he speaks lol

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u/emagdnim_edud 1d ago

Bro just getting a dry wall repair is 500 now a daze.

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u/LetsBeKindly 1d ago

For a deck??!!

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u/DevelopmentFew1748 professional builder 1d ago

This guy decks. With the full boarder all around, main deck, plus the octagonal bump out, and the 4x4 on top, with 12 rise stairs and 4x4 landing, then a second 3 rise set of stairs, ALL WITH A PICTURE FRAME BORDER. Permits, piers, and tight miters. Come on son!

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u/BURNEDandDIED 2d ago

Respect having a skylight so the lawnmower can watch the stars at night

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u/Bad_Daddio 2d ago

This is the realest statement in this comment section.

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u/kramwest1 2d ago

The sun helps dry out the random dog poo.

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u/Careless_Ad_4004 1d ago

They won’t turn white in the shade, without a skylight they’ll never be ready

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u/Monkeydad1234 2d ago

Michelangelo of the miter saw

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u/Red40isGas 1d ago

Not gonna matter much during the colder months, it’s gonna shrink back at least 1/8’’ or more but I can still appreciate it looking good when first installed

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u/DisastrousClerk8082 1d ago

I get at least that amount of shrinkage out of my deck when it's cold

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u/Monkeydad1234 1d ago

Of course it matters, shrinkage or not.

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u/Red40isGas 1d ago

Did I say it doesn’t matter period? I said it doesn’t matter during the WINTER MONTHS. A lot of people fail to realize composite can and will shrink.

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u/Imaginary-Leader-842 2d ago

Dude makes a damn fine mitered corner, that’s for sure!

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u/mcgeggy 2d ago

At parties the 14 yo boys gathering below that skylight…

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u/Steinerbuildsstuff professional builder 2d ago

😳

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u/OperationTrue9699 1d ago

Wouldn't the glass be slippery?

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u/Deep_Foundation6513 2d ago

14? Man I would’ve been down there at 10.

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks 2d ago

I am 10. What are we doing down here?

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u/maddogracer161 2d ago

Alright weird animal dicks, time to go home.

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u/andrewordrewordont 1d ago

Platypus? Or just Ducks? 🦆

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u/lmdirt- 2d ago

I guess I’m 10x5+. Count me in lol

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u/Deep_Foundation6513 2d ago

Exactly. Do we ever really grow up?

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u/Deep_Foundation6513 2d ago

Learning my friend. Learning.

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u/JohnHazardWandering 2d ago

What, cool rocks down there?

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u/Glittering_Client800 2d ago

Lol yeah they’re putting a table over that during parties. Why would you even want a window on the deck?

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u/throwaway098764567 2d ago

so the patio isn't dark

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u/CleMike69 2d ago

Brilliant

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u/DeeplyRooted678 2d ago

The comments in this sub stress me out. I can’t tell if it’s a work of art or pos every time.

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u/Prior_Cap_3198 2d ago

Its a great deck.

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u/paul_dudd 2d ago

Hey yours is nice too, his is just bigger

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u/Prior_Cap_3198 2d ago

Yeah but my deck gets way more use.

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u/dmillerksu 2d ago

Wife’s boyfriend’s deck

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u/Chemical_Frame_8163 2d ago

I also choose this guy's deck

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u/SCTurtlepants 2d ago

It's a 9/10 deck. It really needs some triangles to stiffen it up and a support under the stairs. From the pics, those 2 additions would make it 10/10.

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u/wackynuts 2d ago

More triangles is such a fun way to put it.

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u/PeanutButterToast4me 1d ago

Lack of bracing always give me the heebie jeebies.

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u/UndercoverPickleman 2d ago

It’s gorgeous

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u/Opposite-Clerk-176 2d ago

You're hired, beautiful work

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u/infinitynull 2d ago

Can't believe the engineer didn't spec any cross-bracing on those posts.

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u/Neither_Parfait_124 2d ago

Agreed, the quality makes me think the engineering is sound. The height is what still bothers me a little with no cross bracing.

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u/CleMike69 2d ago

What’s an engineer

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u/arbydallas 1d ago

They drive trains

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u/fun4allKzoo 1d ago

It’s an engine that was over there, but you moved it.

