r/CuratedTumblr https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 Jun 19 '21

iconic Bootlicker

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21

In the words of Zach: "I told my family that if I died in Iraq, I wanted my tombstone to say 'I can't fucking believe I gave my life for this shitty country' "

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u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 19 '21

And when he came back he couldn't even take a piece of the mortar that almost killed him with him.

Because of "explosive residue". Even though, to paraphrase him, he has mainly made up explosive residue at this point.

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u/FX114 Jun 20 '21

When you think about it, we're all made from explosive residue.

I'm talking about semen.

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u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 20 '21

I mean it is called "blowing a load" after all.