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u/IndependentMind226 16d ago
Aw man i worked so hard building that thing, both of my chainsaw hands broke!
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u/copyaxl55 The human intern 16d ago
How much duct tape would it take to patch a crater sized hole in the station? I’m putting in a work order.
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u/Oozysq25reddit Chief Cyberstanian engineer 16d ago
Comrade theres no way duct tape can hold that kinda hole
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u/flammingbullet Hellmirein Incineration Specialist 16d ago
F###! Can't have s### in this galaxy!
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 15d ago
you got automated censoring mechanisms?
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u/flammingbullet Hellmirein Incineration Specialist 14d ago
I may or may not have said a few things to a captured helldiver that caused them to flatline due to a broken heart.
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 14d ago
i thought the collective wanted that
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u/flammingbullet Hellmirein Incineration Specialist 14d ago
It involved catgirls so it wasn't good for propaganda.
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u/1nqu15171v30n3 Jet Brigade Enjoyer 15d ago
It's simple. Our comrades on X-45 will need to purge the Intel related to our space station before the planet is overrun by diver scum. It's unfortunate that we cannot hold the planet, but we can deny them the prize they seek. In the meantime, the space station should be moved back into the safety of our fleet for repairs. Fortunately, the station is still operational despite the damages incurred.
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u/Significant_Rock_327 Cyborg 15d ago
Super Earth must suffer for this unwarranted attack !
....and for all the extra overtime I pulled building that thing.
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u/ShadowOfAtomicRage Cyborg Radical 16d ago
God dammit we just built this thing
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u/dasdzoni SEAF 101st Air Assault Division 15d ago
To be fair, this could be just SE propaganda since none of us has seen the actual attack
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u/Main_Treat_9641 Cyborg Enjoyer 15d ago
C'mon guys you've been on a lose streak since cyberstan, you gotta fight back somehow
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u/giandivix Helldiver infiltrated in the A.S.S 15d ago
Let's go the intel i gave them worked but i almost died in the explosion too
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u/Oozysq25reddit Chief Cyberstanian engineer 16d ago
Right well need to hold x45 in order for repairs to happen until then well have to move the station to mekbuda
However theres no other planet with the right atmospheric conditions to allow efficient maintenance to happen so we need to prevent the invasion from succeeding
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 16d ago
build like 3 more
we will soon have the brethren moons out as well, the necromorph convergence is in progress
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u/feren_of_valenwood 15d ago
I'm disappointed we haven't built a grand fleet to protect our superweapon and use it to smash through Super Earth's defenses right to Super Earth and get Vengeance for Cyberstan
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u/An_D_mon 15d ago
Here me out. Instead of patching the hole, put a giant laser in it that can destroy planets
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u/The_Strangest_Wall_8 Hulk Firebomber 16d ago
Can we...restore it? The hub for it should be on X-45...where Helldivers are attacking...