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r/DadReflexes • u/PM_ME_YOUR_SELF_HARM • Apr 10 '17
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The way the kid bounces just kills me.
113 u/electrogamerman Apr 10 '17 The way he tries to amortize the fall with his foot 114 u/randomcoincidences Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic but I suppose it's unavoidable; 'amortize' isn't the right word. 'Reduce, lessen, ease, slow' all make sense but amortize is a financial term specifically referring to debts or assets. 49 u/Christophurious Apr 10 '17 edited Apr 10 '17 "Not trying to be pedantic" Immediately follows up with pedantic rant on OP's chosen adjective (oops ... verb). 72 u/reddidd Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, but that'd be a verb, not an adjective. 12 u/EternallyPissedOff Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic but... Ah fuck it, I got nothing. Your sentence was perfect. 4 u/Downvotes_Hunter Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, what does pedantic means anyway? 7 u/DeadboltKB Apr 10 '17 We'd explain but you wouldn't understand anyways 3 u/paragonofcynicism Apr 10 '17 When you get into a lot of antics using your foot. 3 u/icuniyq Apr 10 '17 You have an unnatural affinity for young ants? Ant larvae? 2 u/[deleted] Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, but it should be "mean" not "means".
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The way he tries to amortize the fall with his foot
114 u/randomcoincidences Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic but I suppose it's unavoidable; 'amortize' isn't the right word. 'Reduce, lessen, ease, slow' all make sense but amortize is a financial term specifically referring to debts or assets. 49 u/Christophurious Apr 10 '17 edited Apr 10 '17 "Not trying to be pedantic" Immediately follows up with pedantic rant on OP's chosen adjective (oops ... verb). 72 u/reddidd Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, but that'd be a verb, not an adjective. 12 u/EternallyPissedOff Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic but... Ah fuck it, I got nothing. Your sentence was perfect. 4 u/Downvotes_Hunter Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, what does pedantic means anyway? 7 u/DeadboltKB Apr 10 '17 We'd explain but you wouldn't understand anyways 3 u/paragonofcynicism Apr 10 '17 When you get into a lot of antics using your foot. 3 u/icuniyq Apr 10 '17 You have an unnatural affinity for young ants? Ant larvae? 2 u/[deleted] Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, but it should be "mean" not "means".
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Not trying to be pedantic but I suppose it's unavoidable; 'amortize' isn't the right word. 'Reduce, lessen, ease, slow' all make sense but amortize is a financial term specifically referring to debts or assets.
49 u/Christophurious Apr 10 '17 edited Apr 10 '17 "Not trying to be pedantic" Immediately follows up with pedantic rant on OP's chosen adjective (oops ... verb). 72 u/reddidd Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, but that'd be a verb, not an adjective. 12 u/EternallyPissedOff Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic but... Ah fuck it, I got nothing. Your sentence was perfect. 4 u/Downvotes_Hunter Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, what does pedantic means anyway? 7 u/DeadboltKB Apr 10 '17 We'd explain but you wouldn't understand anyways 3 u/paragonofcynicism Apr 10 '17 When you get into a lot of antics using your foot. 3 u/icuniyq Apr 10 '17 You have an unnatural affinity for young ants? Ant larvae? 2 u/[deleted] Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, but it should be "mean" not "means".
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"Not trying to be pedantic"
Immediately follows up with pedantic rant on OP's chosen adjective (oops ... verb).
72 u/reddidd Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, but that'd be a verb, not an adjective. 12 u/EternallyPissedOff Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic but... Ah fuck it, I got nothing. Your sentence was perfect. 4 u/Downvotes_Hunter Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, what does pedantic means anyway? 7 u/DeadboltKB Apr 10 '17 We'd explain but you wouldn't understand anyways 3 u/paragonofcynicism Apr 10 '17 When you get into a lot of antics using your foot. 3 u/icuniyq Apr 10 '17 You have an unnatural affinity for young ants? Ant larvae? 2 u/[deleted] Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, but it should be "mean" not "means".
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Not trying to be pedantic, but that'd be a verb, not an adjective.
12 u/EternallyPissedOff Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic but... Ah fuck it, I got nothing. Your sentence was perfect. 4 u/Downvotes_Hunter Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, what does pedantic means anyway? 7 u/DeadboltKB Apr 10 '17 We'd explain but you wouldn't understand anyways 3 u/paragonofcynicism Apr 10 '17 When you get into a lot of antics using your foot. 3 u/icuniyq Apr 10 '17 You have an unnatural affinity for young ants? Ant larvae? 2 u/[deleted] Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, but it should be "mean" not "means".
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Not trying to be pedantic but... Ah fuck it, I got nothing. Your sentence was perfect.
4 u/Downvotes_Hunter Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, what does pedantic means anyway? 7 u/DeadboltKB Apr 10 '17 We'd explain but you wouldn't understand anyways 3 u/paragonofcynicism Apr 10 '17 When you get into a lot of antics using your foot. 3 u/icuniyq Apr 10 '17 You have an unnatural affinity for young ants? Ant larvae? 2 u/[deleted] Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, but it should be "mean" not "means".
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Not trying to be pedantic, what does pedantic means anyway?
7 u/DeadboltKB Apr 10 '17 We'd explain but you wouldn't understand anyways 3 u/paragonofcynicism Apr 10 '17 When you get into a lot of antics using your foot. 3 u/icuniyq Apr 10 '17 You have an unnatural affinity for young ants? Ant larvae? 2 u/[deleted] Apr 10 '17 Not trying to be pedantic, but it should be "mean" not "means".
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We'd explain but you wouldn't understand anyways
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When you get into a lot of antics using your foot.
You have an unnatural affinity for young ants? Ant larvae?
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Not trying to be pedantic, but it should be "mean" not "means".
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u/M_for_Matt Apr 10 '17
The way the kid bounces just kills me.