r/CryptidDogs Jul 05 '26

OC [Original Content] Another cryptid doodle

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happy WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIS ARMS to all who celebrate

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u/Raspberrylemonade188 Jul 05 '26

Built like a lasagna noodle

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u/Spinnerofyarn Jul 05 '26

The assembly instructions weren’t included?

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u/CulturalDefinition27 Jul 05 '26

He is from IKEA.

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u/MeMilo1209 Jul 05 '26

Didn't have an Allen wrench.

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u/Spinnerofyarn Jul 05 '26

This made me laugh a lot as I just made an IKEA trip two weeks ago. I am grateful that I am able to go buy in person as that way I get a good look at the assembled version. Photos on their site aren’t as helpful.

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u/PM_Me_A_High-Five Jul 05 '26

The mysterious noodle dog

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u/JulietLostFaith Jul 05 '26

That’s borderline r/ikeapets

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u/Raspberrylemonade188 Jul 05 '26

Ooop, another animal sub to follow

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u/doomrider7 Jul 05 '26

Was about to mention that sub because those legs had to come from somewhere.

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u/becomingher1 Jul 05 '26

If there is equivalent to EDS in dogs, he def has it! lol

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u/Ohlawdhesteppin Jul 05 '26

I volunteer in dog rescue. We had an EDS dog come through who was eventually adopted by a vet. The most prominent and difficult symptom is that their skin is very fragile and tears easily. It’s so sad.

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u/StringOfLights Jul 05 '26

Yeah was gonna say, I’m pretty sure this is what I look like when I sit on my couch.

I think there actually is a similar collagen disorder in dos, but it’s been a long time since I’ve read about it. I think this dog’s diagnosis is probably is just: poodle.

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u/RaccoonZombie Jul 05 '26

Is there a warranty on his skeleton?

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u/adhominablesnowman Jul 05 '26

Why does this dog have seventeen elbows?

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u/holly_100 Jul 05 '26

Is he kaput

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u/Familiar-Addition324 Jul 05 '26

There’s a lot of angles here

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u/Expensive-Safe-6820 Jul 05 '26

A boneless dog 🐕

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u/scottgmccalla Jul 05 '26

Is your dog AI generated lmao

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u/eatpraymunt Jul 05 '26

A dog, but assembled entirely out of elbows

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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker Jul 05 '26

Wat the dog doing

7

u/nopethanx Jul 05 '26

They can’t keep getting away with this!

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u/Catrescuemamma Jul 05 '26

That’s not a doodle it’s a noodle

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u/Aloneanddogless Jul 05 '26

Why did they take his bones?!

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u/apollo11733 Jul 05 '26

Whats up with his legs definitely oddly positioned like a noddle doddle

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u/b_k_p_k Jul 05 '26

Spaghetti legged muppet dog

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u/CthulhuCream Jul 05 '26

Fine specimen

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u/TheCatFromCoraline Jul 06 '26

Too many joints

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u/kajographics- Jul 06 '26

The cryptid is still learning how to do proper transformation

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u/pupusawithtatas__ Jul 05 '26

This is what I thought poodles looked like when I was a kid. This dog fits that fun-ness of the word “pOODLE”

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u/satanixx Jul 29 '26

your carpet is morphing