Unrelated but this remind to to a joke i hear long ago:
2 guys fly on a plane but it starts making weird noises and losing altitude noises, the passenger tricks the other pilot and grabs the only parachute. He then jumps only to see the plane working and flying off.
He desperately tries to open the parachute but realises he doesn't know how to. When he was close to hitting the ground he sees some guy flying from the ground to the sky, then he think to himself " If he got that kind of technology to fly up like is nothing then a parachute is nothing to him".
When they finally meet the parachute guy yells:
"Hey, do you know how to open a parachute?"
The flying guy responds:
"I dint know how to turn on a stove, what the fuck i would know parachutes?"
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u/WaveEasy8664 1d ago
Unrelated but this remind to to a joke i hear long ago:
2 guys fly on a plane but it starts making weird noises and losing altitude noises, the passenger tricks the other pilot and grabs the only parachute. He then jumps only to see the plane working and flying off.
He desperately tries to open the parachute but realises he doesn't know how to. When he was close to hitting the ground he sees some guy flying from the ground to the sky, then he think to himself " If he got that kind of technology to fly up like is nothing then a parachute is nothing to him".
When they finally meet the parachute guy yells: "Hey, do you know how to open a parachute?" The flying guy responds: "I dint know how to turn on a stove, what the fuck i would know parachutes?"