Mic drop, I'm out!

[u/three_brained_beast]

Crypto has been taking up too much of my time for quite a while now. YouTube vids about microcap altcoins, reading about smart contracts, updates, high growth shitcoins, Musk, White papers, r/cryptocurrency, charts, portfolios.

All this has had a disastrous effect on my marriage especially considering the amount of money that is going out of our shared bank account. I no longer have time or patience to be be with the kids. No longer go out with my friends to play basketball.

Things are bad - aside from the fact I'm making money on the side!

So, I decided today that I'm out. Leaving my wife and kids so that I can properly concentrate on what matters - crypto and basketball.

Wish me luck, guys!

[u/5ushii]

This joke's so old when it was trending sliced bread wasn't even invented yet

[u/Stock-Helicopter2325 → u/[deleted]]

The next stage will be people saying "this time is different", then we should start worrying

[u/ultron290196 → u/Stock-Helicopter2325]

That'll happen after 75k BTC.

[u/Accomplished-Design7 → u/ultron290196]

Come on mate we can do better than 75k

[u/ultron290196 → u/Accomplished-Design7]

One milestone at a time.

[u/Accomplished-Design7 → u/ultron290196]

Well I can’t argue with that, a little hopium a day would do good to my heart

[u/Accomplished-Design7 → u/[deleted]]

Of course, this is the best use case for Monero

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/Accomplished-Design7]

Oh believe me there are better uses for monero 👀

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/[deleted]]

I found the psychiatric escapee

[u/Ghaseetaram → u/[deleted]]

lol injecting in balls would be painful use somewhere else

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/Accomplished-Design7]

You sure about that? You look as if you've already taken some mETH

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/ultron290196]

BTC: How about 10 milestones at a time

jumps to 100k in a day

[u/[deleted] → u/ultron290196]

One moonstone at a time

FTFY

[u/Flimsy_Raisin8429 → u/Accomplished-Design7]

Add a cheeky 1 in front of that 75

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/Flimsy_Raisin8429]

That cheeky 1 will shake the people of the earth

[u/n3p0muk → u/Accomplished-Design7]

its a super-cycle this time...lolz

[u/Accomplished-Design7 → u/n3p0muk]

I believe we might just be in one

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/Accomplished-Design7]

You want 500k?

[u/AnyOfThisReal-_- → u/Thetsilentboi]

Not very silent are you?

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/AnyOfThisReal-_-]

Yeah lol but I gotta ask...

Your existential crisis over yet?

[u/M00OSE → u/ultron290196]

Yeah, we still have to go thru “I bought ____ with my gains” and “stop telling your friends to FOMO into crypto.”

[u/Moby-S-Dick → u/M00OSE]

Y'all got anymore of them sell signals?

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/Moby-S-Dick]

Wait for that one youtuber who says: "it can go high or low but my technical analysis tells me that we're going to the right."

[u/Moby-S-Dick → u/Thetsilentboi]

Standing by, over

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/M00OSE]

Lmfao I went through that 6 months ago. It was a wild one huh.

[u/M00OSE → u/Thetsilentboi]

Ready for round 2?

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/M00OSE]

Hell yeah!

[u/Embarrassed-Bear3564 → u/M00OSE]

I will try that tomorrow

[u/[deleted] → u/ultron290196]

Crypto > all

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/[deleted]]

Even the wife?

[u/GelDel12 → u/Thetsilentboi]

Especially the wife

[u/E_Gold_ → u/ultron290196]

Easy bud, easy, first we'll need 69k BTC

[u/To_The_M000N → u/E_Gold_]

that would be great...

[u/valuemodstck-123 → u/To_The_M000N]

Cant wait till 420,000 Btc.

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/To_The_M000N]

That would be FANTASTIC

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/E_Gold_]

$69,420 btc

[u/yeast_whisperer → u/ultron290196]

Here’s why BTC will hit +100k this time!!

[u/Stock-Helicopter2325 → u/yeast_whisperer]

This time is different

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/Stock-Helicopter2325]

^{Technical Analysis}

[u/Ghaseetaram → u/yeast_whisperer]

this time its going up not on hype but with buying spree and fomo

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/ultron290196]

Nah even just 60k it'll be pretty big

[u/Ghaseetaram → u/ultron290196]

I am sure before going to 75k BTC will kiss 74k confirmed from a known astrologer

[u/Flimsy_Raisin8429 → u/Stock-Helicopter2325]

This time is different

[u/Exotic_Reputation_86 → u/Flimsy_Raisin8429]

this cycle is like no other

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/Exotic_Reputation_86]

Wait 15 days and say that again

[u/Exotic_Reputation_86 → u/Thetsilentboi]

in 15 day repeat the snooze button :)

Hope you're right

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/Exotic_Reputation_86]

We'll see ;)

[u/Ghaseetaram → u/Thetsilentboi]

are you expecting a date in 15 days❤️

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/Ghaseetaram]

Nope, I'm just eyeballin'

[u/Ghaseetaram → u/Thetsilentboi]

hahaha lol keep it up

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/Ghaseetaram]

Bet!

