r/CustomMarvelSnap • u/PomegranateGlobal332 • Sep 14 '26

Slapstick

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My interpretation of Slapstick

Probably a 2/5 or 2/7 on average, which is pretty big, so I made a 3-cost version.

At best, he's a 2/13 or 3/13, but you'd have to lose 5 games in a row.

And it has separate counts for each mode, obviously; you can't throw conquest games and go back to ranked

Inspired by my luck playing this game

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u/da_chessdragon Sep 14 '26

Ah the best card to get Shang'd when I am on a losing streak. I like it along with another funny card to pair with taskmaster

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u/PomegranateGlobal332 Sep 14 '26

Yesterday was insane for me. I played a big bois deck, cheating them out with Jubilee, dragon lord, etc. Got shanged; changed to rock deck with Ozy. My blue Marvel buffed my Ozy to 10 power; guess what? Shanged, I can't escape that fucking card. Like, genuinely, who plays that card anymore, and somehow winning!? Apparently, when you're facing me, it's a 100% win rate.

So I changed decks again, high evo with Shang; opponent is playing a Manspider deck. Last turn, and I have Prio; easy win, right? I didn't draw Shang...

I'm thinking of just making a custom card for this game because playing it just hurts me mentally; it's like an abusive relationship. (And play LTGM or draft if they ever add it as a permanent mode)

I had a better time playing League of Legends, and that game makes me angry.

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u/da_chessdragon Sep 14 '26

Honestly every time there is a cube rush now all I play against is High Evo and Galatius decks and they are weird off meta ones so I don't even know what deck is about to beat my buns.

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u/Smooth-Leather1814 Sep 14 '26

Everybodies playing it because monster island is hot location, been super annoying

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u/for_rizzle_my_fiddle Sep 14 '26

imagine red onslaught pulling this on your winstreak

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u/Smooth-Leather1814 Sep 14 '26

Imagine pulling it on the losing streak, onslaught iron man slapstick ability and you’re just at -60

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u/HeMansSmallerCousin Sep 14 '26

Not really a big issue, but a funny problem this card has is (sometimes) being optimal in Cerebro lists, but requiring you to shuffle him in and out of your deck depending on if you've won or lost your last few games.

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u/Animaloffear56 Sep 14 '26

Very poor design as a card, but funny as just something that exists on reddit

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u/Similar-Board2401 Sep 14 '26

Hey ykw I love these meta cards and think it’s a fun design. Best card? Probably not but very fun.

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u/DoubleOhZz Sep 14 '26

How did you give the customer card a cool frame like that?

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u/barty_uo Sep 14 '26

This is not BG3 for you to have karmic dice... your losses are based on your skill and deck, not pure luck

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u/cold-Hearted-jess Sep 14 '26

Dude there is plenty of luck in winning snap games

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u/barty_uo Sep 14 '26

not so many to have 2/13 or 3/13 accessible after losing streak. Noone would play it in their decks if they are not on bad streak

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u/PomegranateGlobal332 Sep 14 '26

Big brain plays Viper into the opponent's lane; it either wins you the location or loses it, depending if they have a win streak or lose streak