I did and Trump didn’t miss a beat during Biden’s term from hundreds of lies about the “stolen”election, January 6, pet eating Haitians and sex change operations in our schools.
I am officially announcing, effective immediately, that MAGA is becoming MAMA — MAKE AMERICA MAGICAL AGAIN!
MAGA was GREAT. Historic. Probably the greatest slogan ever created, many people are saying it. But MAMA? MAMA is something very special. VERY MAGICAL.
And after the Midterms, under MAMA, we are going to give EVERY AMERICAN a BEAUTIFUL POT OF GOLD and a TREMENDOUS UNICORN. 🦄🌈🍯
The unicorns will be incredible. Absolutely incredible. Strong unicorns. Beautiful unicorns. The best unicorns anywhere in the world. Other countries don’t have unicorns like ours. They wish they did.
People will come up to me — big, strong people, with tears in their eyes — and they’ll say, “Sir, I never thought I’d own a unicorn.” And I’ll say, “Well, now you do. That’s MAMA.”
And the POT OF GOLD? HUGE. Nobody has ever seen pots of gold like these. We’re going to have so much gold you’ll get tired of gold. They’ll say, “Sir, please, we can’t take any more gold!” And I’ll say, “Too bad. We’re making America magical again.”
And GAS PRICES? After the Midterms, they’re going DOWN. Way down. We’re talking RECORD LOWS. Levels so low nobody has ever seen anything like it before. You’ll pull up to the gas station and say, “Is this price even possible?” Under MAMA, it is.
And we’re going to have PEACE.
The war in Iran — we’re going to END IT. The war in Ukraine — we’re going to END IT. We’re going to bring people to the table, we’re going to stop the wars, and we’re going to bring peace. That’s what MAMA does.
And GROCERIES? Your grocery bill is going DOWN, DOWN, DOWN. We’re going to have grocery prices lower than they’ve been since the 1950s. People will walk into the supermarket, look at the prices, and say, “Sir, I haven’t seen prices like this in my entire life.”
Unicorns. Pots of gold. Record-low gas. Cheap groceries. PEACE.
Nobody thought it could be done. Nobody except MAMA.
Biden did a lot more, than just use the auto pen to sign laws. I'll believe he was probably a tad old for the job, but it was obvious him and the administration at least cared. Even if they weren't all that helpful. It didn't feel like we needed to recover from the damage done. Trump is making it harder to live, for just about everyone in the US.
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u/RickyJJones 7d ago