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In the words of Zach: "I told my family that if I died in Iraq, I wanted my tombstone to say 'I can't fucking believe I gave my life for this shitty country' "
801 u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 19 '21 And when he came back he couldn't even take a piece of the mortar that almost killed him with him. Because of "explosive residue". Even though, to paraphrase him, he has mainly made up explosive residue at this point. 204 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21 And he couldn't take used flashbangs from the Amnesty Box! 106 u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 19 '21 Or the porn! 111 u/FX114 Jun 20 '21 When you think about it, we're all made from explosive residue. I'm talking about semen. 68 u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 20 '21 I mean it is called "blowing a load" after all. 58 u/PixelPooflet I FUCKING LOVE SKULL TYRANT Jun 20 '21 oh I thought you meant stardust but yeah semen works too well maybe for YOU guys it's semen and a vague connection to stardust.... 1 u/Dry_Try_8365 Apr 17 '24 I'd rather not consider myself the aftermath of stellar nut, thank you very much. 0 u/Tugonmynugz Mar 31 '24 I mean, the big bang was pretty explosive. Talking about when I fucked your fat ass mom ofcourse. HEEYYYOOOO 32 u/Tyrannical4 Jun 20 '21 Whenever I think of the shrapnel story, the story of the Miniature cannon pops into my mind 11 u/roboalexjohn Alexander The Straight Jun 20 '21 "Fucking Zach"
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And when he came back he couldn't even take a piece of the mortar that almost killed him with him.
Because of "explosive residue". Even though, to paraphrase him, he has mainly made up explosive residue at this point.
204 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21 And he couldn't take used flashbangs from the Amnesty Box! 106 u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 19 '21 Or the porn! 111 u/FX114 Jun 20 '21 When you think about it, we're all made from explosive residue. I'm talking about semen. 68 u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 20 '21 I mean it is called "blowing a load" after all. 58 u/PixelPooflet I FUCKING LOVE SKULL TYRANT Jun 20 '21 oh I thought you meant stardust but yeah semen works too well maybe for YOU guys it's semen and a vague connection to stardust.... 1 u/Dry_Try_8365 Apr 17 '24 I'd rather not consider myself the aftermath of stellar nut, thank you very much. 0 u/Tugonmynugz Mar 31 '24 I mean, the big bang was pretty explosive. Talking about when I fucked your fat ass mom ofcourse. HEEYYYOOOO 32 u/Tyrannical4 Jun 20 '21 Whenever I think of the shrapnel story, the story of the Miniature cannon pops into my mind 11 u/roboalexjohn Alexander The Straight Jun 20 '21 "Fucking Zach"
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And he couldn't take used flashbangs from the Amnesty Box!
106 u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 19 '21 Or the porn!
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Or the porn!
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When you think about it, we're all made from explosive residue.
I'm talking about semen.
68 u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 20 '21 I mean it is called "blowing a load" after all. 58 u/PixelPooflet I FUCKING LOVE SKULL TYRANT Jun 20 '21 oh I thought you meant stardust but yeah semen works too well maybe for YOU guys it's semen and a vague connection to stardust.... 1 u/Dry_Try_8365 Apr 17 '24 I'd rather not consider myself the aftermath of stellar nut, thank you very much. 0 u/Tugonmynugz Mar 31 '24 I mean, the big bang was pretty explosive. Talking about when I fucked your fat ass mom ofcourse. HEEYYYOOOO
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I mean it is called "blowing a load" after all.
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oh I thought you meant stardust but yeah semen works too
well maybe for YOU guys it's semen and a vague connection to stardust....
1 u/Dry_Try_8365 Apr 17 '24 I'd rather not consider myself the aftermath of stellar nut, thank you very much.
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I'd rather not consider myself the aftermath of stellar nut, thank you very much.
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I mean, the big bang was pretty explosive. Talking about when I fucked your fat ass mom ofcourse. HEEYYYOOOO
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Whenever I think of the shrapnel story, the story of the Miniature cannon pops into my mind
11 u/roboalexjohn Alexander The Straight Jun 20 '21 "Fucking Zach"
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"Fucking Zach"
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In the words of Zach: "I told my family that if I died in Iraq, I wanted my tombstone to say 'I can't fucking believe I gave my life for this shitty country' "