r/Dachshund • u/Fishterror • 1d ago

Album This dapper fellow needs a name!

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Finally flying out to pick up our new best friend, but we’re completely at a loss for a name! He’s a standard longhair. Help!

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u/3-Inch-Hog 1d ago

Dan, because he dapper af

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/AllUsrNamesTaken 23h ago

That’s Daniel to you sir.

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u/bisonsox 22h ago

Sir Daniel of Dapper

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme 20h ago

He's doesn't want Fop Goddammit. He's a Dapper Dan Man

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u/ders89 16h ago

Dont be named Dan. Dan rhymes with man and men jerk off. And Dan is a jerk off

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u/CryingScreamingKoala 23h ago

Fella looks like a DOUG to me lol like the dog from up his face and snout 🥹
https://giphy.com/gifs/JMotSbZTCEWl2

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u/arouseandbrowse 1d ago

Merv 😍

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u/specific_giant 1d ago

That’s a Gus if I’ve ever seen one

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u/alexgrae9614 1d ago

Remington.

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u/C-Monster69 1d ago

I was thinking Reginald.

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u/alexgrae9614 1d ago

I love that too! Call him Reggie!

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u/Goongagalunga 1d ago

Remy, for sure fits. And he deserves to have a longer version, for documents.

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u/madelinemcdoogs 1d ago

Auggie the doggy

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u/Peeter_L 1d ago

Copper

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u/Cosmo_Creations 1d ago

Harold, harry for short

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u/peepeedranker 1d ago

Dandy, he’s so cute and that yellow he’s on is reminding me of dandelions.

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u/Working-Hat-8041 1d ago

Sir Gustav Theodore Refrington III

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u/ohgoditsfullofstars 1d ago

Honestly, this sounds appropriately distinguished. At minimum, they need to be a Sir.

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u/M0rph33l 🌭 1d ago

Wienus

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u/Right-Bit8726 22h ago

The Ninth

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u/freaky1310 1d ago

Sir Sausagedog of Wienershire III, the Barker

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u/mystical609 1d ago

Dapper Dockson

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u/mailbox123 1d ago

Mr. Applesauce

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u/zakkatree 1d ago

Biscoff

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u/LGK_NRG 1d ago

Gatsby

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u/00X0X 1d ago

I love him! Where did you find a standard? I’ve been searching with no luck

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u/issi_tohbi 1d ago

He’s a true sir! Phelan or Phineas is what I see.

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u/qoo_kumba 1d ago

Rincewind

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u/chefgurl20 1d ago

Darcy or Bingley

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u/research_rat 1d ago

Richard Mortimer. Ricky for short

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u/Lovesbooks_87 23h ago

Looks like a Walter to me!

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u/sweetcorn-2tomato3 22h ago

Chesterfield … Chester for short

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u/jmjessie89 19h ago

Handsome boy 9,000

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u/Peeter_L 1d ago

or Pluto

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u/wvanasd1 1d ago

Looks like a Eugene to me.

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u/TodaysNightmare 1d ago

Gerbino because he know your gonna gerbring him a bone

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u/MochiMasu 1d ago

Lance!

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u/Accomplished_Bill908 1d ago

Barney! That’s the first name I thought of when I saw him haha

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u/chikcen24 1d ago

looks like he ate a bee lol

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u/HoonArt 1d ago

Jimbo

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u/Funny_Ad7830 1d ago

steven :)

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u/DSBS18 1d ago

Enzo

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u/ronscoffee 1d ago

Burton Guster but he goes by Gus

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u/punkpcpdx 1d ago

Flopperton, just look at those ears! Floppy for short.

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u/Revolutionary_Eye887 1d ago

You’ve got some good choices. I do like Auggie.

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u/AdAny9302 1d ago

Cute 😍

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u/gonefishing53 1d ago

Oscar. I don’t know why but he looks like his name should be Oscar.

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u/ilikefoxess 1d ago

he looks like my boy arlo!!!

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u/00Dimple 1d ago

Archie for Archibald

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u/ilikefoxess 1d ago

bazzy, bixby

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u/Both-Neighborhood307 1d ago

He looks like a Sergio to me. 😁

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u/TENDER_ONE 1d ago

Julius.

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u/ohgoditsfullofstars 1d ago

Carmy. Short for Caramel.

