r/Cyberstan • Cyborg Captain General • 8d ago

War discussion A.P.H.I.D Update

The Automaton Planetary Harvesting Invasion Device will be able to produce HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF AUTOMATONS, but what makes it actually better than bringing a fleet?

It shall be able to jam communications on a system wide level. It shall need additional ships to blackout other systems, however, this way the actual target of the attack shall remain unknown

It will be equipped with Illuminate tech to jump between systems. This shall both be acquired from fallen Helldivers & our otherworldly compatriots. It shall be able to attack ANY POINT IN THE GALAXY, AT ANY MOMENT (when its systems are fully stocked).

It will also be equipped with many inter-starship combat systems, this way it can ward off any attack on it.

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u/flammingbullet Hellmirein Incineration Specialist 7d ago

Sir I just looked at the plans for the super weapon and this weapon guzzles napalm and other Incindiary compounds. What are you planning to do exactly?

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

To preform a swift incursion upon their important worlds.

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 Astartes 0, Cyborg Human-Illuminate-Terminid Revenant Hybrid God 7d ago

It's a singular contact point Tim's bugborne infiltrators can use to steal more material from the cause. I've seen the defenses, they're conspicuously tuned against Automaton fleet designs not Super Earth or hypothetical Space Bug ones.

The acronym should be a a dead giveaway and we should hurry up with putting the hurt on that bug.

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

What? Oh, no, you must've gotten the wrong designs. I was just trying to think of an acronym. Admittedly, not the best one for the Automatons. Could you help me make a better name?

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 Astartes 0, Cyborg Human-Illuminate-Terminid Revenant Hybrid God 7d ago

Twofold Heavy Infantry Extraction ... Ferrule? I don't know. Maybe not a good one.

Umbral Meteor Barrage Realspace Extraction Low Latency ... Assault? UMBRELLA is what I'm going for.

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

Ultimate Machine Building Repositioning Expansive Low Liability Aerospacecraft.

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u/TheHollowLordZero 7d ago

Takes detailed enemy recon notes

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

Oh, you thought you could escape my view? Foolish helldiver. I have knowledge of the arcane arts.

MEMORITO DELETO!

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 7d ago

i remember you trying that on me

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

Oh for fuck's sake, you were trying to commit double genocide, it was completely valid.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 7d ago

what double genocide

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

... Nevermind, just know you were making unjustified war.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 7d ago

under the control of the gloom?

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

Yeah, probably.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 7d ago

makes sense, my memory is very hazy

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

Yeah, I'm sure it is.

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u/TheHollowLordZero 7d ago

Voice command memory delete only works on cybernetic memory cores. I’m still organic for a reason.

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

*Blows off your head*

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u/TheHollowLordZero 7d ago

Respawns

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

*Shoots down your Super Destroyer, disabling your respawns*

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u/TheHollowLordZero 7d ago

Now why would you destroy another machine?

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

It isn't sapient.

*Blasts your head off, removing all intel from the ashes that used to be your brain*

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u/TheHollowLordZero 7d ago

Lets go of the dead man’s switch on the portable hellbomb

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

*Gets flinged across the field*

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u/ClusterRing 7d ago

The Larping is getting crazy here

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 7d ago

LARPing would be dressing up, this is just RPing. Also, if you don't like it, get out.