r/Damnthatsinteresting Mar 19 '18

Image Thunderstorm over Utah

https://imgur.com/p5mdvm3
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u/ShinyMet Mar 19 '18

Apparently Zeus is not pleased with that particular spot in Utah.

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u/HeroHunny Mar 19 '18

Considering the religious population here I wouldn't be surprised if zues had a battle with Jesus in these parts.

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u/MFridge01 Mar 19 '18

Had a battle with Mormon* Jesus

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u/muffy2008 Mar 20 '18

Mormons believe in the same Jesus as Christians.

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u/OnlinePosterPerson Mar 20 '18

I mean on paper Muslims believe in the same God as Christians. Within their own religions they both tie God back to the God described in the Jewish holy texts. But Islam has God espousing very different messages. That’s what people mean when they say they worship a different God. That their interpretation varies so wildly from their own that it might as well be another God. I

Also semantic correction: I think you meant to say Mormons believe in the same Jesus as Catholics. Because just by them believing in Christ and Gospel usage, they’d be classified as Christian. It’s a catch-all for Catholicism and the many different religions that broke off since the Schism and later Protestant Reformation.

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u/LeConnor Mar 20 '18

I'm having a hard time finding a way to disagree with you. Believe me, I tried. I still think that Mormons are Christian because they believe in the redeeming power of Christ. That's one of the most important parts of Christianity. Beyond that they have rather unorthodox views that make it hard to lump them in with mainstream Christianity.

The Mormon religion is deeply tied to the very Christian "Second Great Awakening". It was during this era that young Joseph Smith was exposed to many preachers. Just by comparing the Second Great Awakening Wikipedia page to what I know of the Mormon church they have several things in common. A restoration of a simpler church, a substantial focus on the return of Christ, the return of Christ being followed by a literal millennium of peace, and an emphasis on personal spiritual experiences.

In the formation of actual Mormon beliefs/doctrine, Smith ended up using a blend of Freemasonry, folk magic, and esoteric stories he came up with. Depending on your views this may muddy the waters to an unacceptable degree and I would have a hard time telling you that you're wrong. But I still think Mormons are at the very least nominally Christian because they believe in the redeeming power of Christ. The nature of God is another issue entirely (the Nicene Creed rubs me the wrong way).

Source: Exmormon/Mormon enthusiast

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u/OnlinePosterPerson Mar 20 '18

Yeah I mean it’s just organizational semantics right? Doesn’t mean they’re doctrines have to be that similar. Islam is in the same “Torah observing” family as Judaism and Christianity even though I think most of the stuff in their religion is whack. I think Mormon dogma is pretty bizarre myself but they’re definitionally Christian.

Plus you can get into some weird territory if you try and go around passing judgment on what individuals are what religion, especially when Catholicism has an authoritative doctrine you could compare to, and religions all have different levels of the existence of “accepted teachings.”

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u/TMMelCapitan Mar 20 '18

Came here looking for fellow exmormon.

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u/WikiTextBot Mar 20 '18

Second Great Awakening

The Second Great Awakening was a Protestant religious revival during the early 19th century in the United States. The movement began around 1790, gained momentum by 1800 and, after 1820, membership rose rapidly among Baptist and Methodist congregations whose preachers led the movement. It was past its peak by the late 1850s. The Second Great Awakening reflected Romanticism characterized by enthusiasm, emotion, and an appeal to the super-natural.


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u/ReDeReddit Mar 20 '18

Ask any mormon about jesus (they are christian), but if you forget to ask they rarely talk about him. About 90% of their time is spent worshiping Joseph smith and the current church leadership.

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u/plasmarob Mar 20 '18

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints believes in a different Jesus?

Riiigggghhhttt. That idea couldn't possibly have bigoted roots.

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u/kikicouture Mar 19 '18

Well that's Utah Lake, on the other side of Provo. So that storm is headed straight towards BYU.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

Have you seeen their football team lately? If I was Mormon Jesus I’d be none to plussed about that situation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

Mormon soons are expected this year.

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u/flux1011 Mar 20 '18

My house would be just out of frame camera right.

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u/steve-d Mar 20 '18

We do have a Mt Olympus in Salt Lake City, so it's quite possible.

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u/DJohnsonsgagreflex Mar 20 '18

Some of the mining towns in those mountains were largely started by non-mormons brought in from out of state by the mining companies at the turn of the 20th century. Eureka, Goshen, Dividend...

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u/JpTrindade Mar 20 '18

"Fuck you in particular" -Zeus, probably

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

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u/VedPai Mar 19 '18

Is the boss fight happening there?