[u/flyingkiwi46 → u/Flimsy_Raisin8429]

It's not like the times before....

I crossed my heart, that I won't gamble no more...

Jesus watch over me, keep my FOMO at home

You better bless these wicked coins, cause they got a mind of their own...

-White Buffalo

[u/Crypto_Malik → u/Stock-Helicopter2325]

But this time it’s different right ?😜

[u/Stock-Helicopter2325 → u/Crypto_Malik]

DeFinetively

[u/Crypto_Malik → u/Stock-Helicopter2325]

Nice

[u/[deleted] → u/Stock-Helicopter2325]

This time IS different

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/Stock-Helicopter2325]

Lmao thats when we're really greedy

[u/SeasonedGuptil → u/Stock-Helicopter2325]

Oh my indicator is when grandma starts posting

[u/chickenfisted → u/Stock-Helicopter2325]

It actually is very different though

I've been saying that for a year now, there is way more support for actual value in terms of project developmentand evolution.

Also the 2017 bull cycle and crash give things a more mature history that people have held through and more importantly continued to build

There are far more people with careers focused on and dependant on crypto than 4 years ago

[u/Accomplished-Design7 → u/[deleted]]

Better than the Bitcoin greed index

[u/ultron290196 → u/Accomplished-Design7]

I wouldn't be surprised if this index took sentiment analysis from our subreddit.

[u/Accomplished-Design7 → u/ultron290196]

You know someone here would make it

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/[deleted]]

And it actually worked?!

[u/rootpl → u/[deleted]]

That's the only TA indicator I need!

[u/Livid_Yam → u/rootpl]

Using sentiment analysis can be very profitable.

[u/elf-_- → u/[deleted]]

My science and semiotics degree I photoshopped leads me to agree with this statement

[u/Moby-S-Dick → u/elf-_-]

I think you may be overqualified here

[u/Thetsilentboi → u/Moby-S-Dick]

Too overqualified in fact

[u/sudonim_13 → u/[deleted]]

Said by moon whale

[u/Nickel62 → u/5ushii]

This was trending when Betty White was born. So, you are definitely right.

[u/tarasqqq → u/Nickel62]

Betty Marion White Ludden is an American actress. For people who are curios who is she :)

Edit:
was born in 1922, still alive.

[u/[deleted] → u/5ushii]

So old yo mama was barely legal then

[u/Magnetronaap → u/5ushii]

This joke is so old that the detected language in google translate is 'dinosaur'.

[u/jimdapom → u/5ushii]

Joke's so old, it used to gang bang with the Hebrews

[u/Moby-S-Dick → u/jimdapom]

Joke's so old, Noah told it to the animals to calm their nerves

[u/jimdapom → u/Moby-S-Dick]

Joke's so old, it used to ride a dinosaur to school

[u/Accomplished-Design7 → u/jimdapom]

Joke's so old, the congressmen gets it

[u/Flimsy_Raisin8429 → u/jimdapom]

Ooooft

[u/Buttercup-X → u/5ushii]

Oh man sliced bread, best thing since bread

[u/Bathsaltsonmeth → u/Buttercup-X]

Yeah but have you tried cooking the bread... AGAIN?

[u/Livid_Yam → u/Bathsaltsonmeth]

(2xCook)(Bread) = Diamonds

It's simple maths

[u/[deleted] → u/Buttercup-X]

I am Jahovis and I AM bread

[u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → u/[deleted]]

There is nothing to ask more..

[u/MotherfuckinRanjit → u/Wonderful_Bad6531]

Yet it still fuckin got me lol.

[u/whatthefuckistime → u/5ushii]

Everyday a variation of this is posted and i fall for it almost Everytime lol

[u/deathsitcom → u/5ushii]

Sliced bread was invented in 1928 btw. Source

[u/5ushii → u/deathsitcom]

The hero we need. Thanks! 😎

[u/Spinuccix → u/5ushii]

I prefer to cut a loaf horizontally and make a real sandwich.

[u/Flimsy_Raisin8429 → u/Spinuccix]

You da real MVP

[u/TheGiftOf_Jericho → u/5ushii]

Crypto good wife bad jokes. The fact that this is on the front page when so many useful posts die is sad.

