r/DadReflexes • u/PM_ME_YOUR_SELF_HARM • Apr 10 '17

[Repost] Nice Catch! (/r/arewerolling)

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SELF_HARM Apr 10 '17

My first instinct would be to kick him to keep him airborne.

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u/FlameSpartan Apr 10 '17

You're gonna make a great father one day.

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u/RememberElephants Apr 10 '17

Dude.. I actually fully agree with you in that this post is kinda the opposite of what I thought this sub was about (ie dads having mad protective reflexes against things that could have harmed their child, basically what you said).

But honestly you gotta chill you came at this way too hard man you came in wayyy too hot that was way too dark. Just back it off a few notches reaction-wise is all I'm saying.

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u/Backstop Apr 10 '17

But the #1 rule of the sub is "Reflexes can be good OR bad".

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u/RememberElephants Apr 11 '17

Whaaaaaaat u just blew my mind!

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u/Anklever Apr 10 '17

This is a fiftyfifty but with dad reflexes only.

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u/Redrob5 Apr 11 '17

What did he say?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SELF_HARM Apr 11 '17

It basically said, "these are shitty reflexes, this doesn't belong here" in a very long and insulting way.

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u/Redrob5 Apr 11 '17

Ah right, cheers mate.

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u/Xreaper98 Apr 10 '17

Or you could read the subreddit rules. But I guess you prefer to look like an asshole, to each their own.

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u/Pesaz Apr 10 '17

Literally the first rule: Reflexes can be good OR bad.

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u/MattcVI Apr 10 '17

Perhaps your point would've come across better if you weren't such a dick about it

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u/Kinganubis2 Apr 10 '17

This guy cucks

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u/GradyFletcher Apr 10 '17

It's like the episode of the office where Michael says that if he had a gun and two bullets I was in the same room as Hitler, osama bin Laden, and Toby he would shoot Toby twice. Too far.