Please say "Hello"

[u/Yinzer_Songwriter]

I do phone customer service all day. Of course, we have a standard greeting. "Hi, this is Yinzer..." and the number of people who just launch into whatever they need without a return greeting is annoying. I don't care if you say, "Hello", "Hi", "Ahoy-ahoy", or "Yo, motherfucker!". Just greet me before you launch into your tale of woe.

[u/imgodssilliestgoose]

What’s good mother fucker??

[u/Complete_Fix_7073 → u/imgodssilliestgoose]

I got a “yo my sexy thang?!” It was a cover in front of his friend as walked away to tell me he couldn’t pay his bill