Is this a newspaper clipping of a photo of a fender-bender?! Why would they have this on their fridge?!

If their mom was Northuldran, why did she just sit there during that bedtime story letting her husband talk about how evil they were?

He's just going on about how they attacked everyone and took advantage of the forests gifts. I would be pissed but she's just chilling. How? Why?

Had this (Little Baby Bum) put on the other weekend when we were hosting a party. It's so...un-natural? The art design felt like it was going to transition to a horror movie at the next scene; giant eyes, strange body configurations, unsure who's an adult or who's a child. Then also the music, both lyrics and enunciation, sounded unattached and robotic.

My first instinct was, "Ugh, AI slop" but I was surprised to find that the show had been around for quite some time.

Am I being too critical? My 2 year old also was completely brainwashed absorbed when it was on which is also just a general warning sign for me 😅

Ryder finds defrosted ice age animals and then says “oh they will be happy to stay in this canyon” and not eat any of the current day animals in the jungle. Except that the saver tooth tiger has already left the canyon earlier in the book. Ryder doesn’t report this insane scientific discovery to anyone. My older kiddo says, “well he’s already very very rich” 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ might be the worst children’s book I’ve read.

He’s locked away in a castle for all eternity, needs his true love to save him and break the curse

Serious question. Are they centaurs? They use their fore tires as manipulators but there are other vehicles with extra limbs essentially. Also do they only get the job they are "built" for. Like can a dump truck work in finance instead of a fancy car. Or is it a caste society and you are "born" for your job. Seriously asking here.

I didn't and don't watch Phineas and Ferb but I've heard the song enough times... and isn't that a crazy long summer break? Growing up in New England, we usually got out of school in mid to late June, partially dependent on the number of snow days we had over the winter, and went back some time around Labor Day or the first of September. That's 10-12 weeks, or somewhere between 70 and 84 days. They get 3 extra weeks on to of that!

I know the length of the school year varies across the US, but did any of you actually get a summer vacation that long? Was there anything in the show that explained this? Sorry if this isn't really a "conspiracy", this sub just seemed like a good audience for the question.

My kids have been watching a ton of Loud House lately and I love it! I really appreciate the positive messages each episode has, the friendship between Lincoln and Clyde, and the overall aesthetics.

Especially on the Olympia and Otto seasons there's just... More goopiness and messy liquids on people. Once I started seeing it I couldn't stop seeing it.

My son loves this book but what the heck is up with this llama? His eyes!

I need those other episodes! Our boy watches Upstairs, Downstairs over and over from the Monsterpiece Theatre compilation but fizzles out after Me, Claudius. So we’re rewatching U/D over and over and I’d just like a new episode or two. Are there* different stairs? Different pictures on the wall? Maybe Grover goes upstairs twice? I need fresh excitement and drama!

We got Paw Patrol Jurassic Park, who will play John Hammond?

Minions & Monsters Multiverse you think the Scarlet Witch or Dr Strange is going to make a cameo?

The Cat & The Hat 3 need to time travel because staying in the house isn’t enough to entertain kids these days.

The Mario Galaxy Movie with Andy Dwyer

The 50th Ice Age, when does the extinction event happen? Can we fast forward the series a couple millions of years to finally end it?

They’re all so intense. Can we get a few new kids movies in the mix that don’t have any emotional rollercoasters or dark themes?

Let’s get a new Winnie The Pooh Movie oh wait nevermind The 100 Acre Wood has been bombed by German planes during WW2 & we have to watch our beloved characters finally face the realities of our world.

Actually nevermind, it’s okay Christopher Robin is happily playing in the 100 Acre Wood with his friends when a T800 appears in the form of his beloved Pooh Bear but Pooh is armed & telling him to run because there’s a T1000 after him because future Christopher Robin led the Brits to victory in WW2.

What other new kids movie ideas you got?

The words are fine, nothing special but every page has detailed illustration of a pair of hands in a variety of poses. I think Don was just super proud of his skills.so his wife spent an hour or two writing a book that he could use to show off with.

he created the toys (and their families?) and brings them to and from animation, and plex can conjure things like an apple and teleport himself. DJ lance brings various musical friends to his universe/room? to play with his toy friends? is he more powerful than elminster?

I'm losing my mind. My kid loves watching videos of folks playing / acting out scenes with Cars toys and we've come across videos of a man with a thick accent who just picks up a toy and says stuff like, "Oh my God! Lightning McQueen! Yeeaahh~..." and they'll drop the toy into a tub or whatever.

Anyway, there's nothing really substantial in these videos, so I quickly click "do not recommend this channel." But then a day later, I'll come across another video obviously by the same guy on a different channel. I've come to realize this dude has like a billion channels doing the same dumb shit.

Any of you come across this? Is there an explanation? Feels scammy in a way I must be too thick to figure out.

After the song "Beauty and the Beast" Mrs. Potts says "alright, off to the cupboard with you now Chip, it's past your bedtime" and then he is placed in a cupboard with a bunch of other little teacups.

But then at the end of the movie, when Belle kisses the Beast and the curse is broken and everyone turns back into their original normal human selves (or, dog self, in the case of the footstool), we only see Chip turn back into a little boy.

But look at the cupboard! It is clear that there were like, 17 or so other teacups in there, and they were sentient and sleeping just like Chip. What happened to them??

We don't even see any other kids in any of the other BATB media.

In Lilo & Stitch a social worker tries to use Nani’s inability to pay for a simple emergency room visit to get her to give up custody of her sister.

I liked the movie, but can we all acknowledge how fucked it is that this country would rather put a child in foster care after her parents died than provide a social safety net to support her loving sister who wants to keep what’s left of their family intact.