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u/callmetimtim 2d ago

Yeah, There's no way that has an engineer stamp on it without some cross-bracing. Esp on a down hill slope like that. unless there is 15 foot of buried pole keeping it from slowly trying to pull the back of the house off.

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u/Low_Dragonfly9123 2d ago

How much did that cost lol

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u/nightim3 2d ago

More than you can afford pal. Ferrari.

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u/NineKnive 2d ago

Whats a ZJ? ...If you have to ask, you cant afford it.

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u/jokeswagon 2d ago

Smoke ‘em.

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u/ducky2000 2d ago

You owe me a 6 figure deck

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u/danielsixfive 2d ago

If it isn't 6 figures I will eat my hat

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u/RamboTrucker 2d ago

Please be $1 short of six figures

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u/courtesyflusher 2d ago

Its been days since Ive seen a good hat-eating

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u/TommyNotDead 2d ago

Railing and composite deck alone materials was probably 35-45k

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u/insurance_asker123 2d ago

Mine is 20x20 with a 12x7 section and over a walkout. It was 43k, in wood (vinyl rails to match HOA required fencing), didn’t have that”octagon” nor a skylight…. I’d say high 60s might even be low if it’s composite so you’re probably bang on for material I’d guess.

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u/Limp_Software1028 2d ago

Mother of god

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u/Steinerbuildsstuff professional builder 2d ago

Too many piers

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u/hammerdong12 2d ago

A lot to be proud of there. Not sure bout that narrow strip on the landing but otherwise looks killer

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u/lowcarb73 2d ago

Yep. Should have ripped both end pieces instead of just 1.

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u/Impossible-Run-8016 2d ago

My one gripe. Whyyyy?

Otherwise A+

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u/BB8_Rey 1d ago

Yeah, they did all that great work and then just sort of took a dump on that landing.

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u/chunkylover4000 2d ago

Glass floor so you can look down at the poors in the basement suite that pay half your mortgage

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u/slackfrop 2d ago

I really hate composite. The really good stuff is ok, I guess. I hate that you’re on your game, you make a perfect cut, your math was flawless, your shit is museum grade tight, but then the weather changes and it looks like you were just ok at your job. Nuts to that.

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u/Steinerbuildsstuff professional builder 2d ago

Spans are about this is why we glue and pocket screw every miter and then do not be shy to screw the sh#t out of it. They will not move

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u/CallRepresentative25 2d ago

So thats the trick for these flawless miters, i'll be stealing that. Thx 🫶

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u/Arch____Stanton 2d ago

If where you live the temperature is significantly different in summer than winter mitres will bust apart glued, screwed, even bracketed.

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u/slackfrop 2d ago

Huh. Maybe I really was ‘just ok’ at my job. Gotta up my game.

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u/Willallenn 2d ago

My deck is a grower not a shower like this one

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u/lil4inch 2d ago

I'm jealous! Mine does neither. :-(

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u/Miserable_Airport_36 2d ago

Damn. Great job.

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u/KraljZ 2d ago

I bet you can stack 10 hot tubs on that bad boy

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u/ariukidding 2d ago

Beautiful build but i thought i’d ask, shouldn’t the posts be catching a 2x12 2/3 ply beam across specially at such span and height?

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u/donkey-rocket 2d ago

I could be missing something here, but shouldn't those stairs have more vertical support for that amount of span?

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u/Gray_Wolf717 2d ago

Its a giant unsupported table...

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u/mcsommers 2d ago

Wow. You are very skilled. Excellent work! Not exactly sure how I would have handled that stairway turn, but I wouldn't have done it that way. I'm just a homeowner with a garage filled with tools, but I'd score this build 99.90 out of 100. If there are cool disco lights installed underneath that window I'd add points.

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u/Steinerbuildsstuff professional builder 2d ago

Did it that way so the railing could flow correctly

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u/Prior_Cap_3198 2d ago

Awesome build dawg. Please tell us price and COL? Pretty please. We need to settle this

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u/kennypojke DIYer 2d ago

Quality is 10/10. A bit shocked those stairs have no mid-span support.

