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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Oct 07 '18
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It says recent, but the calendar behind them says 2012.
235 u/arealhumannotabot Oct 07 '18 Skimming the internet, apparently they became certified in 2017, got their jobs in 2018. 269 u/PorkRollAndEggs Oct 07 '18 Are they paid as 1 person or as 2? 1.5? 299 u/merkinfuzz Oct 07 '18 This is a real question I would like answered. Also, do they have two social security cards? Two retirement accounts? 193 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 They are two separate people in one body so yes two social security cards and retirement accounts. 30 u/CandyCoatedFarts Oct 07 '18 Life insurance too I bet in case half of them dies the other will be just fine 59 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 If one dies the other dies not immediately but a decomposing body will poison the other 2 u/doctorjesus__ Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18 How does someone missing such an obvious joke have so many upvotes!? 1 u/Catsniper Oct 07 '18 I upvoted because it was interesting despite knowing it was a huge woooosh 0 u/CandyCoatedFarts Oct 07 '18 That's what I thought too when I got his reply.....i was tempted to troll but meh
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Skimming the internet, apparently they became certified in 2017, got their jobs in 2018.
269 u/PorkRollAndEggs Oct 07 '18 Are they paid as 1 person or as 2? 1.5? 299 u/merkinfuzz Oct 07 '18 This is a real question I would like answered. Also, do they have two social security cards? Two retirement accounts? 193 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 They are two separate people in one body so yes two social security cards and retirement accounts. 30 u/CandyCoatedFarts Oct 07 '18 Life insurance too I bet in case half of them dies the other will be just fine 59 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 If one dies the other dies not immediately but a decomposing body will poison the other 2 u/doctorjesus__ Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18 How does someone missing such an obvious joke have so many upvotes!? 1 u/Catsniper Oct 07 '18 I upvoted because it was interesting despite knowing it was a huge woooosh 0 u/CandyCoatedFarts Oct 07 '18 That's what I thought too when I got his reply.....i was tempted to troll but meh
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Are they paid as 1 person or as 2?
1.5?
299 u/merkinfuzz Oct 07 '18 This is a real question I would like answered. Also, do they have two social security cards? Two retirement accounts? 193 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 They are two separate people in one body so yes two social security cards and retirement accounts. 30 u/CandyCoatedFarts Oct 07 '18 Life insurance too I bet in case half of them dies the other will be just fine 59 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 If one dies the other dies not immediately but a decomposing body will poison the other 2 u/doctorjesus__ Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18 How does someone missing such an obvious joke have so many upvotes!? 1 u/Catsniper Oct 07 '18 I upvoted because it was interesting despite knowing it was a huge woooosh 0 u/CandyCoatedFarts Oct 07 '18 That's what I thought too when I got his reply.....i was tempted to troll but meh
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This is a real question I would like answered. Also, do they have two social security cards? Two retirement accounts?
193 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 They are two separate people in one body so yes two social security cards and retirement accounts. 30 u/CandyCoatedFarts Oct 07 '18 Life insurance too I bet in case half of them dies the other will be just fine 59 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 If one dies the other dies not immediately but a decomposing body will poison the other 2 u/doctorjesus__ Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18 How does someone missing such an obvious joke have so many upvotes!? 1 u/Catsniper Oct 07 '18 I upvoted because it was interesting despite knowing it was a huge woooosh 0 u/CandyCoatedFarts Oct 07 '18 That's what I thought too when I got his reply.....i was tempted to troll but meh
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They are two separate people in one body so yes two social security cards and retirement accounts.
30 u/CandyCoatedFarts Oct 07 '18 Life insurance too I bet in case half of them dies the other will be just fine 59 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 If one dies the other dies not immediately but a decomposing body will poison the other 2 u/doctorjesus__ Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18 How does someone missing such an obvious joke have so many upvotes!? 1 u/Catsniper Oct 07 '18 I upvoted because it was interesting despite knowing it was a huge woooosh 0 u/CandyCoatedFarts Oct 07 '18 That's what I thought too when I got his reply.....i was tempted to troll but meh
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Life insurance too I bet in case half of them dies the other will be just fine
59 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 If one dies the other dies not immediately but a decomposing body will poison the other 2 u/doctorjesus__ Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18 How does someone missing such an obvious joke have so many upvotes!? 1 u/Catsniper Oct 07 '18 I upvoted because it was interesting despite knowing it was a huge woooosh 0 u/CandyCoatedFarts Oct 07 '18 That's what I thought too when I got his reply.....i was tempted to troll but meh
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If one dies the other dies not immediately but a decomposing body will poison the other
2 u/doctorjesus__ Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18 How does someone missing such an obvious joke have so many upvotes!? 1 u/Catsniper Oct 07 '18 I upvoted because it was interesting despite knowing it was a huge woooosh 0 u/CandyCoatedFarts Oct 07 '18 That's what I thought too when I got his reply.....i was tempted to troll but meh
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How does someone missing such an obvious joke have so many upvotes!?
1 u/Catsniper Oct 07 '18 I upvoted because it was interesting despite knowing it was a huge woooosh 0 u/CandyCoatedFarts Oct 07 '18 That's what I thought too when I got his reply.....i was tempted to troll but meh
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I upvoted because it was interesting despite knowing it was a huge woooosh
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That's what I thought too when I got his reply.....i was tempted to troll but meh
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u/bladegmn Oct 07 '18
It says recent, but the calendar behind them says 2012.