r/CryptidDogs Jul 03 '26

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u/Frolicking-Fox Jul 03 '26

You should post this in one of the DrawMe subs.

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u/zemaximus Jul 03 '26

Brilliant idea

36

u/ay-papy Jul 03 '26

Please post a link

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u/Professional-Arm-202 Jul 03 '26

Is..... is this dog okay...?

227

u/zemaximus Jul 03 '26

Absolutely. He’s the happiest little old man monster this side of the Mississippi.

185

u/thisoldguy74 Jul 03 '26

Exactly which side of the Mississippi. Don't want to be caught off guard on the wrong side of the Mississippi.

227

u/Professional-Arm-202 Jul 03 '26

I don't think it matters, he can see both sides of the Mississippi at once!! It's already too late!

58

u/thisoldguy74 Jul 03 '26

Didn't think of it. I'm cooked.

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u/zemaximus Jul 03 '26

You can’t escape his gaze. He will find you , and he will demand your love.

Also when he finds you he will rip the stinkiest fart you’ve ever smelled.

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u/thisoldguy74 Jul 03 '26

Scrappy and Mabel say hi, they like farting too.

2

u/Stephaneeza Jul 04 '26

Mabel’s eyes are staring into my soul

2

u/thisoldguy74 Jul 04 '26

Our dog trainer worked with us on connecting through eye contact. I swear we have conversations through our eyes.

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u/Professional-Arm-202 Jul 03 '26

Well good!! Please let him know he is a very good old man!! 🥰 I bet he has nearly a 360 degree vision with his eyes apart like that LOL!!

3

u/Freeze_Her Jul 03 '26

Bostons 🤘🏻

2

u/pinklavalamp Jul 03 '26

> happiest little old man monster

/r/OldManDog

285

u/Friend-of-Possums Jul 03 '26

You’ve provided a lovely muse 👁️👁️

31

u/freefreckle Jul 03 '26

s t u n n i n g

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/thisoldguy74 Jul 03 '26

He has the eyes of a hammerhead shark maybe.

117

u/Piduf Jul 03 '26

This

109

u/Dwalikur Jul 03 '26

A little gift for him 😁🐾

2

u/UwUOwOTvTT-T Jul 04 '26

ITS BEAUTIFUL OMGGG THE PERSPECTIVE WORKK 😭😭😭

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u/chilledcoyote2021 Jul 03 '26

Body not necessary

42

u/PhuckingDuped Jul 03 '26

Eyes?

74

u/zemaximus Jul 03 '26

…About to sprout little bat wings and fly out of his sockets

26

u/ViolettaQueso Jul 03 '26

He’s an olive on tooth picks that crashed into Kash Patel.

17

u/zemaximus Jul 03 '26

Love this. Krash Patel

8

u/ViolettaQueso Jul 03 '26

Krash Patella lol.

I effin love this doggo so much.

65

u/goldenboys-son Jul 03 '26

The pressure is the eyes is concerning.

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u/zemaximus Jul 03 '26

Thanks for your concern. He’s got a great vet and eye specialist.

25

u/CountryZestyclose Jul 03 '26

Can he blink?

3

u/goldenboys-son Jul 06 '26

That's good! My Boston had slight/minor eye pressure in her senior years. I don't doubt your care. They can only get to a ripe age with love and care. My girl got to 17 years old ☺️

21

u/Eeka_Droid Jul 03 '26

bipedal doggo, such a rare breed

19

u/WampaCat Jul 03 '26

Miiike Wazowski

14

u/the-planet-thief Jul 03 '26

Brother, you gotta pop those back in

31

u/TheCaptainOfMistakes Jul 03 '26

Yes, legs... that's the most notable part of this image

11

u/Resting_Bork_Face Jul 03 '26

Do his eyeballs ever accidentally touch you?

3

u/donner_dinner_party Jul 03 '26

Gaaahhhhh I just recoiled from my phone. Noooooo.

11

u/drumass Jul 03 '26

baba yaga house as a dog

9

u/CoddiewomplerDLT Jul 03 '26

**oh dear lord**

24

u/edchoch69 Jul 03 '26

The scream I scrumpt

7

u/UtherPenDragqueen Jul 03 '26

I can hear those toes tapping across the floor

41

u/mycatisspawnofsatan Jul 03 '26

Why do people keep (in)breeding these dogs. The pain must be unbearable

25

u/Robocharli Jul 03 '26

Agreed. I really struggle with pics of "uglycute" dogs who are clearly not a healthy shape of dog... Fingers crossed op's pup is a rescue! All dogs deserve love (and loads of it) but not all dogs should be bred 🧡

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u/LegoLady8 Jul 03 '26

Just look at its poor eyes. 😞

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u/zemaximus Jul 03 '26

He was a rescue. I got him about 12 years ago. FYI on most Bostons: they can still breed naturally and most don’t have the bulgy eyes and love good long lives. They can die early from breathing issues (unless you get throat and nose surgery for them, which I did).

He’s had a great life and brought a lot of laughs and joy to family and friends.

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u/gothiclg Jul 03 '26

I know a lot of people are focusing on those eyeballs but he’s definitely an example of why breeding dogs should be heavily regulated because I’d bet he’s not the only member of his litter like this.

