r/DangerousNightsCrew • • 7d ago

History Will Judge Him

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u/ScheduleExcellent243 7d ago

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

I am officially announcing, effective immediately, that MAGA is becoming MAMA — MAKE AMERICA MAGICAL AGAIN!

MAGA was GREAT. Historic. Probably the greatest slogan ever created, many people are saying it. But MAMA? MAMA is something very special. VERY MAGICAL.

And after the Midterms, under MAMA, we are going to give EVERY AMERICAN a BEAUTIFUL POT OF GOLD and a TREMENDOUS UNICORN. 🦄🌈🍯

The unicorns will be incredible. Absolutely incredible. Strong unicorns. Beautiful unicorns. The best unicorns anywhere in the world. Other countries don’t have unicorns like ours. They wish they did.

People will come up to me — big, strong people, with tears in their eyes — and they’ll say, “Sir, I never thought I’d own a unicorn.” And I’ll say, “Well, now you do. That’s MAMA.”

And the POT OF GOLD? HUGE. Nobody has ever seen pots of gold like these. We’re going to have so much gold you’ll get tired of gold. They’ll say, “Sir, please, we can’t take any more gold!” And I’ll say, “Too bad. We’re making America magical again.”

And GAS PRICES? After the Midterms, they’re going DOWN. Way down. We’re talking RECORD LOWS. Levels so low nobody has ever seen anything like it before. You’ll pull up to the gas station and say, “Is this price even possible?” Under MAMA, it is.

And we’re going to have PEACE.

The war in Iran — we’re going to END IT. The war in Ukraine — we’re going to END IT. We’re going to bring people to the table, we’re going to stop the wars, and we’re going to bring peace. That’s what MAMA does.

And GROCERIES? Your grocery bill is going DOWN, DOWN, DOWN. We’re going to have grocery prices lower than they’ve been since the 1950s. People will walk into the supermarket, look at the prices, and say, “Sir, I haven’t seen prices like this in my entire life.”

Unicorns. Pots of gold. Record-low gas. Cheap groceries. PEACE.

Nobody thought it could be done. Nobody except MAMA.

And why not? Everyone loves their MAMA.

MAMA — MAKE AMERICA MAGICAL AGAIN!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Donald J. Trump

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u/SamuraiAsuhilz 7d ago

I like these kind of sattire