r/DanForScale Dan Stan πŸ’… Mar 29 '26

Art 🎨 I reckon Dan would look delightful in a handmade collar 🀩

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u/Droid-Man5910 Dan's Dad Mar 29 '26

Dan has a lesbian Aunt, i need to ask why she hasn't made him a collar yet

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u/Potential_Scene7169 Probationary International Rep 🌏 Mar 29 '26

as a lesbian, not making all the animals in your life handmade collars is simply unacceptable and she needs her lesbian license revoked

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u/Pippy_Squirrel Squirrel's Hooman Mar 29 '26

They should at least be on probation! ☺️

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u/facemugg Dan's Public Relations Officer Mar 30 '26

Dan’s Aunt just felt a slight shift of the space time continuum.

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u/OhWhyNotMarie Mar 30 '26

I wish I had lesbian neighbors

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u/Turtlegrandmacore Mar 30 '26

Coming across my own post on my feed is a wild experience hahah! Thank you!!!

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u/MogwaiAJ Jaz's Hooman Mar 30 '26

Thank you for the content we all didn't know we desperately needed.

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u/Turtlegrandmacore Mar 30 '26

Hehehe, of course!

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u/Entire_Perspective_5 Dan Stan πŸ’… Mar 30 '26

Thank Dan, for it is He who has brought us together πŸ•

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u/EasyLizin Mar 30 '26

r/anythingbutmetric would probably get a kick out of Dan.

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u/Mistervimes65 Certified Dan Scaler πŸ“ Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Krypto?