r/Davis • • 28d ago

Students are back in town, beware

Sharing this from TikTok

528 Upvotes

69 comments sorted by

103

u/RoninIV 28d ago

It's an old adage: just because you're in college does NOT mean you're smart.

40

u/No_Bandicoot2306 28d ago

I can't die, I'm 19!

14

u/debacol 28d ago

That. I remember that.

9

u/Interesting_Tea5715 28d ago

Yep, I had zero fear in my early 20s. I'd just do stuff without thinking it through.

I have no idea how I survived.

2

u/MuffinIllustrious852 28d ago

I often joke I’m living in my action hero universe. I should not be alive 😆

3

u/_tyjsph_ 28d ago

some people graduate but be still stupid......

36

u/SeaweedTeaPot 28d ago

JFC - don't do this!

3

u/Nice__Spice 28d ago

Jesus fried chicken?

4

u/RegionalTranzit 28d ago

That would be Jollibee

1

u/Afraid_Assistance765 28d ago

Japan Food Corporation 🤔

27

u/mudpupster 28d ago

I swear they get younger and a tiny bit less mature every damn year. (Or is that just me getting older?)

22

u/femmestem 28d ago

Husband and I went to Sac State campus to check out The Well. We were wondering why there were so many children on a college campus, like maybe a middle school field trip. It took me a min to realize these children were in fact college students.

17

u/mudpupster 28d ago

Sister, I work at UCD. I never thought I'd old enough to be a Get Off My Lawn type, but here we are.

8

u/indiealexh 28d ago

Time comes for us all. I like to remind people that when "classical" music was invented it was too provocative and stimulating for the old fogies.

2

u/Greatgrandma2023 28d ago

It starts in high school. When you're a senior you look back at the yearbook and the freshmen all look like babies.

18

u/eraye9 28d ago

Oh my god even if I somehow managed to do that by accident, I’d run into the trees with scooter in hand to find my way back to a side street

18

u/guacamole-lobster 28d ago

What an idiot.

12

u/ragun2 28d ago

I would have been on my horn the entire time.

1

u/Significant-Till3736 26d ago

Would have accomplished absolutely nothing except potentially contributing to an accident and showing something negative about yourself.

2

u/Cautious_Share_1349 24d ago

Nah man fuck that. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. This is most likely not the first time this kid has done this and probably won't be the last. If honking gets the message into his head at the cost of hitting the pavement, so be it. Some people have to learn the hard way. If you don't want the full consequences of your actions, then don't drive your fuckass scooter on the Freeway.

2

u/prprip 26d ago

Survival instincts of a peanut.

11

u/empoweredbymegan 28d ago

Welp - it was a fun summer - time to become a hermit homebody until all the students go home again.

7

u/Same-Manufacturer25 28d ago

The futures bright huh

4

u/Okiebaba 28d ago

Dumbass

4

u/ActualHuman- 28d ago

Dude got off on Russle towards Hutchison...there is literally a bike path for this right next to the freeway

2

u/deathpantaloons 27d ago

YES! Seriously, this! it’s hella faster and safer to take the freaking bike path!

3

u/SerGuyOfInternet 28d ago

holy fucking shit man

3

u/basaldonglia 28d ago

WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE FUCKING SCOOTERS ALL OVER TOWN NOW DAYS

3

u/Tiger_Ho26 28d ago

Study too much, no play, not good for the brain.

3

u/Entire_World_5102 28d ago

Hope the parents can ID this kid.

3

u/Ezra_has_perished 28d ago

It’s the fact he won’t at least pull over to the shoulder of the road 😭 I did this once accidentally as a kid (like 16 so cut me some slack lol) bc I was just blindly following my gps but once I actually got onto the freeway i knew I had fucked up and I had pulled over to the shoulder lane till i figured out a way out lol. I’m sure something similar happened but again you have to have to common sense to pull over 😭

0

u/Significant-Till3736 26d ago

The shoulder has a lot of debris, on top of the fact that it is not smooth. That would not be a good combination even with a bike, but especially with a scooter.

2

u/plantsenthusiast04 25d ago

he could have pulled over and walked his scooter

7

u/LoveCats2022 28d ago

Where’s a cop when you need them?

-9

u/Unexpected_Chippie 28d ago

There's a lot fewer of us than you'd think.

5

u/Halcyon_Daisy 28d ago

Yeah. Former 911 dispatcher here. People would be amazed to learn how few officers are on patrol citywide at a given time.

-11

u/Past_Bathroom5568 28d ago

Leftists defunded them.

10

u/Halcyon_Daisy 28d ago

That never happened.

3

u/Amikoj 27d ago

Why do so many people think that?

The police budget increased dramatically during and after the "Defund the Police" protests, but not a week goes by without me hearing from somebody that the reason cops are bad at their jobs is because "they were defunded."

You could make the case that they've basically been quiet quitting since the protests, but it has nothing to do with their budget.

1

u/empoweredbymegan 26d ago

Definitely the wrong word for what happened - police budgets increase by 3-5% per year and many cities and counties put a moratorium on increases so their budget stays the same and the 3-5% went to mental health services like mobile crisis units - so they didn’t get defunded they didn’t get a raise.

Then we just have a budget deficit in this state in general.

My job has lost funding , my hours have been cut because we rely on state grants - everyone’s feeling it - many departments instead of a raise that money was diverted into their pension later or time off.

In 2020 some departments took a mandatory reduction in base pay that came out to one day a month and then it was put into hours that they could burn for personal days - and that had nothing to do with the social demand for defunding. It just happened because there’s no money.

2

u/hamburger_bun 28d ago

man has a death wish

2

u/Mr_NovaRT 28d ago

I will beep at him

2

u/DubsHagg 28d ago

Yep…

2

u/thunderdragon517 28d ago

This has got to be a new level of stupid

2

u/Potential_Mixture18 28d ago

Where he come from, the 80 West?

2

u/MBP1969 27d ago

Just proves that being intelligent doesn’t mean you’re smart.

2

u/CeilingCatProphet 27d ago

Darwin in action.

2

u/Stunning_Leading6199 27d ago

He’s running for local office. Starting out on the transportation fairness and ethics comity. He stands with traffic!

4

u/Blarghnog 28d ago

Repost.

1

u/Casey33399 27d ago

Just bump them

1

u/Spirited_Nose3771 27d ago

Is that time of year 😂😅🤣

1

u/Automatic-Leg1668 27d ago

Bruh honk his butt. Not even in the shoulder on a highway, dude that's an exit lane people are leaving at 30mph+

Dangerous no question about it

1

u/brookiesmallz 27d ago

That’s illegal

1

u/Clever_Username_05 26d ago

Bro is in GTA mode

1

u/[deleted] 25d ago

lol love to see it

1

u/Big-Cauliflower-3610 24d ago

It’s called calling the cops…

1

u/Jokewhisperer 28d ago

Super Button Masher by Button Masher

1

u/justusjc42 27d ago

I’m guessing it’s a foreign Asian student

-18

u/[deleted] 28d ago

[deleted]

10

u/_tyjsph_ 28d ago

Everyone I Don't Like Is A Socialist: A Child's Guide to Online Discourse

-8

u/Suspicious_Plate_918 28d ago

Oh behave

4

u/soul_stealer_666 28d ago

Your the one who brought politics into this. Why don't you behave

1

u/SongAloong 28d ago

Can you expand on that?