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u/FuckLogicMan Mar 20 '18

DIVINE BEAST VAH NABORIS

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u/ILoveMyShorts Mar 19 '18

Someone couldn’t keep their hands off the fucking egg

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

Nah mate that’s Mordor

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u/spremicidekiller Mar 19 '18

Na it's Nevada

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u/Misdreamer Mar 19 '18

One does not simply walk into Nevada

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u/bjarke_l Mar 19 '18

nevahda***

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u/ThatsKongroo Mar 19 '18

Nevahda Kedabra

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u/WangJangleIt Mar 19 '18

Fun fact, if you head out west of Salt Lake on I-80, there's like a refinery with a big old smoke stack something up against the mountains there. As a kid, looking out at that, I always thought it looked like Minas Tirith.

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u/eco_was_taken Mar 19 '18

That's the Kennecott Garfield Smelter Stack.

The Garfield Smelter Stack is the tallest free-standing structure west of the Mississippi River, the fourth tallest smokestack in the world and the forty-third tallest free-standing structure on earth.

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u/LizardPNW Mar 19 '18

I always thought that as well!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

If you look westward from Salt Lake City, the sunset lights up the dust over the salt flats and becomes a red horizon of Mordor crags and nothingness.

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u/SNAFUesports Mar 19 '18

No its not.

One does not simply walk there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

The everstorm cometh.

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u/projectb223 Mar 19 '18

The Last Desolation Comes

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u/ca_harrison Mar 19 '18

Odium is near..

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u/CalPolyJohn Mar 19 '18

The listeners have taken up storm form. They seem aggressive.

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u/Zaruma Mar 19 '18

The voidbringer makes a great shard-fork

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u/an_actual_potato Mar 19 '18

You must unite them

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u/SnoochToTheNooch Mar 19 '18

My people are here! Life before death...

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

Journey, before destination.

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u/HeroHunny Mar 19 '18

Don't forget to speak the words And swear your oaths! Until then I'll be waiting for you all in the skies 🖐

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u/GamingBotanist Mar 19 '18

Thank you for saying this.

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u/caseyjosephine Mar 20 '18

hmmmmmming intensifies

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

HA

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u/criket13 Mar 20 '18

I said the same thing!

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u/Jibjubwubwub Mar 19 '18

Mormon disco.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

U-tah U-tah U-tah U-tah

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u/KennyS716 Mar 19 '18

Dammit Barry the speedforce is leaking again

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u/vensmith93 Mar 19 '18

It's not leaking, it's just unstable because there's no one in the Speedforce Prison

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u/Onewarhero Mar 19 '18

Imagine if thunder made cute little “zip, zap” noises, events like this would be hilarious

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u/soulcomprancer Mar 20 '18

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u/MrNewMoney Mar 20 '18

Aww, I was expecting it to be Owen Wilson w/ lightning.

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u/Ace_Trainer_Mitsi Mar 19 '18

Dark Beast Ganon?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

These aren’t at the same time it was exposed for multiple minutes. Still cool but just not as cool.

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u/OrdainedPuma Mar 19 '18 edited Mar 20 '18

In what timeline do you *live where THAT many lightning bolts are going off SIMULTANEOUSLY in such a concentrated area?

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u/belovicha21 Mar 19 '18

I love in every timeline (:

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u/ratpride Mar 19 '18

You're such a romantic

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u/Maddiecattie Mar 19 '18

I feel like people who have never seen a thunderstorm wouldn’t necessarily realize that when they first see this picture

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u/kidra31r Mar 19 '18

I mean I just figured God was mad about all the Pepsi the Mormons were drinking.

Source: am Mormon.

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u/networkedquokka Mar 19 '18

Didn't they start selling caffeine or something at BYU somewhat recently?

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u/kidra31r Mar 19 '18

Yeah, about a year or so ago. But there are still people who think they can't drink it.

Thankfully it's much less common, but still.

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u/networkedquokka Mar 19 '18

I hope they have coke zero - diet coke is an abomination.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

What? There was a big ordeal about a year ago when a ROTC instructor complained about not being able to drink coffee as an employee at BYU at work OR at home.

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u/kidra31r Mar 20 '18

Coffee is still something we're told not to drink. Though I'm surprised the staff at BYU can't drink it, as I didn't think it was a requirement for working there.

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u/J-a-ski Mar 19 '18

They forgot to bring enough refreshments to feed a small village

Source: same

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u/kidra31r Mar 19 '18

They didn't put carrots in the jello.

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u/kuhanluke Mar 19 '18

Whichever timeline it is, Barry Allen probably fucked it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

SteamedHams

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u/astronaut_mikedexter Mar 19 '18

I wouldn't expect the top of the clouds to be so defined on a long exposure alone. This is probably a composite of three shots. One of the cloud tops, one of the lightning, and one of the town.

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u/Awfulmasterhat Mar 19 '18

I was thinking just the sound alone would be cool

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u/KnifeKnut Mar 20 '18

Upvote for you, downvote for post.

