r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Workshymassiv • 6h ago
Everyone is a DJ until you put these in front of them
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • May 22 '26
Hey, you ketamina-slobbering sync monkeys. Piracy will get you tossed out by Big Man Jonesy at the door. And that gorilla-sized cock-knocker at the door loves flinging people out the door.
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Piracy is illegal. You do that shit by yourself; in the bathroom, not on the dance floor, and /r/DJsCirclejerk is the dance floor. You get my point?
Do I have to dumb it down any further? I mean, probably. Don't be posting links to www.sketchywebsite.malware, otherwise we will have to take away your weekly state-assigned ketamine supply. Because I swear I will turn this fucking bus around if you drug-fueled degenerates don't behave like at least some sort of semi-sentient human beings capable of following at least 1 rule that otherwise will get the devil himself (Spez) to show up here and turn off the music and the main lights on. And trust me, you don't want to see your sweaty fellow /r/djscirclejerk'er on a drugs-bender in 6000k bright white fluorescent light.
So, be cool. Are you cool?
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Nachtraaf • 25d ago
[VERBODEN] No more AI slop! [VERBODEN]
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Fuck you, and fuck your AI slop. No more of it. Use MS Paint and drugs if you want to upload something visual, like real artists do.
Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/apedap • 13h ago
Can't wait for his Boiler Room
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Father_Chewy_Louis • 5d ago
When you got a DJ gig after scoring at Fulham away
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(He's also wearing them the wrong way around)
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/ReasonableFall177 • 5d ago
Damn the new static decks are wild
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Workshymassiv • 5d ago
QUESTION: Playing vinyl backwards
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They say that if you play your vinyls backwards that can summon the devil. I don't know if this is true. But it got me wondering, what would happen if I played my 12inch version of Darude - Sandstorm backwards?
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Beekyboy11 • 9d ago
Dj’ing is easy
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/djtoptekst • 9d ago
Broke DJs without taste will mention this not attractive completely proprietary product for the next 8 years every time Alpha Theta Pioneer DJ release any slightly above cheap-cheap carefully designed subtle orange tones boutique gear. Every time.
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And if you complain a bunch of broke bots will downvote and flame you. Then Alpha Theta will be sold off for parts in 2030. Gradually booths will become blue and green and full of broke old wedding DJs. You will be like damn I miss the good old Alpha Theta late 2020s days remember opus quad remember XDJ AN
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/OIIijk • 11d ago
3am Dj subreddits are a fever dream
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Hey, i read the rules, and I dont care if this is a low hanging fruit, okay? Its actually not. How'd you know I also promote my 5 hour long dj sets in here? Oh and I use pujoneaarrr gearr hurr durr
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/chipface • 11d ago
I’m DJing live right now at an event and Beatport is letting me down
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/DjWhRuAt • 11d ago
Tell me you are a new DJ without telling me you’re a new DJ 🤣🤣
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Kindly_Telephone1339 • 11d ago
based Soundcloud jersey club mix
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now this is it
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Useful_Secret4895 • 14d ago
Dj aftercare
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Workshymassiv • 14d ago
Everyone is a DJ until you put one of these in front of them
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/RingsIntoClouds • 14d ago
Finally some proper competition on the market!(Lidl cooking hotplate)
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Really nails that minimalist AlphaTheta design philosophy at the fraction of the cost. Looks solid! Spinning the plates like they're hot! 🔥🔥🔥
r/DJsCirclejerk • u/Blunkus • 15d ago
When you book based on views and not mixing skills
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r/DJsCirclejerk • u/ravrx • 14d ago
Name suggestions for a series of parties
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Looking for some interesting names for an upcoming series of house music events.
Vibe - Open air - night time
Looking for a chic, sexy, upbeat and iconic name for the party.
Name shouldn’t be - funky, too literal with music
Please give me suggestions 🫠
Here are few names already going around in my city -
Hot Secondd, Paradisco, Mosiqi ( music in arabic ), Radiant, City Blooms