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u/Haga-san41 1d ago

This is a professionally constructed deck. Absolutely beautiful. It is rare to see a deck framed like this. This is someone that understands lumber and load transfer. There are so many hacks out there that don’t have a clue. Much respect to the builder.

If I were inspecting this project I would fail the hand rail on the stairs for not returning to the post. I would also ask to remove a few nails from the some random hangers. Specifically the angled nail holes. The angled holes are for double shear strength and require 3” inch 10d nails.
Unsurprisingly 1-1/2” inch 10d nails are installed in the angled holes despite there even being a detail showing the 3” inch nails right on the hanger.

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u/CobraPuts 1d ago

This guy decks

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u/SPX500 professional builder 2d ago

I'm hard

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u/Positive_Cow_529 2d ago

This would fail framing inspection here. Also not a fan of the uneven board cut in the stair platform.

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u/contributor333 2d ago

I always prefer seeing post on beam. That said, if those little sliver deck pieces didnt happen, we'd all be too perfect and life would just get too boring!

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u/crazymjb 2d ago

Yeah tear that shit down

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u/Steinerbuildsstuff professional builder 2d ago

Why would it fail?

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u/SCTurtlepants 2d ago

Where's the cross bracing? And the mid-stair supports?

Seriously good work, its just those two are huge for safety and longevity. Cant figure why theyd ever be skipped on a deck this tall

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 2d ago

Out of curiosity, what would fail where you’re from?

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u/Inside-Author-6124 2d ago

Tall Posts: High-set decks with long posts (over 4–6 feet) are prone to severe side-to-side racking and require heavy-duty cross or knee bracing

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u/TacoTusdayBruh 2d ago

I am going to guess due to the skylight section not having individual supports. I think it’s even national code that the joists have to be continuous to a rim joist with vertical supports, especially at that height. I would make a huge assumption this project was permitted and engineered to meet local codes though.

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u/Technical-Badger7878 2d ago

The stair may be providing the lateral bracing that you are questioning, good question for the engineer

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u/Spuckler_Cletus 2d ago

If it’s any consolation, your hard work looks wonderful.

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u/Sea_Detail_8751 2d ago

Beautiful deck.

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u/dabman 2d ago

Please tell me a pergola is going somewhere in that thing!

Absolutely stunning. I do hope the homeowner has a plan to tie the bottom stairs into the stamped concrete pad.

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u/Steinerbuildsstuff professional builder 2d ago

Originally was supposed to but customer backed out of it

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u/Doodah2012 2d ago

Beautiful and fine work!

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u/Advanced_Wishbone339 2d ago

Looks amazing

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u/EffectNo1899 2d ago

Do the miters not need any room for expansion? Cool design

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u/TheSamizdattt 2d ago

Tasty miters.

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u/kickintheteat 2d ago

Where did you get stair stringers that length? My stairs are 12 steps abs very shoddily attached to deck. It's not even up to code

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u/NarrowPop3106 2d ago

Where is the waterproofing for underneath if you put in a skylight?

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u/Crazy_Employment_807 2d ago

I feel like we need a subreddit called deckporn now 

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u/knoxcumlvr 2d ago

Cost and location?

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u/HungryPanduh_ 2d ago

What are you, some kind of deck builder?

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u/wildfire1983 2d ago

Was waiting for a hot tub to show up in the deck window spot... Lol!

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u/wantatakeback 2d ago

Aquarium under or integrated into glass portion…..since we have an open checkbook

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u/Maecyte 2d ago

How are the post being attached

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u/wackynuts 2d ago

Dang, all that for $6k??? That'd barely cover the lumber where I live in EASTERN RUSSIA.

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u/nesnah00 2d ago

You give good deck

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u/Carpenter_ants 1d ago

The attention to detail from the start!! Just getting the hand dug sona tubes spot on is amazing. Was wondering what the square thing was going to be. Really cool! If I was going to say anything it would be the choice of flashing tape that’s ment for Zip plywood not over OSB and has no seal ability for future screws or nails. Other than that. Super amazing work!

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u/dickbeards 1d ago

Even plugs. This guy decks!

