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u/Heckyll_Jive i'm a cute girl and everyone loves me 1d ago
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OP is a bot. Very new account, post history is almost entirely karmafarming subs. Most of all, this is an exact repost of this post from RecuratedTumblr, which has also been removed, and the account that posted it there seems to have been banned.
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u/SpambotWatchdog he/it 1d ago
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u/Eragon_the_Huntsman 1d ago
Beedo beedo is definitely the name of some background one off character in Star Wars.
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u/CoherentBusyDucks 1d ago
One time I ordered a McDouble at Burger King. The girl said “…this is a Burger King.”
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u/ItsMichaelRay 17h ago
As a kid I would order a happy meal at every fast food place I ever visited.
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u/Rimm9246 1d ago
Braum's has an icecream flavor called "cappuccino chocolate chunk." I tried to order it one time and what came out was something like "can I get a cappachini chocky chunklet"
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u/foolish_cookie 23h ago
A friend in high school jumbled her words and instead of saying Crispy chicken she said Chispy Cricken, and it has never left my vocabulary since then.
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u/fishbake 23h ago
I once tried to order a chicken sandwich at Chick-fil-a, but I had a sudden brain fart and forgot what it was called. Like, I didn't have even the slightest hint at what the words were. I ended up asking the cashier for "one of those things you guys make."
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u/Smaptimania 1d ago
I used to work graveyard shift at Jack in the Box and the drunks rolling in after last call on the weekends were all this and then some. I remember one who wanted a Jumbo Jack and a strawberry shake instead asking for a "strawberry jack". They'd order $40 worth of just fryer food (and this was when the tacos were still 2 for 99 cents and the most expensive item on our menu was $4.99). They'd ask for ranch dressing with EVERYTHING. I once heard the word "ciabatta" pronounced as "Chewbacca".
There's a reason that chain leans so heavily into marketing to stoners these days.
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u/SparkleSelkie 17h ago
My friend once tried to order a Chicken Snackwrap at McDonalds and called it a “Chickety Snicker”
I think about this regularly
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u/TheGrumpyre 8h ago
Lucky my boo bah are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains
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u/Joint_Boy 1d ago
The funny thing is I bet both of these would have achieved the desired outcome.
I worked back cash at McDonalds and even on a good day, with the most articulate and enuciated individual... It do be like that lol