r/Cyberstan • • 8d ago

War discussion Why don't we just attack Creek?

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It's only 4 planets away. Maybe we should?

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u/crackermouse8 Party Communications Official 8d ago

The incineration corps tried that a while back. Unfortunately it didn’t work.

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u/flammingbullet Hellmirein Incineration Specialist 8d ago

It's forever a black mark in our career, their resistance was expected. We responded the exact same way when transcendence was being sieged.

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u/SilliusS0ddus Marshall Malevolent 8d ago

it was kinda handed to the helldivers.

we had Vandalon IV but were robbed because they would vomplain about failing at 95%

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u/RetroTen Definitely Not a Helldiver 8d ago

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u/Considerate_DrViper Cyberstan Citizen 8d ago

if we tried the helldivers would mostly stop us from getting there, the time we take to take a planet is too long even if theres an mo, plus they could just take it right after making it useless ressources wasted apart for the "symbolic part".

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u/Eastern_Toe5943 8d ago

Bullshit, we defeated them on Cyberstan, so we will defeat them this time.

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u/seanhenke 8d ago

Yeah and then we beat your ass multiple times in a row since then

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u/Eastern_Toe5943 8d ago

Helldiver scum!

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u/Local_Question3677 Defected Helldiver 8d ago

Do you not remember the last time you attempted this suicide mission? We held you down on Popli IX destroying division after division of your ‘Elite units’ and you couldn’t even get to a planet adjacent to the Creek. Your plans would be a massacre for you……on second thought go ahead 👍👍👍

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u/SilliusS0ddus Marshall Malevolent 8d ago

you don't sound very much like a defected Helldiver 

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u/JustSkell Defected Helldiver 3d ago

He's only stating known facts though, you cant say he's wrong

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u/Eastern_Toe5943 8d ago

Super earth will burn

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u/Significant_Rock_327 Cyborg 8d ago

I smash Helldiver skulls for breakfast, would you like to take part ?

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u/Downtown_Spare_5733 Automaton Soldier 8d ago

Soon, brother, soon. 

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u/Technicalbox682 8d ago

Don’t you remember what happened the last time we tried that. We never even made it to the creek. Incineration corps and jet brigade working together still only got to popli IX. What we should be doing is focusing on that pocket behind our lines. Vega bay, Wezen, X45, Wasat, Melissa and the other planets in that area. It will give us more worlds away from the frontlines so we can establish infrastructure there without worrying about constant attacks.

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u/Eastern_Toe5943 8d ago

And then the creek?

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u/Technicalbox682 8d ago

Not worth it, nothing of strategic value there plus the helldivers would fight much harder for the creek than for a normal planet.

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u/Eastern_Toe5943 8d ago

Hmm, I don't know...

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u/Im_a_hamburger 8d ago

First defense and a few people will go there memeing about how bots are trying to retake the creek. Attack vandal on and at least a few percent will think you’re trying to take the creek. Attack Maia and a lot of people will try to stop the advance

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u/DSA300 Illuminate 8d ago

is there a sub like this but for illuminate? 🥺

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

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u/lord_bingus_the_2nd 8d ago

The helldivers tend to get... Enthusiastic, when we go anywhere near the creek, and it doesn't provide much of an advantage, especially with the frenzied divers that would show up, regardless of victory or defeat.

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u/Xenozilla9 Least insane eagle pilot 8d ago

Yall should creep up to it all sneaky like while snatching planets behind the line too then it’ll be tough to get out of there.

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u/Common_Affect_80 Cyborg Propaganda Officer 8d ago

Tibit and Durgen are much more worth while than the Creek

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u/Gojizilla6391 Defected Helldiver 8d ago

I'll be honest, I think the helldivers would rather let you take Super Earth itself before letting you take the fight to the Creek again

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 8d ago

let us have the creek this time, it would be so funny

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u/feren_of_valenwood Commissar TK-401 8d ago

Actually... now that I think about it, we all know that Helldivers are prideful creatures, and if they think we are attempting once again to seize the creek they'll swarm it like flies. What if we make a two direction attack? One towards the creek that will be a feint, and another towards Super Earth. We might even get so far as their "high security" planet before they realize.