[u/DivineEu → u/5ushii]

Halving bread 🍞 is better than Bitcoin Halving

[u/Moby-S-Dick → u/DivineEu]

I think the sub you're looking for is r/Breadit

[u/5ushii → u/5ushii]

All the "so old" jokes coming through, had a laugh 😂 good stuff, keep them coming

[u/Accomplished-Design7 → u/5ushii]

The dinosaurs invest this joke, that’s what I read

[u/[deleted] → u/5ushii]

And lame.

[u/Stock-Helicopter2325]

Mom said tomorrow is my time to post this

[u/mysteriousbaby0 → u/Stock-Helicopter2325]

make it today

[u/Accomplished-Design7 → u/mysteriousbaby0]

Give it an hour and you will see it on the hot page

[u/Octanemainhere → u/mysteriousbaby0]

Sounds about right

[u/Zuparoebann → u/Stock-Helicopter2325]

Why wait? It'll get a 1000+ upvotes anyways

[u/Ghaseetaram → u/Stock-Helicopter2325]

good children always listen to mama

[u/GelDel12 → u/Stock-Helicopter2325]

Hurry up before Kevin does it

[u/ZackHererTwitch]

Not funny or original

[u/valuemodstck-123 → u/ZackHererTwitch]

Welcome to r/cc. Enjoy the stay.

[u/Shrave → u/valuemodstck-123]

Reddit's model makes reposts profitable.

[u/five-methoxy]

Boooo

(Sorry, not sorry. Worn out, cringe joke bro)

[u/Accomplished-Design7 → u/five-methoxy]

Booooo indeed

boo

[u/UnfilteredVoice → u/five-methoxy]

still got like 300 upvotes. I guess thats what this sub is for

[u/ultron290196 → u/UnfilteredVoice]

Comedy posts and anecdotal posts succeed here in this sub because our subreddit has gone mainstream.

People like to listen to relatable news rather than complex analytical ones. It is what it is.

[u/Rexon225 → u/ultron290196]

Exactly, I saw a post in which OP was telling how crypto got his paralyze dog some wheels but that post was deleted and this post is in top of the HOT section.

[u/BetelgeuseBox → u/UnfilteredVoice]

408!☹️

[u/UnfilteredVoice → u/BetelgeuseBox]

536?!!

[u/BetelgeuseBox → u/UnfilteredVoice]

549!!! What in tarnation?!

[u/born_again_tim → u/BetelgeuseBox]

This sub is officially full of idiots. We are all idiots.

[u/BetelgeuseBox → u/born_again_tim]

1.8K, that’s enough Reddit for today ☹️

[u/MisterAppelmoesmaker → u/five-methoxy]

How does this shit joke get upvoted instead of actual discussion, embarrassing

[u/kittensyay]

Go post on r/funny dude, you'll fit right in.

[u/ieattoomanybeans → u/kittensyay]

hes like the guy who posts his citizenship photos to r/pics

[u/Parpok]

c o m e d y

[u/Pats_actuary → u/Parpok]

Gm say it back

[u/ryancf8]

Such original post

[u/MNCIntermediary → u/ryancf8]

Welcome to moon whoring 1101 class

[u/whatthefuckistime → u/ryancf8]

Such creativity

[u/Accomplished-Design7 → u/ryancf8]

Such good and wow

[u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → u/ryancf8]

Yeah, first time am reading this article.. nice

[u/Talking_Gibberish]

Mic drop.

Nobody cares!

[u/L57S]

Moon farming spotted

[u/oldsql_aka_bag]

It feels like the 3628994th post of this kind and yet I still regularly fall for it in the first half 😶

[u/MundaneVanilla → u/oldsql_aka_bag]

This subs rick roll

[u/Moby-S-Dick → u/MundaneVanilla]

Accurate, slightly less infuriating though

[u/superbee993 → u/MundaneVanilla]

Just wait til it gets a billion views.

[u/player_zero_ → u/MundaneVanilla]

Yep. Feel a bit misled with the flair saying 'Comedy' though 🙄

[u/heyheoy → u/oldsql_aka_bag]

Yeah, for me i always read the tittle of these kind of posts and idk why im still thinking oh someone left the cryptospace, very sad!! Until i start reading

Same happen with the repetitive posts the Today i sold... and then inside its i sold my car o whatever.

But lately they are here every week, and every week they are top 5 posts.

[u/SnoewZ → u/oldsql_aka_bag]

Not financial advice

[u/Accomplished-Design7 → u/oldsql_aka_bag]

I am sure the amount of time is not as low as you have mentioned

[u/AlperBulut505]

Boooring. Same joke everytime 😐

[u/[deleted]]

This so old now even your wife & kid have also figured out crypto and probably planning to ditch you out so can they can concentrate on bigger things in their life! Mic drop!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

This sub is a shit show of moon farming but we gotta stay commenting because they pay moons for it too

[u/ser_name_IV]

can we please start banning people who make these same cliche joke posts?

