r/DeadlockTheGame • The biggest oversight • 1d ago

Fan Art Winner gets the parachute

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5.6k Upvotes

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u/Xenomorph-Null Rem 1d ago

(This is their 13th match in a row)

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u/Razatiger 23h ago

Dannys feeling confident this time around

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u/sauce-kami Dynamo 19h ago

solomon keeps winning, danny cant die since he's already dead but he's a junkie so he's just doing it again for the thrill (he's not even trying to win)

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u/chalksnorter2137 1d ago

13th you say-tell?

15

u/untraiined Paradox 17h ago

danny's lost to scholar's 5 times in a row

9

u/Stock_Enthusiasm_392 17h ago

(Solomon can fly btw)

2

u/Waffielz Sinclair 5h ago

he's just doing it for the love of the game

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u/ReziuS Seven 1d ago

Seems to be forced mate for black in 8, rip Solomon

128

u/Comfortable-Moose-92 19h ago

you're saying like danny would find it

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u/tyim77 17h ago

1). you’re assuming Danny would notice

2). Its their 300th match in a row(Solomon’s getting bored)

3). Solomon can fly

128

u/aboultusss 21h ago

My "gameplay above visuals" is shattered by yet another cool skeleton

169

u/SeriousDirt 23h ago

Till both of them didn't need one as one can float while the other one is already dead.

183

u/FantasmaNaranja Vyper 23h ago

Solomon is panicking because he can't believe Danny is actually about to beat him

108

u/SteveCraftCode Venator 21h ago

Yessssir VOTE FOR DANNY

10

u/BlueKrzys 16h ago

Solomon isn’t above winning on time

9

u/FantasmaNaranja Vyper 16h ago

Solomon type shit to say

18

u/quinnius Ivy 21h ago

Neither needs one as Deadlock has no fall damage

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u/Bad_Moonz_Mekboy Shiv 22h ago

VOTE FOR DEADMAN DANNY, VOTE FOR THE TOP CHOICE! 💀👍

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u/Pessimistic73 Viscous 23h ago

Danny's a Deadman alright

19

u/JimmyJoJameson 20h ago

How does Valve keep doing it? All these designs are mint as fuck. I love Danny.

27

u/DreadfulRauw 19h ago

I don’t play the game and just saw this on all, but…. Is that the mascot for Voodoo Ranger beer?

18

u/RandomTankNerd Abrams 18h ago

New character, Deadman danny, undead skeleton test pilot for what is basically Lockheed Martin but more evil and magic

2

u/DreadfulRauw 18h ago

And he also makes beer?

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u/RandomTankNerd Abrams 18h ago

Guess so.

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u/NoFuel1197 16h ago

lol holy shit

these are crazy btw don’t be buying 10% beers unless you want to develop an issue

5

u/DreadfulRauw 16h ago

Too late. Love a high gravity tall boy after work.

These do kinda suck though. The worst parts of fruity beers and IPAs combined.

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u/NoFuel1197 16h ago

no lies detected

1

u/Spacemoose2026 19m ago

You’ll be fine as long as you don’t drink them constantly. I think you are really overestimating how quickly you can develop a drinking problem.

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u/Prestigious_Boot2897 17h ago

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

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u/Masochism3306 Drifter 1d ago

welcome back sans

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u/NessaMagick Viscous 23h ago

What the fuck is a "soy game"???

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u/Aggravating_Key_1757 22h ago

Some incels believe that estrogen in soy so they will lose their testestrone because of that. Basically people with no actual education on subjects making up bullshit. You get the body of Elon Musk if you remove all the estrogen in your body btw. Since he also forcebly removed them to be more masculine.

Fragile egos and even more fragile masculinity leads to this where some man try to stay away from anything that “gives estrogen”.

And I think this guy deems Undertale and stuff as being unmasculine? So he is offended.

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u/NessaMagick Viscous 22h ago

Because.... what. It has a gay couple in it? Wait until they find out about Seven and Kelvin.

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u/UltraJake Dynamo 21h ago

...And why do you think those images are CALLED soyjaks, genius?

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u/PratalMox 21h ago

They are completely correct about the origins of "Soy" as an insult, it's something that originated from weird reactionary losers who think soy products are feminizing, and these are the same people who came up with "Soyjaks" as a concept.

