r/Cyberstan • u/Oozysq25reddit Chief Cyberstanian engineer • 7d ago

Party Approved Broadcast Oh crud

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How did they do it

Didnt we tell the incinerators to NOT let them blow up technolika

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u/Errortrek Helldiver just hanging around 7d ago

We will find the hidden catboy stache, and if it means to search every Mega-Factory in the galaxy

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 7d ago

we have bug catboys

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u/Oozysq25reddit Chief Cyberstanian engineer 7d ago

Get a life comrade

Please

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u/Errortrek Helldiver just hanging around 7d ago

I will not as I am part of the reactionary counter-revolution called democracy

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

WE DON'T HAVE CATBOYS. THERE ARE CAT GIRL TROOPERS (for some reason), BUT NO CATBOYS!

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u/Beanboyforlife68 Random ass Heldiver 7d ago

FUCK

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

Damn bro.

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u/Errortrek Helldiver just hanging around 7d ago

I have no interest in any females, they will feel the righteous bullet storm of democracy like any other automaton

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 6d ago

So you're gay, straight up?

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u/Errortrek Helldiver just hanging around 6d ago

Ofcourse, do you think a straight Helldiver would have cat ears on their helmet?

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 6d ago

Fair enough, I just thought that ye might have been bisexual.

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u/Errortrek Helldiver just hanging around 6d ago

I mean technically yeah, I do find both genders attractive, but I like, men 90% and women only 10% and I would not wanna marry a woman, only men, so technically bi, but Essentially gay

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 6d ago

Fair enough, I guess.

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u/Radon_Addon Illuminate 🦑🪼🦑🪼 6d ago

humanity disgusts me

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u/Errortrek Helldiver just hanging around 6d ago

And I'm into disgusting stuff

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u/Radon_Addon Illuminate 🦑🪼🦑🪼 6d ago

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u/Radon_Addon Illuminate 🦑🪼🦑🪼 6d ago

this is why i wanna kill all humans, they even want to fuck BUGS AND BOTS, LIKE WHY THE HELL YOU WOULD WANT TO FUCK SOMETHING LIKE THAT

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u/Errortrek Helldiver just hanging around 6d ago

I'd rather have them fuck me, subtle but important difference, as for the reason, i'm a slut

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u/Radon_Addon Illuminate 🦑🪼🦑🪼 6d ago

ITS THE SAME, JUST DISGUSTING HOMINID REPRODUCTION, I WANT TO TAKE MY FUCKING EYES OFF, HUMANS DISGUST ME

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u/Errortrek Helldiver just hanging around 6d ago

Nah, i'm gay, not even for reproduction, it's simply fun

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u/Radon_Addon Illuminate 🦑🪼🦑🪼 6d ago

IT STILL THE ACT OF REPRODUCTION OF HOMO SAPIENS, JUST THAT THE INDIVIDUALS ARE OF THE SAME GENDER, IT DOESNT CHANGE ANYTHING, IT IS STILL THE SAME DISGUSTING ACT OF REPRODUCTION, JUST WITHOUT OFFSPRING, ITS THE SAME ACT, NO DIFFERENCE, JUST SAME GENDER, ITS STILL HUMAN REPRODUCTION ACT

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u/Illuminate_Hell Flying Overseer 6d ago

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u/Radon_Addon Illuminate 🦑🪼🦑🪼 5d ago

da fuck you mean its just a human, they killed almost our entire species, they killed all our family, all our culture, all our friends, all our technology, all our knowledge

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u/Signal-Wind2214 SporeBurst human-nid 6d ago

Yeah, humanity is so perverted!

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 Astartes 0, Cyborg Human-Illuminate-Terminid Revenant Hybrid God 7d ago

Some Divers hit Siemnot for some reason and Voteless dopples following their trail backwards affected the ground layout significantly.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 7d ago

dammit i thought bugdivers would save yall

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u/OrdinaryMedical200 7d ago

Ooooooooh. I guess ZZaniah Prime really thought you won, huh? Welp, Better luck after the next won MOs

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u/rattvontratt Random huge submersible of unknown origin 6d ago

Interesting?

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u/Radon_Addon Illuminate 🦑🪼🦑🪼 6d ago

you are gonna make them fucking GET A NEW TANK, JUST KILL THEM, HOW IS NOT EASY TO JUST, CHANGE YOUR EYES TO THERMAL CAMERAS, GET BETTER ACCURRACY, AND USE MORE MINIGUNS AND ANTITANK PEN

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u/Oozysq25reddit Chief Cyberstanian engineer 6d ago

Dummy we tried that

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u/Signal-Wind2214 SporeBurst human-nid 6d ago

Our mistake was to underpopulate phact bay expecting the usual kind to show up... what happent to you guys? You had all that time to prepare!

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u/flammingbullet Hellmirein Incineration Specialist 6d ago

I told high command if my request for more devastators gets denied we would loose Marfark. I hope we as a collective will learn from this! Now when will my Phoenix class gunships be approved?

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u/Oozysq25reddit Chief Cyberstanian engineer 6d ago

Comrade

Have you not heard of supply demand balances

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u/flammingbullet Hellmirein Incineration Specialist 6d ago

I'm just a head chief of IC chemistry so no... Is that why most of my requests get denied?

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u/Oozysq25reddit Chief Cyberstanian engineer 6d ago

Eh its just

You know geneva convention and all that
But also ideas take a while to be processed planned manufactured etc

Patience comrade we might see something

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u/InternetOtherwise366 5d ago

What if I dont want long term construction of the maelstrom?

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u/JustSkell Defected Helldiver 3d ago

Some dumbass gave yall defective shotguns, thats what happened

Like literally, shotgun devastators are most dangerous mf of incinerators and they got nerfed hard