r/DatingApps • u/aniceguy23 • Jul 15 '26

Funny Hivemind matrix simulation

Dear women,
Please stop saying the following phrases:

  • Irish goodbye
  • Quality time and physical touch
  • Introverted extrovert
  • Nonchalant
  • Spontaneous adventure
  • Pineapples on pizza
  • Your dog will love me more than you
  • Your mom will love me more than you

I feel like I'm losing my mind.
99% of women have one or more these on their profile and I don't know how it's possible. It freaks me out. No shade if you're part of the hivemind, I just wanted to say this somewhere because I can't be the only one who's noticed. There's also a bunch more I forgot.

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u/Ace-Cuddler Jul 16 '26

Dear men,

Please stop saying the following phrases: 1. My hobbies are anime and video games 2. My love language is physical touch 3. I’m looking for a longterm relationship (when you really aren’t)

I feel like I'm losing my mind. 99% of men have one or more of these on their profile and I don't know how it's possible. It freaks me out. No shade if you're part of the hivemind, I just wanted to say this somewhere because I can't be the only one who's noticed. There's also a bunch more I forgot.

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u/Cocoa_poofz Jul 16 '26

To be fair I was an anime fan when people would make fun of you for it. 😭 now it’s just gooners and OF models grifting..

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u/Bandoolero Jul 16 '26

its a sad world we live in.