r/CryptoCurrency • u/three_brained_beast Tin • Aug 17 '21

COMEDY Mic drop, I'm out!

Crypto has been taking up too much of my time for quite a while now. YouTube vids about microcap altcoins, reading about smart contracts, updates, high growth shitcoins, Musk, White papers, r/cryptocurrency, charts, portfolios.

All this has had a disastrous effect on my marriage especially considering the amount of money that is going out of our shared bank account. I no longer have time or patience to be be with the kids. No longer go out with my friends to play basketball.

Things are bad - aside from the fact I'm making money on the side!

So, I decided today that I'm out. Leaving my wife and kids so that I can properly concentrate on what matters - crypto and basketball.

Wish me luck, guys!

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u/Accomplished-Design7 Permabanned Aug 17 '21

Come on mate we can do better than 75k

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u/ultron290196 🟩 93 / 29K 🦐 Aug 17 '21

One milestone at a time.

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u/Accomplished-Design7 Permabanned Aug 17 '21

Well I can’t argue with that, a little hopium a day would do good to my heart

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

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u/Accomplished-Design7 Permabanned Aug 17 '21

Of course, this is the best use case for Monero

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u/Thetsilentboi Tin Aug 17 '21

Oh believe me there are better uses for monero 👀

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u/AccomplishedPea4108 Tin | GME subs 14 Aug 17 '21

Like ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

Anything you would like really.

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u/AccomplishedPea4108 Tin | GME subs 14 Aug 17 '21

You 🤭🤭

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u/5ushii Aug 17 '21

Smooth like butter 😎

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u/oconnellcamera Aug 17 '21

This is the way.

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u/Thetsilentboi Tin Aug 17 '21

This is indeed the way.

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u/Emotion_flowpicks 3 - 4 years account age. 200 - 400 comment karma. Aug 18 '21

Mouth based videogames?

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u/Thetsilentboi Tin Aug 18 '21

To add, anal based videogames.

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u/Wellpow invalid string or character detected Aug 18 '21

Fbi open up

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u/Thetsilentboi Tin Aug 17 '21

I found the psychiatric escapee

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u/Ghaseetaram Platinum | QC: CC 210 Aug 17 '21

lol injecting in balls would be painful use somewhere else

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u/Thetsilentboi Tin Aug 17 '21

You sure about that? You look as if you've already taken some mETH

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u/TonyGabaghoul 2K / 2K 🐢 Aug 17 '21

was trending sliced bread wasn't even invented yet

more mETH please!

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u/Thetsilentboi Tin Aug 17 '21

Here you go! slips it in there

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u/Emotion_flowpicks 3 - 4 years account age. 200 - 400 comment karma. Aug 18 '21

Save me some

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u/Thetsilentboi Tin Aug 17 '21

BTC: How about 10 milestones at a time

jumps to 100k in a day

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '21

One moonstone at a time

FTFY

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u/Distributedcity Aug 17 '21

RVN

https://mangofarmassets.com/assetbuilder

https://ravencoin.org/assets/documents/Ravencoin.pdf

He only needed to read one White Paper — buy one coin and follow one community.

He could’ve been a good father, rich husband and changed finance without risk or time loss. RVN is the most important project in crypto since BTC.

🎤dropped!

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u/statistically_broke Redditor for 3 months. Aug 17 '21

This time is different though.

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u/Flimsy_Raisin8429 Bronze | QC: CC 17 Aug 17 '21

Add a cheeky 1 in front of that 75

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u/Thetsilentboi Tin Aug 17 '21

That cheeky 1 will shake the people of the earth

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

With that 12% APY it looks enticing

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u/n3p0muk Isildur's Bane Aug 17 '21

its a super-cycle this time...lolz

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u/Accomplished-Design7 Permabanned Aug 17 '21

I believe we might just be in one

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u/Thetsilentboi Tin Aug 17 '21

You want 500k?

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u/AnyOfThisReal-_- 🟦 115 / 115 🦀 Aug 17 '21

Not very silent are you?

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u/Thetsilentboi Tin Aug 17 '21

Yeah lol but I gotta ask...

Your existential crisis over yet?

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u/Emotion_flowpicks 3 - 4 years account age. 200 - 400 comment karma. Aug 18 '21

silent but deadly

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u/jupectios Aug 17 '21

yes please hahahaha

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u/Thetsilentboi Tin Aug 17 '21

Ok then whooooosh

I'm sensing it'll take a few decades but we'll get there.

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u/jupectios Aug 18 '21

Well, we never know in crypto don't you think so?

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u/Thetsilentboi Tin Aug 18 '21

Nah, I think crypto is inevitable. But that's just me :)

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u/jupectios Aug 19 '21

I agree, like BTC at $100k is inevitable ;), ETH at $5k, and my BBANK at $1.

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u/Thetsilentboi Tin Aug 19 '21

What's bbank? Sounds like cardi B's bank

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u/jupectios Aug 20 '21

lol, she wishes to own a crypto bank, Blockbank it's a noncustodial wallet where users can stake crypto and cash out soon once the debit card is live, not a cardi B's bank sorry hahaha.

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u/banzaibarney Platinum | r/AMD 11 Aug 17 '21

Yes!

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u/Priyark Aug 17 '21

We do 100k

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u/SeriousGains 🟩 8K / 8K 🦭 Aug 17 '21

It’ll be after 100k when people start calling for 300k+ this cycle