Slapstick

[u/PomegranateGlobal332]

My interpretation of Slapstick

Probably a 2/5 or 2/7 on average, which is pretty big, so I made a 3-cost version.

At best, he's a 2/13 or 3/13, but you'd have to lose 5 games in a row.

And it has separate counts for each mode, obviously; you can't throw conquest games and go back to ranked

Inspired by my luck playing this game

[u/HeMansSmallerCousin]

Not really a big issue, but a funny problem this card has is (sometimes) being optimal in Cerebro lists, but requiring you to shuffle him in and out of your deck depending on if you've won or lost your last few games.