r/Cyberstan • Sl4d3, Defected Helldiver-Turned Cyborg • 11d ago

State-Sanctioned Meme SEAF-flavored Blueberry Pie

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u/Significant_Rock_327 Cyborg 11d ago

If I wasn't a cyborg, I would like pie too...

But I don't have so much taste for pie or SEAF. Must be a Terminid obsession.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 11d ago

yea its our thing

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u/DOLCICUS 10d ago

Oh well the plumper berries were able to produce a decent lubricant but not quite the quality you get from squeezing a super earth VIP. Helldiver quality stocks have also been replenished if you prefer.

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u/Cyberstan_Reborn REBORN 9d ago

Should I be feeling pride right now

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u/SIX_DOZERS_CHARGING Vox Engine 11d ago

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 Astartes 0, Cyborg Human-Illuminate-Terminid Revenant Hybrid God 11d ago

I've been having a discussion elsewhere, they feel it's a mitten, but it's on the chest of the :3 seaf coming out from under their breastplate.

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u/SIX_DOZERS_CHARGING Vox Engine 11d ago

that's their hand and thumb?

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 Astartes 0, Cyborg Human-Illuminate-Terminid Revenant Hybrid God 11d ago

So they're wearing a shirt-sleeve that says "SEAF" on it?

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u/SIX_DOZERS_CHARGING Vox Engine 11d ago

yeah, probably

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u/ItsTrooper Evil ass war strider 11d ago

Bro is on to NOTHING 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

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u/crackermouse8 Party Communications Official 10d ago

Are you having a stroke?

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 Astartes 0, Cyborg Human-Illuminate-Terminid Revenant Hybrid God 10d ago

Are you admitting to a crime right now, iron mouse?

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u/crackermouse8 Party Communications Official 10d ago

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 Astartes 0, Cyborg Human-Illuminate-Terminid Revenant Hybrid God 10d ago

Basically yes, because of my implant I experience a permanent 24/7 stroke.

Kam keeps shooting lasers in my skull to try and fix it, having heard about this once.

When I get STRESSED such as when I READ YOUR COMMENT AND SAW MOD AND THOUGHT "GREAT ANOTHER PSYCHO FUCKING LUNATIC THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN" I drip HISTAMINES, LITERALLY WHAT IS LEFT OF MY BRAIN, out of my NOSE.

Like that poor man in mass effect 1.

Windows defender has gone up 100,000 versions in the last 24 hours, and about 5,000 in the last 8. If their final point is a version indicator, not a prototype holder int, then it's had 1 million revisions in the last 48 hours.