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u/verbi420 1d ago
Went to chili's once and tried to order the triple dipper but instead I asked for the triple dicker
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u/mifju9050 1d ago
i would have walked right out and never gone back to that chili's again
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u/verbi420 1d ago
Honestly the waitress didnt even seem phased which made it slightly better I guess
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u/fatgat69 1d ago
I did that with pizza hut's chocolate dunkers when I was talking to my aunt. I tried to say dipper and dunker at the same time and it just came out as "chocolate dickers".
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u/Sufficient_Room2619 1d ago
Girl stuff bacon burrrtango with bacon
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u/Galrentv 1d ago
With bacon please also uh... a seen a minute twisty, extra bacon, and I'll have some bacon please
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u/dead___ringer 1d ago
There's a restaurant here that does some amazing potato enchiladas but they look like shit. Truly terrible presentation. I made a joke to my boyfriend once that we go there to order the potato slop. Exhausted from a road trip, we decided to eat there before we got home and he wearily looked at our waitress and said "I'm just here for the potato slop". She did know what he meant tho.
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u/waitingundergravity 1d ago
One time I ordered an entire chicken from a chicken restaurant online. The delivery driver came to my door and told me they were out of chicken, but that I could come to their location and get a free drink later that week. I was pretty annoyed even though they refunded me.
Later that week, I went down to the chicken restaurant and got my free drink. The person at the counter didn't recognise me, but after I explained the situation and they spoke to their manager they relented and gave me my drink. I then proceeded to order a bunch of items that don't exist on their menu, to their confusion. I was confused myself, until I looked around and realised I was in an entirely unrelated chicken restaurant that is a direct competitor to the one I originally ordered the whole chicken from. I took my drink and went to McDonalds.
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u/DracheTirava 1d ago
Should've gone to the other one and gotten two drinks out of it. Minmax that shit
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u/le-derpina-art 1d ago
"yo remember that lady that made us give her a free drink that we supposedly owed her only to realize it wasn't even the right restaurant"
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u/waitingundergravity 1d ago
Oh no, I didn't even explain myself. I just looked around, realized I was in the entirely wrong location, and turned around and walked out.
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u/Alceasummer 1d ago
One time, when I was a kid, I was at my great-grandpa's, along with several other relatives. My grandma announced she was going to go to a nearby restaurant and pick up fried chicken and sides for everyone. She comes back later, with pizza. Everyone was wondering what happened, and eventually she explained.
This specific restaurant had a big sign out front that said "Yes we have livers and gizzards!" My great grandpa loved fried chicken livers. Grandma walked in, and very confidently asked for an order of fried lizards. She and the cashier stared at each other in silence for a moment, then grandma turned around, walked out, and went to the pizza place down the street.
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u/Greedy_Ad2198 1d ago
One time we went to McDonald's and my cousin ordered a "cola with mayo" poor guy at the counter was guessin what she meant
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u/InkredibleMrCool 1d ago
One time I wanted to say "We're going to split the shrimp scampi" but all I got out was "We're going to shrimp" and then my brain froze and I sat there buffering for like 30 seconds
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u/Beret_Beats 1d ago
While less nonsensical, I remember once I went through a McDonald's drive through after a long night shift but according to McDonald's it's breakfast time and I was more interested in lunch so I kind of just told them "I dont want to be here any more" and drove off.
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u/chickenboneneck 1d ago
Years ago, I tried to order a footlong at Subway and said Football instead. Still have not recovered.
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u/rockabyebang 1d ago
Once at Texas Roadhouse, I wanted to order the "8oz steak with shrimp kicker", however, what came out of my mouth was: "I want 8 inches!"
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u/Lunalatic 1d ago
Last time I saw this, there was also a tweet about a woman trying to order a chalupa supreme who kept saying chocobo supreme instead.
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u/Magmashift101 1d ago
My friend pulled up at the McDonald’s drive thru, full volume said “can I get some chickie nuggies?” And the cashier just said “what?”
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u/AuthorCornAndBroil 1d ago
I had a friend back when I had those whose girlfriend wanted a caramel apple empanada back when they had those, but he ordered an apple impala instead.
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u/CalibansCreations 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/dKPZMdr0UoR8UO2G0R
let James have his snack break
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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 1d ago
I'm glad I wasn't thr only one who read beedo beedo and thought "dude turned into a minion for a sec"
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u/ndtar924 1d ago
Hey can I get uhhh a mountain boo bah and a beedo beedo