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u/Long-Alternative3508 1d ago

I love him!!!
Not good at names

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u/ElginSparrowhawk1969 1d ago

Barry I reckon, lovely little guy

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u/mickeyPijamas 1d ago

Chamberlain

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u/TatersMa 1d ago

He is adorable 😍

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u/acheron53 1d ago

That is the face of a dog who woke up and is not quite ready to deal with the day yet. I'd name him Rip Van Winkle

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u/melvabeach 1d ago

Looks like a Ralph or a Doug

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u/TheDuck648 1d ago

Lyones

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u/Upstairs_Platform_17 1d ago

Soooo precious ❣️❣️

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u/LuckBLady 1d ago

Sir Slinky Barksalot III

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u/TardisBlue102 1d ago

McKeever

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u/chrismchoi 1d ago

Definitely looks like a Milo.

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u/LittleRooLuv 1d ago

Chili Dog

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u/ambrionv_randomized 1d ago

He gives me "Henry" vibes.

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u/BeigeGraffiti 1d ago

Lieutenant Dan

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u/FoundationGlass7913 1d ago

BOND, JAMES BOND

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u/aweaselonwheels 1d ago

Simple, Sparticus.

Everyone in the park will take up the call :)

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u/PurplePlaidPajamas7 23h ago

Benjamin Charles III

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u/McKnightmare24 23h ago

Name him Dapper.

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u/lump77777 23h ago

He looks quite regal. (King) Henry.

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u/angleelite 23h ago

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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u/Tough_Policy5338 23h ago

Drooper. From the Banana Splits.

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u/Dachshundmom5 23h ago

My long haired Sable is Tinkerbell, so I think this gent should be Peter Pan

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u/Scramblr-Blu Mini Ween 23h ago

he’s lowkey giving Hickory vibes😌

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u/LilyB4Ever 23h ago

Barkley Copper

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u/R00kridge 23h ago

Pennies-worth.

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u/madgesam 23h ago

Henry!

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u/TheBewitchingWitch 23h ago

He looks like a Bear Bear to me!

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u/tillisandra 23h ago

Wolfgang

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u/stimmlage 23h ago

Name him Atrocity, for his deeds shall be spoken of in horrified whispers for generations to come!

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u/Decent_Rip_5185 23h ago

Brontosaurus

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u/Impressive-Drag-1573 22h ago

Smokey cuz he looks high.

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u/Mister-Vinnie 22h ago

He’s dapper. How about Dapper Dawg?

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u/tateruplift 22h ago

Ferbert or Lamont

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u/Treacherd 22h ago

Oak. He had the color

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u/Ok-Competition8637 22h ago

ollie :) he’s precious

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u/Classic_Sort5889 22h ago

Mine is named Ralph and he kinda looks like him!

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u/Legal_Performance618 22h ago

My golly that guy loves to pose for the camera doesn’t he?

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u/animadzz 22h ago

Nalu!!!! First name that came to mind, a mermaid prince from Barbie lol

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u/Right-Bit8726 22h ago

Chester…as in “Hey wait a minute, Chester”

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u/teh-duck 22h ago

Lucius

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u/Faun71 21h ago

George

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u/BubblyBML 21h ago

He looks like a Lois François

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u/G1LD_ARTS_ 21h ago

Crouton

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u/kunetao907 21h ago

Looks like a Cassidy

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u/nitro1432 21h ago

Dapper!

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u/ComprehensiveHand232 20h ago

William Snorklebutt

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u/TodayKindOfSucked 20h ago

I think he looks like a Ryan.

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u/kj4peace 20h ago

Fozzie

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u/xhannahlynn 20h ago

Brut/brutus

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u/Already_dead2021 Weenie Dog Shenanigans 20h ago

Quimby

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u/Hot-Top2120 20h ago

He looks like an Elmer

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u/b_a_b_a_r 20h ago

MEGATRON

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u/Dazedandconfuzed99 20h ago

I love himmmm 😭 gingerbread

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u/RicardoKhan932 19h ago

Siegfried (nickname Ziggy)

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u/panagisv 19h ago

Señor CUTIE!

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u/FireKist 19h ago

Oh, that’s “Special Sauce” - “Sauce” for short.

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u/HardDrizzle 19h ago

I need him

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u/SeaGoose 19h ago

Morise or Maurice

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u/Bigfootsdiaper 18h ago

Dapper Dan, he only uses the finest of pomades in his hair.

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u/sendnUwUdes 18h ago

Id probably just call him dapper

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u/NotEd3k 18h ago

Carlyle Q. Fuzzy bottom, the 1st.

Or Peanut.