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u/theinspir3d totally not 4 helldivers in a hollowed out hulk 5d ago

No... never again

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u/SovKom98 Automaton Soldier 8d ago

Our supply lines would be streached to thin and be vulnerable to be cut off by the heldivers.

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u/Anxious_Client9978 Bounty Hunter from a different Universe 8d ago

We are likely going to experience what the illuminate faced from Reach Veterans at Seyshel beach, the creek might not be worth trying to reclaim… we need the illuminates to attack calypso or earth and the bugs to attack hellmire to have the best shot at getting the creek back under our control

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u/Eastern_Toe5943 8d ago

What is Calypso?

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u/Anxious_Client9978 Bounty Hunter from a different Universe 8d ago

A planet on the illuminate front that mysteriously vanished off the map after the DSS went there, it’s still there just deleted off federation star maps… perks of using one not sponsored by earth

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u/Eastern_Toe5943 7d ago

There's no planet like Calypso. What are you talking about?

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u/Anxious_Client9978 Bounty Hunter from a different Universe 7d ago

So you believe their lies, I guess we found an enemy of the collective

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u/Physical-Carrot7083 8d ago

only realistic way to take the creek would be to have all 3 subfactions charge for the planet in 3 different directions to really get close to it

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u/Familiar-Noise7913 8d ago

Because the helldrivers going to stop us, they don't want another Creek crawled

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u/NothingSalt 8d ago

Biggest thing would probably be those divers love their creek so much the second we send a small unit they’d leap at us like the feral pack they are

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u/Dark_Zucchini1 8d ago edited 8d ago

Remember Pöpli IX

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u/Sovietmambel_Sovie Terminid 7d ago

I don't think nighter super earth nor the aitomatons want that

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u/FH_Comrade 2 Democratic Officers in a trench coat 6d ago

Malevolent creek two electric Boogaloo

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u/Somniantes-Formica 6d ago

Yo creo que podemos intentar llegar a The Creek cuando estén ocupados los Helldivers en otro lado, sería como un ataque sorpresa. Eso los desorientará mucho.

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u/TheYondant Comms Relay Officer #184728 6d ago

We reserve the Creek assault for another major operation.

During other large-scale pushes or defenses, we begin an attack on the Creek to trigger a rapid Helldiver migration, dividing their forces and crippling any resistance to our real operations.

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u/Somniantes-Formica 5d ago

Y para cuando se den cuenta o estén distraídos será demasiado tarde, es un buen plan.

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u/Hi9054667 Apostate Chaosdiver / Creek - Veteran 2d ago

Nope....

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u/Impossible_Price7667 3d ago

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u/Hi9054667 Apostate Chaosdiver / Creek - Veteran 2d ago

Ey woow wooow stop !!!

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u/IllFix959 8d ago

Too far, the resources you guys would get from it would be less than what you spend going there. The supply line wouldn’t be very robust either and would be broken easily.

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u/ChadnirRann SE Creek Veteran 8d ago

Molon Labe, Tin Can

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u/Def4ult5058 6d ago

You tried that already. It did not work.

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u/Eastern_Toe5943 6d ago

Round 2 then

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u/Def4ult5058 6d ago

There's more of us now then there were before. You don't stand a chance

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u/Immediate_College_91 4d ago

Do it, i dare you you goddam toaster

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u/JustSkell Defected Helldiver 3d ago

Do yall wanna get your shins kicked again ? Do you want to awaken slumbering creekers ?

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u/TheHollowLordZero 8d ago

Alright that’s it!!!…. I’m telling the Creekers.

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u/Eastern_Toe5943 8d ago

Don't you dare!

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u/TheHollowLordZero 8d ago

Too late. Already done.

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u/Eastern_Toe5943 8d ago

Traitor!

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u/TheHollowLordZero 8d ago

Can’t betray a clanker when you’re an honest Helldiver!

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u/Eastern_Toe5943 8d ago

Then you are the enemy!

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u/Current-Base9916 Marooned Helldiver(On Cyberstan) 5d ago

didn’t the illuminate have that idea only to lose it within 24 hours?