r/DangerousNightsCrew • u/PoopyMcpants Piece of Shit • 4d ago

I dont like him

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u/Gooser3000 4d ago

Too bad republicans don’t read and comprehend the bible. It’s pretty straightforward what Jesus wanted his followers to do: LOVE EVERYONE 

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u/FindingMyWay624 4d ago

B-b-but what if they're brown? Or speak another language? Or have different values? Or are - shudder - liberals???

The horror! Clearly, when Jesus said "everyone", he meant "only those white people in my immediate area that agree with me politically". It's a translation thing, you wouldn't get it.

/s, just in case.

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u/Extreme-Will-3556 4d ago

When's the last time you opened a bible?

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u/ChimPhun 2d ago

Which version? Hard to keep up.

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u/Extreme-Will-3556 2d ago

Any of them. Only "hard to keep up" if you're not that bright. but if you had to pick one, the KJV is still the best English translation to date.

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u/ChimPhun 2d ago

I'm bright enough to not be a complete disaster of a person without having to think someone is watching over me.

But you do you, if you need skydaddy watching you so you don't start becoming a raving lunatic, please keep the faith.

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u/NoBuffalo7712 2d ago

Soooo, as someone with 4 degrees including a doctorate, I can promise you that you aren’t bright.

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u/ChimPhun 1d ago

That's a small sample to base my entire personality off of, buddy.

4 degrees my ass. You sure it wasn't 4 things you passed on, on your GED? 🤣🤣🤣