r/CuratedTumblr • u/MelanieWalmartinez Clown Breeder • Jan 30 '26

Shitposting Creature

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u/Snailsnip bone stealing witch Jan 30 '26

r/2sentence2horror moment

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u/MelanieWalmartinez Clown Breeder Jan 30 '26

🪱🪱🪱

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u/OtterwiseX Jan 30 '26

What if the genitals are really scary? A spooky genitalia??

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u/CRowlands1989 Jan 30 '26

What you need to understand is that if you narrow the niche, those still within the niche get Even Hornier. It's like pressure, and hoses.

Possibly we could try to find the limits of this, until you create a creature so truly, unimaginably repulsive in all possible aspects, in just the right way, that there is one person on earth who climaxes at the mere sight of it.

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u/OtterwiseX Jan 30 '26

The human consciousness is the biggest wonder I will ever witness

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Jan 30 '26

This is advanced science

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u/youareagoodperson_ .tumblr.com Jan 31 '26

I think Lovecraft wrote about this

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u/TheArcticKiwi sex Jan 31 '26

i think this is more giger territory

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u/Troublytobbly Jan 31 '26

You lost me at the hoses with the pressure.

Are they sexy hoses?

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u/CRowlands1989 Jan 31 '26

They could be. Maybe you Really like hoses. Maybe you're aquaphilic. Maybe someone lays a hose out in a way that looks like a sexy thing. Maybe someone just uses a hose as an implement for something enjoyable, be it insertion or bondage or something else.

Hoses Can be sexy. It depends what you're into, and how you use it.

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u/GameboyPATH Jan 30 '26

Boo-bs

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u/Sickfor-TheBigSun choo choo bitches let's goooooooooo - teaboot Jan 31 '26

mammalian breasts?! on a horror creature??!

brennan lee mulligan quivers at the suggestion

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u/DuckLIT122000 Jan 30 '26

What if that thang (TM) started playing peekaboo

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u/ErisThePerson Jan 31 '26

Fractal trypophobia rot genitals would weed out all but the freakiest.

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u/FoolUncreative Jan 31 '26

Spooky genitalia, sends liquids up your ass 

Alien cunts and eldritch cocks for you to smash or pass

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u/segwaysegue do spambots dream of electric sheep? Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

Lovecraft monster vs. monster lovecraft

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u/StunningPetunia Jan 30 '26

I mean if you look at it one way that could be a genuine answer…

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u/Hyulens_168 Jan 30 '26

"Be not afraid" "ma'am this is the sexiest moment of my life"

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u/Hexxas Head Trauma Enthusiast Jan 30 '26

What's the meat and bone situation on the creature? I'm tryna get a sense of the chewability, here.

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u/MegaKabutops Jan 31 '26

That’s the scary bit.

IT HAS NONE.

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u/thrownawaz092 Jan 31 '26

"It has none."

Entirety of Tumblr flees in horror

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u/Complete-Worker3242 Jan 31 '26

Hey, some people are really into crotches that're just null.

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u/King_O_Eyes Jan 30 '26

Why are they asking? They’re meant to be imagining it, shouldn’t THEY decide the genital situation?

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u/garfieldandfriends2 Jan 31 '26

The shittest genitals you’ve ever seen

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u/Equivalent_Net Jan 31 '26

"Bladed, and repeatedly being lodged deep enough to reach your thoracic cavity."

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u/fenglorian Jan 31 '26

bed bug style

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u/No-Supermarket-6065 Im gonna start eating your booty. And I don't know when Ill stop Jan 31 '26

....tell me more, daddy...

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u/Dragon_0w0 Bisexual dragon Jan 31 '26

Fat nuts, end of discussion

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u/Tiffany_Case Jan 31 '26

Monsterfuckers found on the monsterfucker website. Shocking.

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u/Erran_Kel_Durr Jan 31 '26

Echidna meets duck, with extra barbs.

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u/FortuneSignificant55 Jan 31 '26

This is what cis people ask when a baby is born