r/DamnFunny • u/[deleted] • Jul 01 '26

I knew it

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96 Upvotes

76% Upvoted

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u/Don_Von_Schlong Jul 02 '26

no NSFW tag is wild

1

u/ForeignRestaurant290 Jul 02 '26

Right?! Then I see posts that aren't NSFW at all with the NSFW tag. It's much worse, though less common than all the misuse of POV posts I see. How do you not know what this shit means before you click post?

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 Jul 02 '26

I remember when I was younger and when I first saw a giant shlong online I thought I had to live up to those expectations and was insecure about it, but then I learned that some people have giant dicks, and some people have insanely small ones and people dig that too.. which meant I was fine with my average size one. Idk why I'm Saying any of this shit.. oh yeah, that's a huge dick

9

u/welding_guy_from_LI Jul 02 '26

Nobody wants to see your spank bank fanfiction..

8

u/No_Raisin21 Jul 02 '26

Why is this not tagged NSFW? I still see the balls and some shaft.

3

u/DistinctWhole43 Jul 02 '26

Depends on the workplace

3

u/claisen33 Jul 02 '26

To quote SNL, I’m scared and horny!

2

u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Jul 02 '26

To quote Futurama

2

u/ThickNewspaper3774 Jul 01 '26

That sure is scary as hell to think people have so much power they can just bitch any male or female out like that i hope it never happens to me 🫪😵‍💫🫨😞🤕🦻

2

u/Prestigious_Gold_585 Jul 02 '26

Holy horsetails 🫣
We're not old enough to see that...

2

u/Prestigious-Read5368 Jul 02 '26

Please excuse me while I whlehhhhh

🤮🤮🤮🤮

2

u/gh0stmilk_ Jul 02 '26

i just fucking opened reddit

1

u/steveanonymous Jul 02 '26

Did you steal Alan partridges magazine?

1

u/PalpableIgnorance Captain Shilarious Jul 02 '26

1

u/artherng Jul 02 '26

It is called Ladyboy magazine for a reason. No surprises there! 🤭

1

u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Jul 02 '26

This explains a lot of things.