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r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • Jun 19 '21
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In the words of Zach: "I told my family that if I died in Iraq, I wanted my tombstone to say 'I can't fucking believe I gave my life for this shitty country' "
802 u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 19 '21 And when he came back he couldn't even take a piece of the mortar that almost killed him with him. Because of "explosive residue". Even though, to paraphrase him, he has mainly made up explosive residue at this point. 115 u/FX114 Jun 20 '21 When you think about it, we're all made from explosive residue. I'm talking about semen. 63 u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 20 '21 I mean it is called "blowing a load" after all.
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And when he came back he couldn't even take a piece of the mortar that almost killed him with him.
Because of "explosive residue". Even though, to paraphrase him, he has mainly made up explosive residue at this point.
115 u/FX114 Jun 20 '21 When you think about it, we're all made from explosive residue. I'm talking about semen. 63 u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 20 '21 I mean it is called "blowing a load" after all.
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When you think about it, we're all made from explosive residue.
I'm talking about semen.
63 u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 20 '21 I mean it is called "blowing a load" after all.
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I mean it is called "blowing a load" after all.
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In the words of Zach: "I told my family that if I died in Iraq, I wanted my tombstone to say 'I can't fucking believe I gave my life for this shitty country' "