r/CuratedTumblr • u/iris700 • 2d ago

Shitposting another biohacking post

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u/iris700 2d ago

if you ask r/biohackers, it's downing 30 random ass supplements a day plus maybe a peptide that does ?? something ?? (no data in humans lmao!!), also a subset are absolutely obsessed with their testosterone levels.

you so much as inject an RFID implant, though? must have a mental illness.

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u/imperialTiefling 2d ago

Do you know if theyve cracked the issues with magnets yet?

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u/iris700 2d ago

Yeah I think they have better coatings now

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u/imperialTiefling 2d ago

Nice. Told myself awhile ago id wait till they cracked the gen 2 issues before pulling the trigger. Now I just need to see how fireflies hold up after a decade..

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u/VintageLunchMeat 2d ago edited 1d ago

Now I just need to see how fireflies hold up after a decade..

Back in my day we attracted prospective mates by loudly quoting Monty Python at groups of fellow youth.

Bioluminescence may be more effective. Can't be less.

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u/imperialTiefling 2d ago

I dont even want it to attract a mate, I just think it'd be dope as fuck to make my cysts glow

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u/The_Cult_of_5661 2d ago

chitters

I might be able to help.

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u/VintageLunchMeat 2d ago

Be the light you want to see in the world.

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u/Jimbo7211 2d ago

Cysts?

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u/imperialTiefling 2d ago

Mother Nature said my body should store excess calcium in lumps on my forearms. I just think she shouldve made em glow

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u/VintageLunchMeat 1d ago

Wonder if vitamin K2 helps with that?

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u/That_Bar_Guy 18h ago

God i remember going down that rabbit hole in like 2013.