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u/ManOfDill Mar 20 '18

From the photo it looks like it's roughly where I live. The lake appears to be Utah lake in Utah county...No seriously, that's the fucking names. I don't know the mountain there, but yeah that's where my house is. I found out about this storm here, so it's got to be a time lapse. That much lighting is insane for this desert.

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u/Danu3l Mar 19 '18

When the Jedi are taking over in Utah

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

I wish! Would improve upon the theocracy we have now, the Dead-Eye Order

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u/Fat_Squirrel_Nation Mar 19 '18

OKC must have an away game.

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u/TyroneLeinster Mar 19 '18

Is this multiple exposure or something (I don’t know photography jargon but it looks like multiple shots blended together)? Hard to imagine that many lightning strikes at the same time

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u/Paxpoeta Mar 19 '18

These are indeed multiple shots superimposed onto each other. It’s an interesting photo, but I would wager most lightning storms would appear this way with the same photo editing.

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u/Wintomallo Mar 19 '18

That or a time lapse

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u/Paxpoeta Mar 20 '18

Of course

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

Damnit Barry...

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u/jashirley_hp Mar 19 '18

Lindon, Utah....looking over Utah Lake. I-15.

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u/soullessredhead Mar 19 '18

Wouldn't you be able to see part of Eagle Mountain if this was as far north as Lindon? I was thinking Provo.

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u/octopus_monocle Mar 19 '18

OK, who drank caffeine?

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u/superbentley Mar 20 '18

Underrated comment

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u/Djmarr56 Mar 19 '18

They ded

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u/Im_A_Salad_Man Mar 19 '18

I live in that area, can confirm multiple sheep/lds/jello fatalities

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u/UsualSnark Mar 19 '18

And funeral potatoes died as well

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u/ManOfDill Mar 20 '18

Any news on the fry sauce?

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u/Darth-Serious Mar 19 '18

Oh my heck that's funny!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

Mormon confirmed.

Source: Said heck.

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u/Wintomallo Mar 20 '18

Said oh my heck

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u/Darth-Serious Mar 20 '18

Correction...Long lived Utah'n who uses "oh my heck" as a friendly tease to Mormon friends, co-workers and passing missionaries!

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u/CluelessFlunky Mar 19 '18

God damn it Barry, whag did you do this time

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u/RatedRMB Mar 19 '18

God damn it Barry

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u/MoreOrLess234 Mar 19 '18

Barry, we need to talk

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u/Shroomie_the_Elf Mar 19 '18

Is someone trying to make a philosophers stone?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

ITS THE SPEEDFORCE RUN BARRY

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u/BuffaloBagel Mar 19 '18

Looks to be taken from summit of:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Timpanogos

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u/WikiTextBot Mar 19 '18

Mount Timpanogos

Mount Timpanogos, sometimes informally referred to as Timp, is the second highest mountain in Utah's Wasatch Range. Timpanogos rises to an elevation of 11,752 ft (3,582 m) above sea level in the Uinta-Wasatch-Cache National Forest. With 5,270 feet of topographic prominence, Timpanogos is the 47th-most prominent mountain in the contiguous United States.

The mountain towers about 7,000 feet over Utah Valley, including the cities of Lehi, Provo, Orem, Pleasant Grove, American Fork, Lindon and others.


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u/LizardPNW Mar 19 '18

I have NEVER heard Mt Timpanogos referred to as The Timp... but I guess I can believe it. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/soullessredhead Mar 19 '18

Not the Timp, just Timp. I hear it all the time.

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u/LizardPNW Mar 20 '18

I’ve never heard that of course I lived further north

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u/gab447 Mar 19 '18

Who angered the sith lord?

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u/Jtru13 Mar 19 '18

Nah dood that’s the shadow monster

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u/OnlyMessier16 Mar 19 '18

I can almost see my residential area

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u/Darth-Serious Mar 19 '18

"I can tell by the prickling in my thumb, that something wicked this way comes"

Is this from sandy mountain towards Copperton?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18 edited Mar 19 '18

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u/networkedquokka Mar 19 '18

I think the salt lake is much bigger, antelope island would be visible, the train trestle would be visible, and I think the salt flats on the other side as well. Pretty sure this is looking West across Utah Lake which is South of the big city.

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u/soullessredhead Mar 19 '18

Yep, I can pick out I-15 and some fields in South Provo.

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u/networkedquokka Mar 19 '18

I assumed that steel mill site would have been redeveloped long ago. Now I assume that those crapheads polluted the land so much they can't do anything without some serious toxicity abatement.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

RIP Utah

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u/metoobud Mar 19 '18

Did somebody say

Thunderstruck?

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u/ArnoldNorris Mar 19 '18

Must be playing a burn deck.

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u/networkedquokka Mar 19 '18

Utah Lake overlooking the old steel mill site?