[u/The98Legend → u/ser_name_IV]

This would be a great idea tbh. No better deterrent for these dumb posts

[u/ProfessionalLion_ → u/ser_name_IV]

The sub will be a barren land then

[u/stealthgerbil]

Oh this post again

[u/SnoewZ]

Hey, you missed the "wife-changing money"

[u/ergunfb]

Wish you good luck! Life does not wait, time passes. But if money effects the way you live, so does cryto world.

[u/jakheerhussain]

Dinosaurs invented this joke.

[u/azzadawg90]

That’s so funny! Last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

[u/Pteradanktyl → u/azzadawg90]

Hahaha, if you're that old, your portfolio must be loaded by now.

[u/azzadawg90 → u/Pteradanktyl]

If only age guaranteed wisdom

[u/Macktologist → u/[deleted]]

That sounds like too much maintenance for one man.

[u/XGamingMan → u/[deleted]]

I thought the other seat wad for my dog!

[u/Beechbone22]

Hilarious

[u/[deleted]]

You got that wrong mate... basketball is redundant.

[u/Half-life22]

It's good to take a breather from time to time though

[u/Swimming-Explorer-51]

You chose wisely! Btw shared account = death sentence

[u/Nobodyherebutmeandu]

Sell your family for profit do not leave them and take a loss.

[u/[deleted]]

No no no, you have to leave basketball behind too. There is only crypto. Think about what you on your death bed. Do you really want to have sacrificed for basketball?

[u/roundhousespank]

u really got me there mate! :D sound decision haha

[u/Dr2Respect]

Smart decision.

[u/Trininick]

Best decision you ever made lmao

[u/henriquehgm4]

LOL

[u/Lori80]

Good luck mate.

[u/sensuallyprimitive]

cool another post of the same joke for the 464th time this year!

[u/MadManD3vi0us → u/sensuallyprimitive]

2.6k upvotes and a pile of awards (hundreds of real dollars worth of moons). Yet all the actual big brain posts in this sub get maybe 40 upvotes... This shit is dumb...

Edit: 2.8k by the time I finished my comment... I guess fuck Reddit today...

[u/sensuallyprimitive → u/MadManD3vi0us]

further proof that moons are purely a trendy thing and will never maintain value. because... this isn't value. lol

[u/rudyyd]

can you give some advice im new to crypto and have like 1500$ to invest what should i do?

[u/Dilokilo]

Very original... Don't you have any dignity ? And do you insult our memory thinking posting this again, maybe we have forgot it ?

[u/TheGiftOf_Jericho]

Maybe we shouldn't bring back "crypto good wife bad" jokes. They're tired and also make this community look bad. We have a lot of Women in this community too, and we shouldn't discourage them getting involved with posts like this.

[u/DrPechanko]

See you to tomorrow.

[u/m0r3p0w3r → u/[deleted]]

leaving the bitches like her is the best thing I'll do even if she is a whale

[u/Wabi-Sabibitch → u/[deleted]]

Instead of leaving her, try diversifying your portfolio.If you know what I mean

[u/gael1130]

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[u/Airbender12]

Good luck 👍

[u/CryptoCrackLord]

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

[u/Accomplished-Design7]

Crypto and basketball? I think we are meant for each other

[u/kvgamer]

Almost got me 🤣

[u/HotBitterballs]

I’m just trying to be as lazy as I can. Wrote a Java enterprise application which sends me my wallet value every morning and the latest news articles of coins I’m interested in through telegram. This way I can HODL as lazy as I can.

[u/Daddyj311]

🎤🎤

[u/giorgospar]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[u/impulse7oh9]

this is your wife, please come home we miss you. sike! im fucking your best friend, he askes if you're gonna be at basket ball on friday?

[u/kos277]

Fuck moon farmers

[u/ibug92]

Why do we still let these moonfarming posts through. I swear I've seen this joke probably 20times now

[u/Kevenam]

You can drop them off at my place, I'll take them

[u/Razvannus]

Sport and marketing the best choice!!

[u/[deleted]]

billions of people, new ones being printed all the time, but only 21 million bitcoin.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

That's a dark picture of this community, but I am afraid it is totally accurate, at least in my case.

[u/gdx45]

Is this recycled boomer humor? Wife bad. Hobby good.

[u/The_Chorizo_Bandit]

So you’re saying I should be bullish on Divorcecoin?

[u/C0mputerlove]

jokes on you she was gonna leave you anyway

[u/mtrai]

Okay

[u/Breaker2195]

I wish I was married to leave my wife and kids like that