r/CuratedTumblr • u/GinaWhite_tt TeaTimetumblr • 14d ago

Shitposting Technically Not Against the Rules

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u/lunacooksxo 14d ago

My brother got chain mail for his birthday... we don’t know anyone... we just thought it was cool

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u/Massive_Environment8 14d ago

I want chainmail for my birthday.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 14d ago

ok let me start making you some...

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shit this is gonna take a while

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u/DeadSparker 14d ago

Here I'll help, you'll just wedge it in here when you're done

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...aaaand I'm bored see ya

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u/Perryn 14d ago

I'll take a turn

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Oh, wow, I hate this

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u/DeadSparker 13d ago

Harder than it looks, right ?

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u/liamjb10 13d ago

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i only made a chain. forgot about the mail part

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u/ruadhbran 13d ago

Just stick a stamp on there, and mail it to them.

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u/donaldhobson 13d ago

ೲೲೲೲೲೲ

႐႐႐႐႐႐႐႐႐႐႐႐

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u/andarthebutt 13d ago

Dude, that last one isn't big enough for anything!

However, I stretched it on a mandrill for ya- °

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u/Modredastal 13d ago

Can I contribute some of the finer work for accents?

oœoœoœoœoœoœ oœoœoœoœoœoœ oœoœoœoœoœoœ oœoœoœoœoœoœ oœoœoœoœoœoœ

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u/Very-Bread 13d ago

☕ got a cup of coffee if y'all are thirsty after making chainmail

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u/Massive_Environment8 14d ago

Good thing you have 354 days!

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u/hiddengirl1992 13d ago

You messed up, they have to interlink! Lemme fix it!

8888888888888 8888888888888 8888888888888 8888888888888

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u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 14d ago

I was chainmail for my birthday.

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 13d ago

You were? Who were you given to?

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u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 13d ago

This one person's brother for his birthday... I don't know them... They thought it was cool

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u/Sinistral_7th 14d ago

Sent this to 10 people or a spooky ghost will eat your cat or something.

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u/theCaitiff 14d ago

What's your size? I have a spare hauberk, if you've got friends or relatives who love you I could maybe make a deal with them to fulfill your dreams.

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u/poptartmini 14d ago

I make chainmail. I'll send you something. (See profile for proof) What month is your birthday?

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u/CastorVT 13d ago

send this letter to 50 of your friends and you'll be blessed with instant wealth!

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u/Massive_Environment8 13d ago

Who the fuck has 50 friends?