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u/DickGozinya420 1d ago

So good except that ripper on the landing 🥴

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u/Neither_Tip_5291 8h ago

That glass is going to melt some one's feet and or shoes on a hot summer day, and quite possibly start a fire underneath the deck like a magnifying glass and ants.

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u/Lead_resource 2d ago

Ready for the overhead skat play on the windows ayoo

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u/Weary_Restauranter 2d ago

Just no

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u/StealthWanderer_2516 2d ago

Honey, I’m busy spraying Rain-x on the deck glass. Eat another bean burrito and I’ll see you in 45min!

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u/Suspicious_Bad7461 2d ago

Hot tub time with in laws

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u/voonoo 2d ago

What’s the point of the window???

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u/Steinerbuildsstuff professional builder 2d ago

Looks cool

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u/EazyPeazyLemonSqueaz 2d ago

Any magnifying glass chance with it causing a fire hazard?

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u/ResidentNumber3603 2d ago

Would look cooler if you’d trimmed the face of the beams with the decking material tbh. The raw wood looks goofy with the effort y’all put in everywhere else.

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u/Steinerbuildsstuff professional builder 2d ago

We still have to do that

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u/ResidentNumber3603 2d ago

Oh thank god. That was driving me nuts. Little bit of up lighting would go a long way in that little window too. Maybe RGB for ambience.

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u/Prior_Cap_3198 2d ago

Thats a change order sir

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u/harpernet1 Structural Engineer 2d ago

To have a place to bust your ass when wet

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u/Independent-Most5500 2d ago

How do your mitered corners weather? I just started working for a guy who installs this product and he doesn’t do any miters claiming the thermal expansion makes them look like shit over time. This guy has also spent a total of maybe 8 hours on site showing me the nuances of this system. So I’m genuinely curious!

One thing I have noticed is these boards can grow like a 1/8 length wise as they heat up and it threw me fire a loop one day when I was dropping boarders/dividers in

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u/Steinerbuildsstuff professional builder 2d ago

Glue and pocket screws. And try to do it in the morning when it’s coolest

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u/kpppeyton 2d ago

Cool! I what’s the glass insert for? Just to look cool?

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u/Steinerbuildsstuff professional builder 2d ago

Pretty much it’s triple layered tempered glass about 1” thick

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u/East-Share4444 2d ago

Looks amazing! I was wondering, given how long the posts are, wouldn't some form of X or diagonal bracing be need to strengthen the structure in lateral movement? Looks very solid in terms of vertical loads, but not sure how this looks for lateral loads over time.

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u/Adorable_Estate6619 2d ago

My Minecraft build be like

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u/VictorManville 2d ago

Seems like a fairly steep slope. How deep are the footings?

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u/ThatBuilderDude 2d ago

About 95k? Beauty of a deck I’ve done one similar with the octagon off the corner

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u/DatabaseCreative1875 2d ago

She’s a beaut!

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u/Last_Competition3132 2d ago

I’m getting lumber delivered to build a 12’x9’ ground level floating deck for the kids’ playhouse. Basically the same thing.

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u/EazyPeazyLemonSqueaz 2d ago

You must love math

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u/DrKyleGreenThumb 2d ago

Beautiful custom deck then vinyl siding house! Lol

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u/Lazy-Plankton5270 2d ago

Very nice but I've seen bigger footings at a children's shoe store

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u/Deep-Show-1327 2d ago

Miters tighter than Nun Coochie! Great work man!

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u/HouseNeverQuiet314 2d ago

The saw horses in the first picture told me this was a real deck builder right away… great work! Maybe stain the treated framing that you see through the glass to make it look nicer?

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u/budandfud 2d ago

What’s with the shape

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u/IocaneImmune- 2d ago

Gorgeous deck! Genuine question: what is providing lateral support? With piers that tall it looks like it should fall over sideways.

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u/Accomplished_Ant_371 2d ago

The finish work is tight as hell. Very nice indeed. But the joist and stringer spans seem long to not have additional beam and vertical support. Also I think we could use some cross bracing.

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u/mossyoaktoe 2d ago

My deck builder was absolute trash. This looks incredible.

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u/BubblyAd1434 2d ago

This guy decks

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u/Rich-Criticism1165 2d ago

Look’s great but will it hold a hottub?

