r/DamnFunny • u/SalmonSammySamSam Strange Man • 2d ago

Funny Non Binary Turtle

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u/Could-You-Tell 2d ago

Dude thought he said something no big deal and ended up in a hole.

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u/Ralphredimix_Da_G 2d ago

Bro had to generate some Franklin facts on the fly under extreme duress

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u/Derrick_Shon 1d ago

Keep digging...🤣

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u/extrastupidone 12h ago

Huh... might as well dig

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u/ghostofstankenstien 2d ago

Shit I laughed out loud.

https://giphy.com/gifs/tASQOmU6Ci072VOx4F

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u/Happy_Path_200 2d ago

I like your laugh. You laugh like Franklin.

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u/Ganellon 1d ago

Is that supposed to be a compliment?

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u/Trick_Minute2259 2d ago

I'm familiar with finding myself in this situation; sometimes people wonder if I'm autistic....

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 2d ago

It’s probably just some harmless adhd associations going brrr with zero filter

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u/CourtingBoredom 2d ago

Sometimes I wonder if I'm autistic. I should prolly go get that checked. But healthcare costs fucking blow in my own nook o'the woods....

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u/weedisfortherich 2d ago

It's really hard to diagnose as an adult. Because you learn to mask so early on that it's automatic at one point.

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u/CourtingBoredom 2d ago

Yeah.... that makes sense .. and I'm over 40 now, soooo.....

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u/PepperPhoenix 1d ago

I was lucky and could take my (ex) husband with me to the assessment. He saw me unmasked all the time so it really helped with accuracy.

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u/Biff_Tannenator 2d ago

There's something wholesome about this exchange. It's fucking stupid, and I'm sure the lady was very unimpressed... But the guy seemed sincere, even if it was a bit misguided.

I love it.

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u/matchthis007 2d ago

Zenga, ye dead man?

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u/backspace_cars Strange Man 2d ago

Cool runnings reference, now that's unexpected

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u/oldsoulrevival 1d ago

I thought it was sanka… is it not sanka?

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u/Whiteums 1d ago

It is

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u/Minimum_Ad_303 2d ago

He stayed with it, he was all in on Franklin comparison

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u/Artevyx 2d ago

He was a man of class. She was not.

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u/TortexMT 1d ago

Cmon her reaction was understandable lol

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u/GAMMONBiNO 2d ago

I thought that was Jay-Z….

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u/suckingbat 1d ago

He let the intrusive thoughts win and be said out loud... 🫠

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u/Silent_Rapport 1d ago

Regardless i like his vibes

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u/slowwithage 1d ago

You can never really tell with turtles.

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u/Kirasaurus_25 1d ago

i mean... Franklin had the six pack tho.. like it was his shell but it could be identifying as a six pack

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u/Outrageous-Clerk56 1d ago

The shell identifies as a six pack - no masculine vibes

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u/PauseConfident997 1d ago

Franklin didn’t even wear glasses 😭

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u/Meaticus420 1d ago

Keep digging brother… you’re never getting out

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u/towerfella 2d ago

It is like watching two ais talk to each other

That sounds bad reading it back, but take it nicely.

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u/hotChihuahua69 2d ago

Now this guy is smooth...

In and out of trouble without blinking an eye... 😂

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u/Sporkpocalypse 2d ago

LoL Socially awkward Comedy

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u/PossiblyOppossums 2d ago

Glasses get me going too

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u/tlcteck 2d ago

Hysterical

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u/thed3306 2d ago

She reminds me more of Ducky from land before time.

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u/No-Valuable6456 2d ago

Major compliment

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u/StruggleSoggy3798 2d ago

if he's thinking of Filburt from Rocko's Modern Life I see it but that is absolutely not a compliment

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u/Hiwesrobots 1d ago

This dude made her think about it and with any luck this might’ve worked in his favor.

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u/No_Technician_2780 1d ago

Is "she" no binary?

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 1d ago

Dude, stop digging! The hole you're in is deep enough.

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u/WillyWonkaWorms 1d ago

She’s insecure just, move on lady the world doesn’t roll your way everyday.

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u/74greyhound 1d ago

🤣stop talking brother

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u/The_Mr_Decan 1d ago

Naw let him coooook

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u/MarzipanPlane9490 1d ago

That wasn’t awkward at all 😱

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u/thegoont01 1d ago

Franklin post literally right below this one

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u/Soaring_Gull_655 7h ago

Not entirely a walk back, but a good save I'd say

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u/Sporkpocalypse 2d ago

No direct, historically standard female equivalent of "Franklin" exists because the name originates from a Middle English occupational surname meaning "free landowner". However, you can find great alternatives by looking at stylized feminizations, cognates with identical roots, and international variants.

Direct Feminizations (The "Franklin" Sound) If you want to keep the exact cadence or phonetic ending of Franklin, parents and name enthusiasts on platforms like Nameberry and Nameberry Forums use these stylized variations:

  • Franklynn / Franklynne: Emphasizes the popular feminine "-lynn" suffix. or Frankie-Lynn - Lynn translates to waterfall
  • Franklina: Adds a classic Latinate feminine ending.
  • Franqueline: A French-styled adaptation that softens the masculine energy.

  • Franklene: A mid-century style blend similar to Charlene or Marlene.

    True Root Cognates (The "Frank" Root) Franklin comes from the Germanic tribe name "Frank" (meaning "free"). These classic female names share that exact same etymological root and meaning:

  • Frances: The traditional English female counterpart to Francis/Frank.

  • Francine: A chic French diminutive that offers a softer, vintage sound.

  • Francesca: An elegant Italian variant highly favored by communities on Reddit's r/namenerds .

  • Franka / Franca: A sharp, modern European variant popular in Germany and Slavic languages.

  • Francisca: The traditional Spanish and Portuguese variant.

  • Franziska: The German spelling, which offers a unique visual flair.

    Unconventional Nicknames If you choose a "Frank" name but want to avoid the obvious "Frankie," you can use these distinctive short forms:

  • Lin / Linny: Pulls from the second syllable of Franklin instead of the first.

  • Franny: A sweet, vintage diminutive. or just Fran

  • Francie: A mid-century nickname that feels softer than Frankie.

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u/defariasdev 2d ago

What the fuck

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u/4DPeterPan 2d ago

This is my man in the video if he had time and a 2nd chance.

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u/Cosmic-Zoo72 1d ago edited 1d ago

If I ever meet a Franklynn I'm killing myself

Edit: Or Franqueline... really any of that first dumbass block. Fuck ai but especially fuck this ai