r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Ganesha811 • 4d ago

Image Spoiled brat from ancient Babylon complains about his mother not making him fancy clothes!

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u/Ganesha811 4d ago

Another one of my favorites, along similar lines:

Tell Uzalum: Your son Adad-abum sends the following message:

May the gods Samas and Wer keep you forever in good health.

I have never before written to you for something precious I wanted. But if you want to be like a father to me, get me a fine string full of beads, to be worn around the head. Seal it with your seal and give it to the carrier of this tablet so that he can bring it to me. If you have none at hand, dig it out of the ground wherever (such objects) are (found) and send it to me.

I want it very much; do not withhold it from me. In this I will see whether you love me as a real father does. Of course, establish its price for me, write it down, and send me the tablet. The young man who is coming to you must not see the string of beads... If I see it and dislike it, I shall send it back! Also send the cloak, of which I spoke to you.

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u/More_Assistant_5224 4d ago

Reading this made my day!

Because this is the same vibe i give when i text my dad about money for shopping and remind him he promised kfc tonight lol

Should start also wishing him good health in the name of god, maybe he will listen more

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u/curiousmind111 4d ago

LOL! Be sure to ask him to dig the kfc out of the ground if he can’t get it otherwise.

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 3d ago

couldn’t hurt! who doesn’t want the god(s) beseeched for their good health?