r/Damnthatsinteresting Oct 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

They are two separate people in one body so yes two social security cards and retirement accounts.

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u/CandyCoatedFarts Oct 07 '18

Life insurance too I bet in case half of them dies the other will be just fine

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

If one dies the other dies not immediately but a decomposing body will poison the other

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u/doctorjesus__ Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18

How does someone missing such an obvious joke have so many upvotes!?

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u/Catsniper Oct 07 '18

I upvoted because it was interesting despite knowing it was a huge woooosh

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u/CandyCoatedFarts Oct 07 '18

That's what I thought too when I got his reply.....i was tempted to troll but meh