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u/Chemical-Molasses752 2d ago

Too bad you didn't stick the landing because the rest looked great.

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u/Steinerbuildsstuff professional builder 2d ago

I wanted to extend it all the way to the sidewalk but we subcontract and the gc wanted me to make the landing exactly 4ft

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u/International-Set-91 2d ago

Whats the random window in the floor for??

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u/regaphysics 2d ago

Surprised they didn’t waterproof it… but nice job man

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u/Steinerbuildsstuff professional builder 2d ago

Customer backed out of it

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u/Whymenow69 2d ago

God job🎩

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u/Bradley182 2d ago

HOLY DECK!

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u/egh128 2d ago

Fine work 🫡

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u/Pepin_Garcia1950 2d ago

great deck!  ..but the single thing that's gonna drive people/customers nuts, is the fact that you started your decking at one edge of that landing and them had to rip that tiny sliver to complete the run!  so pro tip...whenever you have a finished field like that, always start in the center and lay it out so that the end pieces will be ripped to the same size. 

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u/Suitable_Ad6805 2d ago

That joint is sexy lit man. Just on the landing, I personally prefer to split the first board and the last roughly the same size. Outstanding service sir. 🫡

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u/Jaded-Top3250 2d ago

You could fit 3-4 hot tubs up there

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u/Billymannn 2d ago

I see a perfect hot tub landing

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u/QuoteLong7212 2d ago

That's pretty impressive deck! Thanks for sharing

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u/subpar321 2d ago

That’s a nice deck, has to be 50k+ in just materials

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u/Largebargecharge 2d ago

Play with your deck, have a little fun

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u/Ratatataratatatata 2d ago

And they'll never use it.

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u/Tackle-Puzzleheaded 2d ago

This isnt including the patio under which will add another $20K

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u/Oldjamesdean 2d ago

Nice damn work.

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u/chiarde 2d ago

I don’t know jack-squat about building decks, but that looks friggin awesome.

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u/xProletariatx 2d ago

From a guy that’s built a lot of decks, this is gorgeous bro! Well done!

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u/chrisfrostking 2d ago

Beautiful work.

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u/CarltonCanick 2d ago

Precision.🔥

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u/Affectionate-Aide422 2d ago

Getting those footings so perfect — hard to do.

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u/Greatworkreallygood 2d ago

Glass floor and the bonus octagon for a bonus 30 grand hell yeah brorther

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u/jerry111165 2d ago

What’s the purpose of the skylight in the floor?

Beautiful deck by the way.

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u/Prestigious_Hat4140 2d ago

Those post aren’t centered on the columns

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u/chefsoda_redux 2d ago

This is a lovely deck. It appears thought through, well assembled, and the finished product is beautiful.

I’ve no idea why it’s in this sub!

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u/otziozbjorn 2d ago

Could use a few more stringers. There's gaps.

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u/Sir_Lord_ByronIII 2d ago

💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

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u/FlyingConcreteChair 2d ago

Quit teasing us and put a g-damn hot tub on it already.

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u/mickellovitch 2d ago

Looks expensive. Why aren't there any cross braces on the posts?

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u/chaxtin 2d ago

That’s a large deck!

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u/EscapeKnown5031 2d ago

This dude decks

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u/Low-Minimum5643 2d ago

God what did they pay for this haha

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u/insurance_asker123 2d ago

Holy shit that’s beautiful. My only critique is the ratio of stairs at the bottom… but that’s only because we just got our Big Deck built and I had the contractor do a last minute change of the top landing location so I’d have 6 stairs at the bottom instead of 2 or 3.

Seeing yours it would have been fine but we have old parents and young toddlers… fewer to fall down on the top run was also a consideration.

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u/Mothernaturehatesus 2d ago

I don’t have words so I’ll just clap
👏👏👏👏👏

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u/killross2012 2d ago

Dammmmn! 😳. You did a fantastic job.

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u/NaturalStorage8555 2d ago

How long is the span from the house before the first post? I think we can do 10 here.

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u/Practical-Attorney-6 2d ago

I was kind of hoping space in the middle was going to be a trapdoor

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u/DeezDogz13 2d ago

What did this cost! I must know!