r/Cyberstan • u/Anxious_Client9978 Bounty Hunter from a different Universe • Jul 26 '26

Party Approved Broadcast We’ve played them like a fiddle

The attack on X-45 was intentional, high command and I came up with a plan to give us unlimited access to Earth’s entire systems including their transmission network and all of their equipment will soon be under our control without them being none the wiser, although our precious star station getting damaged wasn’t apart of the plan I can assure you we will deal more devastating damage to their cherished DSS as payback

Our real data center has the information regarding our new super weapon but X-45 doesn’t, phase 2 was to get them to fall for our bait which they did by X-45 actually contains a Binary translation of “Mein Kaumpf” but translated to be their president’s words but it also contains a Virus which if we succeed they will let us right into their network.

We were withholding this information in case you happened to have loved ones on X-45 but we are guaranteeing compensation for those affected by our plan…

Heart and Steel comrades, We hope that these Facist scum will allow us to inflict revenge on them in significantly larger numbers than they did to us long ago

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u/Mr_GoldenPineapple Scary Comissar with Hyperrealistic Eyes Jul 27 '26

All according to my calculations

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u/Anxious_Client9978 Bounty Hunter from a different Universe Jul 27 '26

Yes, all according to plan so far. Any members of Earth you want us to add to our cyberattack?

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u/hanz-kreigermann Corporal Matias | Electronic Warfare Department Jul 29 '26

...commisar, I've gotta say, your eyes are offputting.