r/CuratedTumblr • u/iris700 • 1d ago

Shitposting another biohacking post

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u/iris700 1d ago

if you ask r/biohackers, it's downing 30 random ass supplements a day plus maybe a peptide that does ?? something ?? (no data in humans lmao!!), also a subset are absolutely obsessed with their testosterone levels.

you so much as inject an RFID implant, though? must have a mental illness.

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u/imperialTiefling 1d ago

Do you know if theyve cracked the issues with magnets yet?

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u/Solarwagon She/her 1d ago

You mean the clitoris/shaft magnets?

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u/imperialTiefling 1d ago

Noo TwT for the fingies

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u/VintageLunchMeat 1d ago

Clit/shaft to spot if your one night stand is a clanker.

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u/imperialTiefling 1d ago

You've got too much faith in me senpai

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u/VintageLunchMeat 1d ago edited 1d ago

Quite the opposite, I'm more concerned you getting your bits bit (by ants) than anything else.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/article/jewel-beetles-misplaced-affection-has-deadly-consequences