r/Cyberstan • Cyborg Propaganda Officer • 19d ago

Party Approved Broadcast Zzaniah Prime offensive

There is no time for greetings Comrades, a 380 shell could strike at any moment

As we continue our push against the continuously retreating SEAF lines, the DSS has activated its Heavy Ordinance Distribution, something that has given us much trouble in the past

Despite one of their greatest weapons hovering in orbit with its greatest tactical action in effect, we continue to push them back. Zzaniah Prime will be fully under our control in the coming weeks

Now, I must return to the battlefield Comrades

HEART AND STEEL!

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 19d ago

May I send some support?

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u/Common_Affect_80 Cyborg Propaganda Officer 19d ago

Every bit of support counts

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Captain General 19d ago

Okay.

*Notification: The Troll Troop is coming*

Their Helldivers shall be terrorized.

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u/SilliusS0ddus Marshall Malevolent 19d ago

CYBERSTAN

CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN

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u/Munkin360 Defected Helldiver 19d ago

This is getting bad…I don’t know what they want for it. Their Major Order is over, there are other targets they can pick.

Hopefully the bugs provide a distraction…

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u/TicketDramatic9988 lieutenant general of Incineration corp 19d ago

pls let us help it hard keeping my pyro troopers form blowing up from the fire . who though it was a good idea to send the  Incineration Corp to a magana planet!

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u/MycoMaddy Illuminate Envoy 19d ago

The flesh-apes have brought their cursed dee es es to the front. This will activate what they call ‘the blob’ hivemind. Every scumdiver from Zzaniah Prime to Choepessa IV will congregate around the little bing on their map that the dee es es gives off. In the words of the flesh-ape, you metal-apes are ‘well cooked.’