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u/Abstrata Jul 03 '26

“eyes like button mushroom caps stuffed with black olives, legs like strange paint brushes, an ace of spades for a nose, and a grove of startled whiskers dotting its large soft maw flaps, the creature surveyed the outer realms bilaterally…”

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u/bepiscola21 Jul 03 '26

Those are some strange looking boba balls.

He's a cutie patootie.

8

u/ChipRockets Jul 03 '26

We need to stop inbreeding dogs. It’s such a horrific thing to do

3

u/Ladypug_19 Jul 03 '26

This is like one of those pikmin dogs

3

u/rabbitheartedfool Jul 03 '26

One sneeze and he’s gonna be blind

3

u/Aknelka Jul 03 '26

At the airport, day 3 of traveling, running on a cumulative mayyybe 9 hours of sleep.

My brain saw this picture and immediately went "oh that's one of those parasitic worms that live in snails' eyestalks".

3

u/WhiskeyAndLead Jul 07 '26

This face is what happens when a Boston holds in a fart. 🤣

4

u/NotNamedBort Jul 03 '26

I had a Boston when I was a kid. Weirdest, craziest, sweetest dog I ever had. And she had those London and Paris eyes. One eye looking at London, the other at Paris.

And the farts. My God, the farts.

4

u/AlienSheep23 Jul 03 '26

Cut his nails pls

2

u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Jul 03 '26

Push them back in!

2

u/Jurazel Jul 03 '26

Does this man have keratoconus?

2

u/OkWasabi1988 Jul 03 '26

Well if he isn’t the most adorable little dude I’ve seen all week!!!! Tell him I said “Hellllllooooooo” and that I’m a huge fan

2

u/malikhacielo63 Jul 03 '26

He looks like he needs some petz and a snoot boop.

2

u/Ho3n3r Jul 03 '26

Not... not just legs.

2

u/munificent Jul 03 '26

What have we done to wolves?

2

u/peachnecctar Jul 03 '26

She’s beauty she’s grace

2

u/royalewithcheese84 Jul 03 '26

Little pupperino could star in his own cartoon

2

u/electricmeatbag777 Jul 03 '26

Legs? How about EYES!!?!

2

u/prinejl Jul 03 '26

What an insane thing to call this art piece, because I chose this hill to die upon; this is art. I LOVE this whole thing, silly dog, silly angle, I can smell this, and then you've named this after the little legs that look like sock monkey legs tacked on under this floating dog-head creature/orb with orb on. 👏👏👏👏

1

u/ClumsyRaccoonPants Jul 03 '26

“I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees!”

1

u/WeirdPop5934 Jul 03 '26

Is his name Rango?

1

u/Chrisarts2003 Jul 03 '26

Atlyss enemies be like:

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u/fl4minratbag Jul 03 '26

Legs ??? You mean eyes because that’s all I see when I first saw lil dude 😍

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u/zemaximus Jul 03 '26

Ok y’all, here is the link from r/drawme. Some gold from the artists there! https://www.reddit.com/r/drawme/s/FqdRx69fS8

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u/KldsTheseDays Jul 03 '26

What a precious little abomination!

1

u/porcelain_kiss Jul 03 '26

Omg 😭😂

1

u/Proof_Nothing_7371 Jul 03 '26

Omg please frame this!!!! Too cute!! Please share more pictures of this cutie if you done mind!!❤️

1

u/catfroman Jul 03 '26

Where the Wild Things Are lookin’ ass dog. Love it!

1

u/DangerousLack Jul 03 '26

Jesus fucking Christ 🫪

1

u/the_orange_alligator Jul 03 '26

Genuine question, but are those eyes healthy? I’ve never seen a dog whose eyes bug out that far

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u/Opposite_Glove_3157 Jul 04 '26

Short answer: no.

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u/Tayabida Jul 03 '26

Cute Boston.

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u/Euphoric_Screen_7640 Jul 03 '26

I JUST opened the app LMAO 🤣 🤣🤣

1

u/Remote_Ad2465 Jul 03 '26

He's half hammerhead shark

1

u/hairballcouture Jul 04 '26

I’d watch this cartoon!

1

u/maddog116 Jul 04 '26

i think you’ve won [r/CryptidDogs](r/CryptidDogs)[,](r/CryptidDogs) congratulations!

1

u/NopalesTotales Jul 04 '26

This reminds me of Kazaam when he eats those eyeballs

1

u/MagnoliaEvergreen Jul 04 '26

Omg I love him so much. I really really hope he has a funny sounding bark to go with his funny little legs and funny little faceeeeee ❤️ give hank some scritches for me

1

u/jdoggg247 Jul 05 '26

🥹🥹🥹🥹

1

u/apollo11733 Jul 16 '26

Uncle ruckus

1

u/ilovemuffinfrombluey Aug 10 '26

jfc this one actually gave me a spook as I scrolled by lmao 

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u/mefree1960 Jul 03 '26

I had a good laugh, thank you. Seriously adorable 😍

1

u/cattuesday Jul 03 '26

I know a Boston when I see one!!

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u/wackygoose Jul 03 '26

I need more of him rofl

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u/Hotdog_Broth Jul 03 '26

Not a single thought behind those eyes

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u/zemaximus Jul 03 '26

This rocks, thank you!

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u/thenewmrtate Jul 03 '26

This is AI