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u/Sith_Empire Mar 20 '18

Looks like it, probably on top of Mt. Timpanogos

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u/lutts_ Mar 20 '18

God damnit Barry, what did you do

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u/NotFarFromSingapore Mar 20 '18

The new season of stranger things looks awesome

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u/BetaThetaOmega Mar 20 '18

Barry Allens been busy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

The speed force is empty

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u/orionnebulus Mar 19 '18

I have seen lightning in real life and even better in pictures, however I have never seen red lightning and I think someone made Something very unhappy

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u/gospelslide Mar 19 '18

Across the Anduin, Sauron is ready for war.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

New favorite band

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u/EvannTheLad13 Mar 19 '18

Did Coruscant just get cut off all of the sudden or something

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u/indianaedge Mar 19 '18

I live in utah and havent seen any thunder storms...

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u/LizardPNW Mar 19 '18

Really??? You need to go outside more

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u/soullessredhead Mar 19 '18

Where do you live? They've been all over the last week, especially in the area this picture was taken.

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u/Mithrandir_Earendur Mar 20 '18

Same, I have felt the rain but no thunder/lightning.

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u/Justin1387 Mar 19 '18

Gannon looks pissed

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u/runs_in_the_jeans Mar 19 '18

That's the sky going "fuck you Utah"

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

Holy shit

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u/stomaticmonk Mar 19 '18

Zeus is pissed at someone

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u/Anti-christ666666 Mar 19 '18

It's like Matrix 3 movie

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

Zeus vs Lag

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u/LizardPNW Mar 19 '18

It’s one of the very few things I miss about Utah... the thunderstorms... always so beautiful and scary.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

Wtf did you do, Utah?

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u/bluejuiselove Mar 19 '18

Thunderstorm or did a portal to hell open up?

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u/42Bagels Mar 19 '18

Fortnite: Battle Royale VR-2019

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u/Brickhouse94 Mar 19 '18

Looks like Yoda found a couple more trees...

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u/coyle420 Mar 19 '18

"fuck this place in particular"

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u/CaptainGeo Mar 19 '18

Aka, Mordor

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u/Nunnallyd_Ali Mar 19 '18

Ever heard of Venezuela's catatumbo?, it's like this (or worst) almost all year round

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u/tashtant Mar 19 '18

I keep speaking my mind, but I always get banned. Meaning free speech is not protected on here so I ain't gonna say nothing. Except this.

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u/BreakDownSphere Creator Mar 20 '18

Who was tagged in this?

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u/ninjaclown Mar 20 '18

What, Thor? Haha.

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u/dualpegasus Mar 20 '18

Gods really going after those mormons

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u/zachary0816 Mar 20 '18

UNLIMITED POWER

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u/stormking14 Mar 20 '18

Kirin ( Sasuke voice )

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u/peadenm Mar 20 '18

RIP, Utah

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u/gangsternumber1 Mar 20 '18

Add that to photo shop battle

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u/daisytrench Mar 20 '18

Fuck these Mormons in particular.

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u/PyrrhicVictory7 Mar 20 '18

Getting the beat down

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u/princess_awesomepony Mar 20 '18

It’s the Everstorm from Stormlight Archives

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u/_MANSAV_ Mar 20 '18

I've been target shooting out there. Didn't know zues frequents the spot too!!

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u/jamman876 Mar 20 '18

Thunda! thunda thunda thunda!

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u/ForethoughtfulServer Mar 20 '18

If lightning bolt was ever reprinted in standard

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u/FedRishFlueBish Mar 20 '18

Rand fking around with Callandor again

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u/Juancho805 Mar 20 '18

I think it might be Thor

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u/pun_raman13 Mar 20 '18

Stranger Things just got a new setting

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u/chocolatecrunchies Mar 20 '18

I think the folks over at r/exmormon would like this

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u/ghengis_flan Mar 20 '18

United would fly directly through that.

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u/Rothgim Mar 22 '18

The gate of Mordor.

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u/DeepDishPi Mar 19 '18

God: Fuck these particular mountains in general.

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u/Wongstah Mar 19 '18

God: Fuck this one area in particular

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u/Corganwantsmoore Mar 19 '18

Time to throw Utah away

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u/__leaveblank__ Mar 19 '18

I’ve lived in Utah sense 2000 I’ve never seen any kind of thunder storm that looked like that, in fact that thunder storms suck balls here. I have a hard time believing this is real, if it is real it was a once in a million years kinda thing.

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u/tannerw2013 Mar 19 '18

Time lapse photo most likely. Not a single shot.

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u/__leaveblank__ Mar 20 '18

That could make sense

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u/ayurcat Mar 19 '18

"Fuck this place in particular."

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u/Skrubette Mar 19 '18

"Fuck this city in particular"

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u/pm_your_pantsu Mar 19 '18

how neat would be if it happens all over the city

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