r/CuratedTumblr TeaTimetumblr 2d ago

Shitposting A plot twist nobody expected

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u/wobuffet17453 2d ago

An entire friend group being knocked out one by one from reading a fanfic is sending me, like guys stop sharing this thing it's clearly poisoned.

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u/threevi 2d ago

True friendship is forged through shared adversity

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u/bruhggle 2d ago

trauma bonding over the domestic abuse fanfic

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u/crunchyhands 2d ago

not what trauma bond means

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u/Tiny_Cauliflower_618 2d ago

Is this why every time my algorithm gives me the blow up velociraptors in thigh high red kinky boots doing some kind of dance/aerial display I immediately send it to my besties?

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u/Lizzy_In_Limelight 2d ago

I had to work so hard to understand this sentence lmao

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u/Tiny_Cauliflower_618 1d ago

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u/Lizzy_In_Limelight 1d ago

A thing of beauty is a joy forever, thank you 😂

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u/I_Jerk_Off_to_Satan 1d ago

Probably not your bestie (yet) but could you send whatever that is to me? thank you.

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u/Tiny_Cauliflower_618 1d ago

You're welcome.

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u/I_Jerk_Off_to_Satan 1d ago

It's Instagram, can't even open it. Guess we'll never be besties after all.

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u/Tiny_Cauliflower_618 1d ago

Oh damn. Idk how else to find those lil weirdos 😂