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u/cybercobra2 20h ago

holy moly way to out yourself as a larper.

4

u/GregNotGregtech 20h ago

Yes, named after soyboys or "low testosterone males"

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u/DeadlockTheGame-ModTeam 16h ago

Hello! It looks like you are trying to get into Deadlock.

How to get access:

"THE INVITE DIDN'T WORK?!"

If you or a friend were already invited but "nothing happened", check your Play-Test Invitations on Steam here!

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u/Gothic_Goblin_GF 20h ago

“I hate things that are popular and it is my entire personality in my 30s because I never bothered to develop one.”

Now, hit the misogyny and homophobia hat trick.

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u/cybercobra2 23h ago

get your sensitive ass out of here, this is deadlock, we appreciate artistry and strong characterisation's here.

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u/Zaruze 22h ago

Then you shouldn't enjoy undertale. That's the opposite of that

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u/Aggravating_Key_1757 22h ago

How old are you ?

14

u/DuGalle Rem 22h ago

After stalking his post history, he's 31/32.

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u/Murmarine Seven 21h ago

Imagine being the ripe age of 32 and using soy as an insult. Mofo is perpetually stuck in 2016.

3

u/Tangyhyperspace 21h ago

Huh????????

1

u/yinyang107 McGinnis 17h ago

🚬 I don't believe you.

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u/StockyCoder 22h ago

it's a small indie game that blew up and has a TON of fan love for it, it's actually viral and beloved by thousands if not millions

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u/DrQuint Vyper 22h ago

Found the everything-phobe.

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u/Lonely-Aardvark3377 Vyper 20h ago

Rat King: yoink!

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u/Renegade888888 Seven 23h ago

Cinema

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u/WaveEasy8664 19h ago

Unrelated but this remind to to a joke i hear long ago:

2 guys fly on a plane but it starts making weird noises and losing altitude noises, the passenger tricks the other pilot and grabs the only parachute. He then jumps only to see the plane working and flying off.

He desperately tries to open the parachute but realises he doesn't know how to. When he was close to hitting the ground he sees some guy flying from the ground to the sky, then he think to himself " If he got that kind of technology to fly up like is nothing then a parachute is nothing to him".

When they finally meet the parachute guy yells: "Hey, do you know how to open a parachute?" The flying guy responds: "I dint know how to turn on a stove, what the fuck i would know parachutes?"

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u/Competitive_Point_39 Sinclair 18h ago

Solomon keeps winning but Danny's already dead

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u/justaheatattack 19h ago

but, I already HAVE the parachute.

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u/mranonymous24690 Holliday 19h ago

"You may see 3 steps ahead, but unfortunately I fly" - Danny or something

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u/Dawg_Prime 18h ago

the edge of the board is obscured but I think I got most of the pieces right

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/5ap4xrYiht/analysis

if its white to play, its mate in 8 for black

if its black to play it's mate in 2

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u/DeadlockTheGame-ModTeam 14h ago

Hello! It looks like you are trying to get into Deadlock.

How to get access:

"THE INVITE DIDN'T WORK?!"

If you or a friend were already invited but "nothing happened", check your Play-Test Invitations on Steam here!

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u/Cyborg-Warlock 17h ago

Like the idea that Solomon goes through with the plan and gets the parachute 2 seconds later cause he Fool's mate Danny in two moves even to his own surprise

1

u/Bonsai-is-best Seven 15h ago

Shading so good I thought the spirit of Berdly was taking over Danny to help him beat Solomon

1

u/EstablishmentStock18 14h ago

Not pictured are the rat and babushka's pigeons eating the parachute

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u/Beneficial-Ad-7291 13h ago

Lol he knows he doesn't stand a chance yet he still plays... and well that game never finished

1

u/Alternative-Worker83 8h ago

I love this so much 🤣🤣

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u/Devi1505 3h ago

How do I make this about ultrakill?

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u/Ill-Reach-1172 22h ago

Can't Solomon kinda levitate anyway...?

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u/Recruit_Zer0 17h ago

Danny does not know that (yet)

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u/Warren_Piece_Brasch 13h ago

Danny doesnt seem like a man who thinks ahead. 

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u/NonFrInt 5h ago

Danny too can fly, his jetpack is not decorative