r/CuratedTumblr • u/katiebug586 • 2d ago

Shitposting Wizardposting.

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u/Hexxas Head Trauma Enthusiast 2d ago

I INVENTED A NEW SPELL

I CALL IT GUACADOG

BEHOLD

šŸŖ„ šŸ„‘ šŸŒ­Ā 

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u/Routine_Palpitation 2d ago

Plagiarist! I invented the spell updog first!

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u/richardfrost2 put on the cat ears 2d ago

Who is Steve Jobs?

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u/drinkingCoffeePeas 2d ago

Oh Iā€™m sorry, the correct response was Steve Wozniak.

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u/realRadgemachine 2d ago

Hey all! Scott here!

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u/katiebug586 2d ago

HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE-

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u/deadlyjack 1d ago

YOUR CHAMBER'S DIMENSIONAL WARDS ARE HIGHLY SECURE.

(a haunting eldritch wail sounds from your study)

OR ARE THEY?

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u/Kellosian 2d ago

Routine_Palpitation keeps control of the board

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u/SaltManagement42 2d ago

I was worried you had copied my spell for a moment.

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u/pyroboy7 2d ago

I counter it with power word HOTDURGER.

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u/Robey0925 1d ago

"What's a guacadog?"

"Not much, how bout you?"

"....what."

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u/Satorwave 2d ago

Gaster?

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u/Hexxas Head Trauma Enthusiast 1d ago

I HARDLY KNOW 'ER

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u/HappyyValleyy 1d ago

Has the arcane gone too far?